Give me openers and I will send them to tinder matches

[JCK28]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/dC2RutM.png[img]

If I pull this off you owe me a buncha noods of yourself

haha only if i get noodz of her

[TraceDoes]

In on 6 star thread

[gongshow23]

Went to bed early cause it was an allnighter the night before. Woke up to this... don't worry my precious blueberries and don't neg me please I promise in due time you will get your fill you junkies

Also talking to that Chelsea girl. This app is legit. Thanks OP

[sneakyninjapnts]

Send one of them your lifting stats.

yeah send this. she will instantly require the D

Bench: 265 Squat: 385 DL: 455

VD you dont bench 265 you frauding *******

[jd29]

what the fck is the deal with the chicks giving you one number when you ask? You photoshopping the rest of the numbers out or what?

[Compounds]

Are you a koala?
Because you have all the right koala-fications, nomsayin?

[LaxinAround]

lost it at you've forgotten a few

[sneakyninjapnts]

lost it at you've forgotten a few

idiot forgot her area code.... facepalmed irl

[quixoticbro]

VD you dont bench 265 you frauding *******

[img]http://i.imgur.com/lzv3yGz.png[/ig]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/InKRYRu.png[/ig]

I hate when a girl calls me doll, I can already tell you this girl is a bitch.

[Ampedlift]

OH LAWD OP

Minigolf and drinks

I didnt know how much girls would love this chit repped just for that and in to see further text game

[GodShammgod]

OP is a god. Mirin'

Dat feel when living in a low-population area with only half a dozen matches and screen is constantly "loading" because theres no other girls...

[betajohn]

can tell that chicks on a fake acc from just looking at it for 1 second

[DazeGame]

what the fck is the deal with the chicks giving you one number when you ask? You photoshopping the rest of the numbers out or what?

You cannot be serious?

[sneakyninjapnts]

can tell that chicks on a fake acc from just looking at it for 1 second

She's not.

[BrahBrahgovich]

You should send this. This was from the thread where the op banged a Chinese chick who wanted movable sound:

Hey, beautiful. You let me holla right quick, you know what im meaning. Sign on your side you look pretty good, you know what im mean.I think you know how you and I go back to the place, comfortable, possible that some of the Henny sip, you know what I mean, you know what IM ... conversation, we can do adults, allowing. I clap DEM cheeks, ya hear me.

[sneakyninjapnts]

if i won 100m tomorrow where would you want me to take you

Sorry bro she was boring as fuk. But the line would work if you put in effort!

[sneakyninjapnts]

Trying to wrap up the first 4 pages before moving on... cause quite simply I have trouble keeping track at this point

[VigorousDrive]

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Trying to wrap up the first 4 pages before moving on... cause quite simply I have trouble keeping track at this point

time to make a spreadsheet bro. I have a spreadsheet of girls on tinder, ********, instragram, snapchat, how many times they have liked my photos, how many messages they have sent etc.

(not srs)

Know that feel of losing track/interest in older matches

[sneakyninjapnts]

sent out all of page 5 and 6

[Turnitup21]

Please respond, OP

[miscgoat]

Do this one:
"You trying to get the pipe?"

For reference:
http://deadsp.in/xbAzgbt

[skarms]

requestin pics of OP.

[Bunk247]

Any replies to the latest ones you sent? Loving your work, as always!

[sneakyninjapnts]

Any replies to the latest ones you sent? Loving your work, as always!

Nothing solid yet. Will post failed convos when I get time, at the moment only posting #s

[sneakyninjapnts]

Just wanted to let you know that i was stuck in Traffic just now and was looking through Tinder.... I saw your picture and got rock hard instantly! That plus the traffic made me whip my cock out and scroll through all your pics. After a few good minutes i busted all over and had to pull into a gas station to throw out my underwear! (I hope my wife doesn't wonder why im commando when i get home lol...) Anyway just wanted to share that with you. Your body is definitely something worth starting a religion over! and i'd love it if you wanted to have a strictly online relationship with as much debauchery as possible

Honestly didn't know how to proceed with a retarded girl

[TeamDestruction]

Honestly didn't know how to proceed with a retarded girl

Be retarded, then you can talk to her at her level

[Celladork]

So glad I found this thread. So glad.

[sneakyninjapnts]

Be retarded, then you can talk to her at her level

i try to make it last 4 u bby

[miscgoat]

i try to make it last 4 u bby

lmao. update when you eventually get her number

[Taktical]

Spell ME

Her: M....E...

You forgot the D

Her: there is no D in me

Not yet