Give me openers and I will send them to tinder matches

[sneakyninjapnts]

If unaware on tinder, http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=153315441

I will use any line you give as long as I cannot be thrown in jail for it

[VigorousDrive]

1. "Hey, do you know my couch pulls out?"

"Cause I don't"


2. "you're hot, im horny, let's do this"


3. "Do you believe in love at first swipe?"



Take your pick



mein neger

[Aesthetical]

3===D ({i})

[darwinia]

You must be a botanist,

cause I’m lichen you.

[YokedBrah]

I will rape you if I get the chance

[sneakyninjapnts]

"Hey, do you know my couch pulls out?"

"Cause I don't"






mein neger

3===D ({i})

[mgsmith93]

I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have that dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you chat with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

[justinkel]

I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have that dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you chat with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

This!

[gianlifts]

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

[justhime]

Are you from Tennessee, cause baby girl, your the only Ten I see.

[VigorousDrive]

this one will actually get you a good response lol

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

[facemower]

in.

[sneakyninjapnts]

Had to split that last one up, and the message did in fact go through.

[VigorousDrive]

"I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock."

[Yuuzhanvong]

hey girl, wat dat mouf do?

[Lpenny]

"I would do anything just to kiss your hand, fair maiden. Would you reject me? Please respond"

Best of luck

[VigorousDrive]

potable.

























































potable

[sneakyninjapnts]

changed hold it against me to have sex with me

[freshflankle]

Want sum fuk? Pls respond

[VigorousDrive]

You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

[minorlive]

In on Tinder God thread

[wtfmansh1te]

Just wanted to let you know that i was stuck in Traffic just now and was looking through Tinder.... I saw your picture and got rock hard instantly! That plus the traffic made me whip my cock out and scroll through all your pics. After a few good minutes i busted all over and had to pull into a gas station to throw out my underwear! (I hope my wife doesn't wonder why im commando when i get home lol...) Anyway just wanted to share that with you. Your body is definitely something worth starting a religion over! and i'd love it if you wanted to have a strictly online relationship with as much debauchery as possible

[OnlyWayIsEssex]

Just wanted to let you know that i was stuck in Traffic just now and was looking through Tinder.... I saw your picture and got rock hard instantly! That plus the traffic made me whip my cock out and scroll through all your pics. After a few good minutes i busted all over and had to pull into a gas station to throw out my underwear! (I hope my wife doesn't wonder why im commando when i get home lol...) Anyway just wanted to share that with you. Your body is definitely something worth starting a religion over! and i'd love it if you wanted to have a strictly online relationship with as much debauchery as possible

lol defo this

[HealthyBanana]

If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would kill myself rather than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made by a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.

[sneakyninjapnts]

1. "Hey, do you know my couch pulls out?"

"Cause I don't"
mein neger

sent out the other ones

[darwinia]

reps on r/c and subscribed

[godownfighting]

sent out the other ones

i don't get it?

nevermind got it about 8 minutes later

[sneakyninjapnts]

If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would kill myself rather than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made by a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.

[hellbilly1912]

sup bitch

[sneakyninjapnts]

sup bitch

Felt bad about 5'9 152lbs so I sent it for you brah