Finally reached 50 posts so I can posts pics.
Have had to edit the following pics link 3 times. Didn't realise how easy being a detective is
That's a pic from her ******** from halloween last year. strong sloot.
I know she's only 6-7/10 IRL but the age gap makes her a 10/10 to me
So I'm 16 she's 22 however I look older than 16 - most assume I'm 18-20. Met her a few weeks ago standing at my bus stop. Thought she was pretty hot and wanted her number so when we got off the bus I asked her if she had a lighter (seen her smoking) to start up a conversation. We were talking for about 15 mins after that, she knew my age, I knew hers and I knew she probably wouldn't be interested because of the age gap but I asked her if she had a boyfriend and she say she didn't so I asked for her number and she immediately gave me it. We texted a good bit for the following week.
Then last Saturday I asked her if she wanted to come out drinking with me and a few guys and she came and brought some friends (she told her friends I was 17 rather than 16, like that makes a f*cking difference lol dumb sloot). So by the time she arrived (10.30pm) we were both already drunk and when we were standing at the bar I slapped her ass and grabbed it and she turns around to me and said, "behave" in a playful way. Then I grabbed her waist and pulled her over and we started making out by the bar with her friends right there lol. It was a very alpha moment. So that was me in - the rest of the night at the bar we were drinking, kissing and I was feeling her up e.g. hand up her skirt grabbing her bare ass. I missed my lift home to my friends house so she offered me to come to hers (she only lives 200m) away from me but my parents would be mad at me coming home drunk etc so I went to hers.
By this stage it was about 3.30am after a lot of drinking. We went into her house quietly because she still lives with her family and we had some smokes then started making out again on her sofa with me feeling her up including them teddies. I wasn't rushing at all because I assumed we had all night - I tried slipping the finger once or twice but she didn't want to yet, kept grabbing my hand and pulling her skirt back down. But like I said, I was in no rush so didn't care. But then we heard her dad getting up for work (he's a courier so works from early in the morning). So she said to me, "I'm going to have to throw you out pet."
I bertstared her and said "Donna, 4.30... I can't go to my house at 4.30." So she apologised etc. but threw me out anyway and I stumbled down the road 200m back to my house and attempted to sleep in the garage as there was no key left for me. But it was too cold and I climbed through my bathroom window and sneaked up to bed. This was about 5.00am.
So anyway, here's the thing... She's a real boring kunt to text. I mean she's obviously interested in me or she wouldn't have came out drinking with me or made out or invited me back to hers. But she gives me nothing to go on other than the odd wink face or tongue face in texts. Don't really know how to proceed here. I really want to smash so bad but she never has a free house and neither do I which sucks cause we live so close. The age difference has to be taken into account here in your advice because I'm sure its weird for her - I mean she actually has a younger sister that's two years older than me lol
So what do misc how do I get this girl to smash
Also I will update OP with any new progress and If she sends me any hot pics or I smash and ninja pic I will also post
Cliffs:
- OP meets girl, turns out she's 22 and OP is only 16
- OP gets girls number, they go out drinking
- OP makes out with girls at bar, feel that ass etc
- OP goes back to girls house, makes outs grabs teddies and ass etc
- OP gets kicked out of girls house because she hears her dad upstairs
- OP sneaks back into his own house (200m away)
- OP desperately wants to smash but girl is getting boring, she doesn't seem like much of a hornball
- OP needs pro tips to get her to smash (remember the age gap and that we rarely, if ever, have free houses)
More pics as requested, this time no detective *******s
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MISC. Please Help Me Smash This 22yo! (I'm 16) (PICS) (Story)
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"need pro tips"
Asks Misc.....uw0tm8NPC Amateur.
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Miring you even getting this far with her at your age, I was the most pathetic kunt at 16.
As others have said edit your picture to avoid detectives. And then obtain and upload more of her as she is actually attractive.There are no men like me; there is only me.
Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.
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