I live in university apartments and it just so happens my building director lives in the apartment next to my room.
Thing is, she's always having sex, like twice a day and it's pretty fooking loud, meanwhile I'm in here whacking it to pornhub.
Things I have already done:
-Play gay porn sounds from youtube extremely loudly when they start
-> this is hilarious since it makes them stop suddenly but when i turn it off they just start again
-Start fapping to the sounds of her moaning, but the guy lasts like 2 minutes max so I can barely get hard
Reps for funny ideas, I was thinking about leaving a note under her door saying "maybe you should find a guy that lasts longer than 5 minutes so I can actually finish my masturbation session to your sex sounds"
Will try to record vocaroo of next time they start going at it again.
Update:
Well here's my poverty delivery.
I started hearing them then instantly ran over to the adjoining wall to get a better location to record but it turns out my mic is absolute sh!t and you can BARELY hear it. However in my room it's WAY WAY WAY louder
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JsnY6lRgzo
0:10-0:25 use headphones and turn it up, i promise there are no loud noises aside from me adjusting it around :10 and at the very end
As I said, this fool finishes in like 2 minutes so I barely had a chance to record a good amount of sound.
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05-17-2013, 03:39 AM #1Registered User
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Neighbor has loud sex, Reps for Ideas (3k)
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05-17-2013, 03:41 AM #2Banned
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call the police claiming you can hear "violent screams" from next door
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05-17-2013, 03:41 AM #3fapOriginally Posted by BrokeBrahMtn
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05-17-2013, 03:42 AM #4Registered User
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Knock on the door and join in
you mad because i'm right?
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05-17-2013, 03:42 AM #5Registered User
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make moaning noises while shouting your directors name. profit?!
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05-17-2013, 03:43 AM #6platinum account member
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play disney music really loud
play Nazi music really loud
play the french national anthem really loud
think of stupid things
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05-17-2013, 03:43 AM #7thisOriginally Posted by Revolutionasia
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05-17-2013, 03:43 AM #8Registered User
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Already stated i did this in original post bro.Originally Posted by lnvincible
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05-17-2013, 03:43 AM #9Kobe The GOATBE
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Slide a note under her door that says, "He can't beat that like I can. Wut dat mouf do?"
Do it...."ERMUHGAWD Crew"
"ERMUHGAW LOL...."
"Oh you, ERMUHGAWD!"
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05-17-2013, 03:44 AM #10Aloha Snackbar
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watch the first half of full metal jacket turned all the way up every time they do it
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05-17-2013, 03:45 AM #11Darth Beer
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Play the Barney song
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05-17-2013, 03:46 AM #12
lol @ op having low test levels and not being able to get hard to fap
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In for vocaroo
Thread has potential
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05-17-2013, 03:46 AM #15Registered User
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Knock on her door;
"have you heard if the Book of Mormon?"
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05-17-2013, 03:47 AM #16Registered User
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Originally Posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
Lmfao repped.Originally Posted by Revolutionasia
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05-17-2013, 03:47 AM #17Unregistered Sex Offender
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oh lawdOriginally Posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
inafterAmbition is your goal, but ****gy time is your soul
If I laugh I rep
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05-17-2013, 03:48 AM #18Registered User
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Make a "transcript" of what they are saying ("I love it when you tickle my a$$ with a feather!" or whatever), write it all in a note, then slip the note under their door or tape it to their door.
[]---[] Ivanko Barbell Crew #29 []---[]
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05-17-2013, 03:49 AM #19Ultimate Strength
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Came in to suggest this.Originally Posted by kgzk111
Do the Thin Wall Challenge OP.✔ Calisthenics ONLY For MASS & STRENGTH.
✔ No Supplements. No Weights. No Excuses.
✔ DISREGARDS weights*ACQUIRE aesthetics.
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05-17-2013, 03:49 AM #20Don CarlitosBrah
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05-17-2013, 03:50 AM #21Registered User
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this or neg.Originally Posted by Revolutionasia
...not srs. but do it OP or you a *******
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05-17-2013, 03:50 AM #22Registered User
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I will deliver tomorrow since it's 3:50am right now and she went to sleep.Originally Posted by Cakes89
Will try to deliver vocaroo tomorrow.
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05-17-2013, 03:50 AM #23Registered User
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Crack a stink bomb and pour it on a letter that says
'His dirty butthole is stinking up the joint"
Slide it under her door.
Commence fapping to gay porn.
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05-17-2013, 03:51 AM #24I'm comin' in dry...
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Record her sex sounds on vocaroo and post on the misc
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05-17-2013, 03:51 AM #25backwards
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hahaha yesOriginally Posted by BrokeBrahMtn
go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law. now repeat after me, i am free
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05-17-2013, 03:52 AM #26backwards
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or this, even betterOriginally Posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law. now repeat after me, i am free
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05-17-2013, 03:52 AM #27u mirin my hat !!!!!!
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leave a note giving him tips on how to last longer
leave a note on the door saying shes faking it she moans in a higher voice when your doing herfor future reference my hat is a hospital sick bowl that i put on my head to cheer my daughter up while she was in hospital im being asked about it so much i thought id add it to my sig
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05-17-2013, 03:52 AM #28Registered User
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Bahhaha, This would be hilarious but the wall stifles what they are saying slightly + the guy(s) only last like 2 minutes and don't say much at all.Originally Posted by rlundregan
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05-17-2013, 03:53 AM #29
so you play gay porn...why exactly?? sounds like an excuse to watch two men banging each other...
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05-17-2013, 03:53 AM #30Registered User
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get her mobile and txt them during sex and say sounds like you guys are having fun
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