5.3 inches fully erect
-One time back in 8th grade I was smoking marijuana with my friends. All of a sudden, a friend of mine told this mexican girl we were smoking with to suck my dick if he gave her some marijauna leafs. She agreed and we went to the bathroom. However, I wasn't getting hard so I was afraid she would see my flaccid 1 inch penis. (at the time I was 4 inches erect) So she tells me to pull it out and im like no I can't get hard. She tells me to think of porn or something. I back out, and tell her ill take the leafs and to blow my friend (who was watching through the bathroom window)
lol. Wanna hear more?
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05-20-2013, 07:06 PM #1Banned
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ITT: A Small Dick brah tells some stories
Last edited by miscunsername; 05-20-2013 at 07:57 PM.
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05-20-2013, 07:07 PM #2Bitch Lasagna
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Aware.
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05-20-2013, 07:07 PM #3
so one time @ bandcamp i got it stuck in a flute
you're probably a drone anyway
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05-20-2013, 07:09 PM #4
6.5 uncut.... lol was yucky one night. Some fat bish wanted to smash... apparently we ended up in her room.. I couldn't get it up.. then later I heard that she said I had a small cawk... no shiit. If she was in my shoes, fukked up, and saw her fatass... yea she'd have the same problem.. All I remember is waking up in her bed in the morning. Glad I did not slay her though.
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05-20-2013, 07:12 PM #5New York
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Originally Posted by AcEXBOX
*METS*KNICKS*VIKINGS*
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05-20-2013, 07:16 PM #6The legendary miscer
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tell us the rest opie
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05-20-2013, 07:17 PM #7Banned
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You gon act like a btch, you gon die like a btch.Originally Posted by sandpapergooch
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05-20-2013, 07:19 PM #8Registered User
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OEF/OIF/OIR Vet (2007-2013)
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05-20-2013, 07:20 PM #9Banned
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One time at a club I was dancing with a girl for about 20 minutes. The whole time I was flaccid as hell. So she felt my 2 .5 incher. This has happened multiple times, where my flaccid penis ruins everything. Girls usually just shut down and walk away.
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05-20-2013, 07:20 PM #10Registered User
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girl: is it in yet?
me: yeah (as i'm pumping)
girl:quiet, no emotion straight face for the whole 30 seconds.
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05-20-2013, 07:21 PM #11Banned
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How big are you?Originally Posted by SystemTrend
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05-20-2013, 07:22 PM #12The legendary miscer
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fuk brah continue your fukking story *******
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05-20-2013, 07:22 PM #13Registered User
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lol damn, son.Originally Posted by miscunsername
Rome against Judea, Judea against Rome.
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05-20-2013, 07:22 PM #14*Tips fedora*
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this is not gay at all
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05-20-2013, 07:23 PM #15Doesn't even lift
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same, but maybe 34 secondsOriginally Posted by SystemTrend
Stay SWOLE, get HOLE!
Pecs for sex, curls for the girls... then why the hell would I do legs
Zyzz died a winner R.I.P
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05-20-2013, 07:24 PM #16Bodybalder
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worst thing in world if trueOriginally Posted by SystemTrend
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05-20-2013, 07:25 PM #17Registered User
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its amazing how far you can go in life with just a smile and a big dick
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05-20-2013, 07:25 PM #18
7.5x5 3/4
mire me gentlemen, mire.
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05-20-2013, 07:28 PM #19Banned
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One time I was feeling very horny and drunk. I decide I want a prostitute. I eventually find a very cute girl, I am very surprised such a girl can sell herself. She gives me head in an alleyway. Afterword, I ask her how I compared to other guys she had been with as far as size. She told me its okay, "your penis will still grow". I was like how old do you think I am, she says im like 15.
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05-20-2013, 07:30 PM #20Registered User
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8.2....i have never known these feels....and never will
u jelly?
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05-20-2013, 07:31 PM #21alaska
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I got a 5" chode. Couldn't screw my last virgin gf cuz my dick was too fat and hurt her. I was pissed. Also it sucks when you can't do fun positions cuz your dink can't reach
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05-20-2013, 07:31 PM #22Registered User
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6.5 is considered small now ? Only in misc.Originally Posted by AcEXBOX
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05-20-2013, 07:32 PM #23Registered User
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ive only shown my dick to 2 girls ever.
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05-20-2013, 07:32 PM #24Hei Long....Wo Ai Ni. ;)
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05-20-2013, 07:33 PM #25Registered User
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lol @ this thread
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05-20-2013, 07:35 PM #26π·πΊπ§πΎπ΅πΈ
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5"x7"? lolOriginally Posted by lemeseethem
I got a 5" chode. Couldn't screw my last virgin gf cuz my dick was too fat and hurt her. I was pissed. Also it sucks when you can't do fun positions cuz your dink can't reach feelsbatmanMake Europe Germany Again
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05-20-2013, 07:35 PM #27Registered User
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7.25 x 5.4 checking in, don't know these feels (7.5 if full throbbing and pushed bone pressed as close as I can go, 8 if e-statting like most people)
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05-20-2013, 07:36 PM #28Registered User
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about same as you. i think she was a strong sloot though.Originally Posted by miscunsername
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05-20-2013, 07:36 PM #29Registered User
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brb using imaginationOriginally Posted by yochilllllllll
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05-20-2013, 07:37 PM #30Banned
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1 inch flaccid
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