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    Originally Posted by Kulvich View Post
    For any who are wondering, I work as a male stripper on the side for bachelorette parties. Occasionally, I'll get a show where some guy wants me to show his wife a good time. This is one of them, except the pay is quite a lot.

    I talked with the guy and my agent a bit about this whole gig. Basically, this guy's wife is having a birthday, and he wants a younger guy to hit on her, take her out, show her a good time, and make her feel like she's a college girl again. I think he likes the whole cuckold fetish.

    According to him, his wife is around 40, works as a personal trainer, 5'4, 116 lbs, blonde, beautiful (which I hope it's all true).

    The wife is unaware of all of this, and the husband doesn't want her to know. However, she is open to the idea of getting with a younger guy.

    They're going to be staying at a beach resort hotel. I'm going to "pretend" that I'm staying at the hotel as well on a business trip. The plan is, the husband is going to give me a room key card to the hotel. I'm going to use the key card to access the pool, and approach her there in the afternoon, strike up a conversation with her. We'll talk, then I'll go my own way for a few hours. The husband will take his wife to a local bar/club, and I'll meet them there later like it's a coincidence. He wants me to dance with his wife there and try to get her to like me. If she does, then he wants me to take her back to the hotel room and let her do whatever "she wants to me."

    This is happening Thursday, and it's going to be an all day thing, hence the $1,500.

    Here's the deal. Since I'm supposedly "on a business trip," I'll need to make up some BS story why I'm at the hotel and what kind of job I have. I'll take any good suggestions about an occupation and tell her. He said that his wife is smart, so I need to have a really good story to fool her.

    No pics of wife yet, but I'll ask husband if he can send one tomorrow. He's older so hopefully he knows how to do it.


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    - Work as male stripper
    - Customer is husband who wants me to take his wife on a "fantasy date"
    - Paying $1,500
    - Wife is unaware
    - I will meet wife at the resort hotel pool Thursday.
    - I will tell her I'm on a business trip
    - Need to make up a story of business trip and occupation to deceive wife
    - Taking suggestions
    - If things go well, husband possibly wants me to screw his wife
    - Will ask to get pic of wife tomorrow


    I wrote a few more details of my conversational exchange with the customer on Monday here: http://malestripping.blogspot.com/2013/05/1500-gig.html
    Hysterical! There's so many way this can blow up in the husbands face! Unless they've done this before and are already into swinging, he's probably going to regret this one way or the other.
    Have a great time and please let us know how this goes. Make sure you get paid up front though and please be careful. If it backfires on the husband, he may try to get you into trouble to spare himself.

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    This might end terribly for op. good luck man
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    Originally Posted by darkninja67 View Post
    This might end terribly for op. good luck man
    Didn't OPie say he fukked married women on numerous occasions? In B4 it's the husband of a married chick he smashed and the husband wants revenge.
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    Originally Posted by Staberella View Post
    Didn't OPie say he fukked married women on numerous occasions? In B4 it's the husband of a married chick he smashed and the husband wants revenge.
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    So your telling me opie gets paid for talking/fuking bishes?

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    Originally Posted by soon2b3olympic View Post
    IT consultant for microsoft, level 3 or whatever, income 110k
    Women don't really get whet at the thought of an IT consultant.. Something like doctor and lawyer would work better. Make up some crazy/funny stories about it that you could tell if she's really curious. and except from that tell her you don't want to bore her with it.
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    Originally Posted by Staberella View Post
    Didn't OPie say he fukked married women on numerous occasions? In B4 it's the husband of a married chick he smashed and the husband wants revenge.
    This, or similar.

    OP, on a SRS note, be VERY careful on this. There was some news story about a husband who did this (hired a guy to "seduce" his wife and ended up killing the guy and almost killing the wife by shooting them both, and claimed he was justified because he "thought the guy was raping his wife" until the plot came out that the husband was after her money or some shyt.)

    In any case, the husband could be setting you up (or setting his wife up and you along with it) for bad things. I know there are some guys that may be into it, but there aren't too many stable dudes who pay big money to have some other dude bang their wife.

    But whatever, stay safe OP.
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    Originally Posted by disphugginflip View Post
    If the wife asks, just tell her the truth. You're a male stripper, but your passion is making furniture and in the area because you have a client you want to sell to.
    Yeah, maybe you are a stripper that has a hobby of making weird furniture out of stuff that washed up on the beach, that you work at a nearby strip club with Matthew McCaunahey and do roofing in your spare time.
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    Potential thread has potential. Surely OP will deliever. We must wait.
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    Originally Posted by berstare View Post
    This, or similar.

    OP, on a SRS note, be VERY careful on this. There was some news story about a husband who did this (hired a guy to "seduce" his wife and ended up killing the guy and almost killing the wife by shooting them both, and claimed he was justified because he "thought the guy was raping his wife" until the plot came out that the husband was after her money or some shyt.)

    In any case, the husband could be setting you up (or setting his wife up and you along with it) for bad things. I know there are some guys that may be into it, but there aren't too many stable dudes who pay big money to have some other dude bang their wife.

    But whatever, stay safe OP.
    Yeah I re-read the OP, and tbh the husband's plan sounds waaaaaay too complicated imho. But where is husband while OPie bangs his wife? (If legit he'll most likely be hiding in the closet fapping and filming), and at the very worst he'll be eating OP's liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.
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    Originally Posted by berstare View Post
    Yeah, maybe you are a stripper that has a hobby of making weird furniture out of stuff that washed up on the beach, that you work at a nearby strip club with Matthew McCaunahey and do roofing in your spare time.
    Oh God, was that the actual premise of that idiot movie?
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    Originally Posted by WizardGlick View Post
    Oh God, was that the actual premise of that idiot movie?
    Yep. But on second thought, OP should say his job is adminstrating the largest miscellaneous forum dealing with Bodybuilding in the world. It gets all the ladies. When they are laying in bed with me and say "oh berstare, you were great..." I say "call me ForumAdmin baby."
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