Hackjob Show Organization
Time and time again people have been saying this, but it seems that no one at the IFBB headquarters seems to give a damn, so I’ll try and make it extra clear: The Mr. Olympia Show is horribly organized. There, I said it. For the “superbowl” of bodybuilding, it gives off the appearance of a circus with so much ****ing **** that even the most avid fitness enthusiasts tire during the show. I swear, it reminds me of the U.S federal budget, constantly growing more bloated in size despite all “attempts” to streamline it and cut things.
First, the webcast sucks. Its 2012, approaching 2013. Does the webcast need to be shaky and skittish for most people? The Arnold webcast is usually fine for me, the Olympia webcast is not. Can’t the fans pay for a better quality webcast, or something? Does the sound need to be ahead of whats showing up on the screen? Could we get more than one person handling the webcast at this event? I could understand how this is complaining given it were ten years ago, but such ineptitude conjures up only incredulity. And can the webcast not zoom in on competitors during comparisons? I never understood this one. Is it really needed? Is THIS what the fans want to see? I think these images accurately describe how all of us feel when this happens:
This is me with my judging face on. Ready to give my shot on objectively comparing physiques to see who wins what pose. But instead Pose X is ruined because:
When meanwhile during bikini:
Second, the lighting and the stages suck. Granted, I thought the 2009 Olympia lighting was great, but in 2010, 2011, and 2012 the stage and lighting seemed very bland. Why this is so, especially when it hurts how the physiques look, is beyond me. Some smaller tier shows have infinitely better lighting. Hell, even the ****ing webcast announcers commented on the lighting and how it washed out physiques! The Olympia stages used to be cool and dynamic. The ones from the 90s, hell I’ll even throw in the 2004 stage, are memorable. The new ones aren’t. The Arnold has some great stages and better lighting, and is really the more professional and adeptly run show (probably because there isn’t nearly as much women’s crap).
The general ineptitude of the Mr. Olympia show is most obviously seen by looking at the Olympia weekend schedule, or lack thereof. Eager bodybuilding fans, from all around the world look forward to the Olympia weekend. Usually its in the third or fourth weekend in September, with two night shows on Friday and Saturday. And its in Vegas. After that, no one has a ****ing clue about A)The components of the actual show and B)When the important stuff starts. Instead, most of us wait for what can only be described as an eternity into the wee hours of the night as endless female divisions are called out on the center stage. For the superbowl of bodybuilding, this is the “Olympia Night show schedule” we are given:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1...nd-predictions (The original link to the IFBB website no longer works)
Friday Sept. 28
Fitness, Bikini & Ms. Olympia Finals and Mr. Olympia Judging—7:00 p.m. PT
Saturday, Sept. 29
Figure, 212 Showdown & Mr. Olympia Finals—7:00 p.m. PT
Oh. I mean, lets not go into information overload here! And its not like this is an hour and a half comedy or magic show, I’ve been to Vegas, and I know what standard show lengths are. Webcast preshow included, this is honestly a four hour odyssey. Partially because I was so bored, but more because for posterity of IFBB brahs, I was daring enough to keep track of the entire show on prejudging.
This is me, and frankly all of us when the webcast started:
For me, the webcast aired at 9:30
30 minutes of webcast discussion/commercials
Fitness Routines
Bikini Callouts
Bikini Comparisons
Top 6 Awards Bikini
Ms Olympia Posing Routines
Ms Olympia Posing
Fitness Swimsuit
Fitness Comparisons
Fitness Awards
Top 6 Ms. Olympia
Top 6 Ms. Olympia Awards
THEN MEN START AT ****ING 12:30
Oh, the men are coming up? Let me brush off these cobwebs.
So for 3 hours for those viewing from the internet, or for 2.5 hours for the poor souls whose asses have to sit through all of this, is the price that fans must pay before even being able to watch what they originally wanted…Men’s Bodybuilding. I think its safe to say that most people who go to the events, or watch the online webcast, are there for men’s bodybuilding. I wouldn’t be so mad if the IFBB said “Okay we still want to do all of these other things, so here is the schedule, plan accordingly,” but instead all we are given is a one line sentence that says the show starts at 7. So unless we guesstimate correctly, most of us have to stay tuned, checking periodically every half an hour or so and see if God answered our prayers to make the suffering stop. So for anyone new to bodybuilding, or the people whose excitement causes them to forget each year, we are forced to suffer through an event that takes longer than reading the Illiad. Two contests (Bikini and Fitness, Figure is on Saturday, and female bodybuilding arguably has the criterion that male bodybuilding has) that no one has any idea how they are judged, and with competitors lists that are waaaaaaaaaaay too long. 32 ****ing bikini competitors? I thought this was the Olympia, where the best of the best were supposed to battle? Perhaps the qualification rules (more later) that were halfassedly executed on men’s division should have been made stricter for these divisions? Because its painfully obvious to the viewers that they get way too much time, considering the fact that the 212 Mr. Olympia, erm I mean ‘Showdown’ doesn’t even get its prejudging put on webcast. To be honest I don’t even think the men’s competitors know the schedule, and their last minute prep suffers accordingly. It was obvious to a lot of people that many of the competitors were off in 2011 at prejudging because of poor communication, and Branch supposedly did not even get enough time to pump up before he stepped on stage two weeks ago. Which is quite unfortunate considering these are the competitors who put the most time and effort into their preparation and are what the fans want to see.
Finals night wasn’t nearly as bad, probably because the show featured stuff that people actually wanted to watch (mostly 212 and men’s Olympia), but still featured some time hogs, including the supplement awards (which could have NOT been done on the webcast), and the final giant 10 person Mr. Olympia comparison. Maybe my memory isn’t serving me too well, but I don’t remember anything like this in 2011. Why did they have the Top 10 competitors line up again, when they are tired and depleted, to do mandatories before the posedown? Was this honestly something that impacted the judging? How on earth could this possibly influence placings considering they had to look at 10 bodies hit a pose within a span of 3 seconds? Because if they were only concentrating on a couple of people, why not just have them pose? Again, more information on the scorecard might have helped this one, because I was pretty ****ing clueless. Again, perhaps if we got the scoring results for only this comparison we could see if it was really needed.
Think you’re a good judge? Do the rankings of this pose in 1-2-3 Times up!
What irritates me the most when it comes to the major shows is how the commentators try to hype up stories. I have no problem with these per se, but it gets frustrating when they create rivalries when another competitor really should be in the running, or they say one guy is going to flat out win when he shouldn’t. The two most obvious cases that come to mind are 2011 Cutler v. Heath (the “teacher” versus the “student”) and Branch Warrens 2012 arnold classic comeback. I can see the Cutler v. Heath going into the show considering the 2010 Mr. Olympia, but then when it becomes painfully obvious that Jay does not deserve top 2…or top 3…etc that they still include him and picture it as a close race. Huh? Like, what happened to Kai? Its obvious that from the prejudging that hes clearly better than Jay, shouldn’t he be the one next to Heath in the final prejudging callout, etc? Nope. Jay even manages to beat Kai at the Sheru guest posing (contest??) event. Then Branch Warren. “Oh, you can’t even notice his leg”, “Wow, its so amazing how he did all of this” “Hes destroying the competition”. All of this crap when at the very least it’s an extremely close down to the wire victory or a gifted placing. Nope. None of that. Instead, in WWE fashion, Branch wins with a “trifecta” (whatever the **** that is) to make for a good story. With a perfect score, of course.
And of course whenever things don’t work out the way they want them to, the IFBB always changes the rules, not to make the shows better, but instead to make it work how they want it to….
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