5.3 inches fully erect
-One time back in 8th grade I was smoking marijuana with my friends. All of a sudden, a friend of mine told this mexican girl we were smoking with to suck my dick if he gave her some marijauna leafs. She agreed and we went to the bathroom. However, I wasn't getting hard so I was afraid she would see my flaccid 1 inch penis. (at the time I was 4 inches erect) So she tells me to pull it out and im like no I can't get hard. She tells me to think of porn or something. I back out, and tell her ill take the leafs and to blow my friend (who was watching through the bathroom window)
lol. Wanna hear more?
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ITT: A Small Dick brah tells some stories
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6.5 uncut.... lol was yucky one night. Some fat bish wanted to smash... apparently we ended up in her room.. I couldn't get it up.. then later I heard that she said I had a small cawk... no shiit. If she was in my shoes, fukked up, and saw her fatass... yea she'd have the same problem.. All I remember is waking up in her bed in the morning. Glad I did not slay her though.
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One time I was feeling very horny and drunk. I decide I want a prostitute. I eventually find a very cute girl, I am very surprised such a girl can sell herself. She gives me head in an alleyway. Afterword, I ask her how I compared to other guys she had been with as far as size. She told me its okay, "your penis will still grow". I was like how old do you think I am, she says im like 15.
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OP....you know how I know you're a *******...?
For God so loved US to Lift that he gave US his only begotten secret....PROTEIN....that whosoever believeth in PROTEIN shall not waver, but have an everlasting PHYSIQUE, PUMP, and access to WOMEN. - Squat 3:16
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