If you could go back in time and have only a 30 second convo with urself at 15...

[killermike]

what would you say?

id start flexing and tell myself to start lifting sooner... "xxx" will ruin you life, just date her for a year-ish and enjoy all that freak nasty and move on. dont waste your student loan money, stay in school and train hard.

[Strengthbrah93]

school grades > everything
lift
eat healthily. its easy as hell after like 1 or 2 months of doing it

i would say disregard bishes but frankly at that age i didn't really give a damn anyway. was too busy playing video games

[sourcecode123]

Just wondering, everyone thats saying to invest, did you all have money at 15 that you could just invest as you wish?

[Ajuf954]

pulling out is not the same as using a condom...

srs

[Sammm94]

Start lifting, do good in school, and don't try weed!!!

[ltrrtl218]

if i were to give myself serious advice and not just winning lotto numbers it would be to to go and get a degree that actually would have gotten me employed and on a good career path also not to have fuked it up with vanessa and never have dated my first gf danielle.

[PepperedAngus]

I would save myself the 30 seconds of frustration of me not listening to my future self, and just punch myself in the face right from the start.

[ArabAesthetic]

Start lifting *******
Gtfo your room
Get a fukcing haircut

[Kukrudu]

don't do drugs

[iainf]

I'd tell myself: Stop waiting on other people to make life better for you; you're in control of your life. Stop being a beta ******* and work for what you want, stop giving a fuk what everyone else thinks.

[Thomaszino]

1: stop playing wow, you wont reach rank 14.
2. Focus on math, it will be a major problem for you later in life.
3. Join your friends' social events. You will end up crying if u dont
4. Start working out and get aesthetic. You have genetics that cant be wasted.
5. Quit delivering newspapers. Take many different jobs to get experience
6. Say yes to all 7+ girls that invites you in, you are not special.
7. Dont lissen to your parents, you do it only for their acceptance wich is bull****.
8. May 8, 2008 you will do a double backflip to show your mom, dont do it. Your knee will end up getting twisted.
9. Force ur first GF to take it in the angus, she lied to you. BTW, she cheats on you in dec 2011.
10. Join Misc <3 on bodybuilding.com. It will change your view on things that you desperately need.

[Sbrigham1996]

Bitcoins

[jake1224]

read everything you possibly can about weightlifting now and get into it you will be god-tier good looking in five years if you start now instead of at 18 like a chump









One of the most powerful, simple quotes i've ever heard;

"Future you is depending on current you to not phuck up."

[ProsperityBrah]

Winning lottery numbers, invest in certain stocks, etc.

[TheLBM]

Dont marry Sue, dont be friends with anyone named sue, dont work by or sit by or even acknowledge anyone named sue.
STAY CLEAR OF ALL SUES. She will be a lifelong thorn in your side. She is evi,l and by evil what i really mean is that even the devil fears her.
She may seem nice AT FIRST, but trust me she is not. She will gut you like a fish and hang you out to dry.

NO SUES

[twopointo]

Your gonna meet a guy named Tim, he is going to be your role model... be as much like tim as possible. Don't be afraid of girls.. they are gonna love you. Don't be afraid of what your family thinks of you dating girls (no one cares) Your not fat.. you just have self image issues. Find the misc on bb.com Have confidence in yourself. And quit half assing HS your just being lazy because you get A's in college.. Buy stock in apple and ******** sit on it.. you will know when to sell it..

[WendlerFanBoy]

'squatz an oatz fgt'

[Haymana]

get on the misc
stop playing video games
legs/push/pull
read up on nutrition
don't wk that bish in 12 grade

fukn this

m8 i swear i wish someone made me aware at that age

[Sammm94]

This is what would happen to me

[BasedJ]

Get on dem Bitcons nahsayin

[xzp]

Finish college in 4 years, do a little better in high school, start working out more often and get laid.
+ Don't get into a relationship with that chick you work with at your first job..lol or don't fall in love with her atleast cuz she'll cheat.

+ Get dad to buy apple stock.

[BoiStory]

Dont marry Sue, dont be friends with anyone named sue, dont work by or sit by or even acknowledge anyone named sue.
STAY CLEAR OF ALL SUES. She will be a lifelong thorn in your side. She is evi,l and by evil what i really mean is that even the devil fears her.
She may seem nice AT FIRST, but trust me she is not. She will gut you like a fish and hang you out to dry.

NO SUES

this is sue, phuck you too

[1thousand]

"We're all going to make it brah"

[Nasri1990]

Nothing you say will change you much. You become who you are through experience and maturity, not by a few words of wisdom.

[woodchip200z]

The lottery numbers for the next decade lol..

No but srs, i wouldn't say a thing, everything i have experienced in life has lead me to where i am now, beautiful girlfriend, awesome job and a decent body (6/10 misc standard lol)..... All i would do is quietly approach my chubby 15 year old self, look myself in the eye and gently whisper,

"We're all gunna make it brah"

And walk away.

[Ryceryder85]

Think of yourself as a stock and invest in it. Learn new things, stay in shape, save money. The girls will come when u have your **** together

[metallideth]

Start lifting and be consistent
Go on BB.com
Get a job as a Pharmacy Tech ASAP
When you get to college hit the ground running and bust your ass
Believe in yourself
Find hardworking friends in college to study and hang out with

[ratnacage]

Tell myself to start lifting instead of waiting until 19.

similar, I'd tell myself to start lifting now, don't wait until you're 32

[Rencity01]

Wouldn't tell myself anything, just laugh and be on my way.

[AyMayne]

I'd tell him to follow the exact same path I did, but to start lifting and eat more meat so that maybe he wouldn't end up like a manlet.

I have no regrets about where I ended up, but it would have been nice had I started lifting at age 15 and had better nutrition so I'd have ended up taller and bigger going into college.