tfw when bulk = look dope in a tshirt, but fat with it off
tfw compliments
tfw stretchmarks on biceps
tfw random muscle spasms after working out forearms
tfw can't wipe butt
tfw rotater cuff injury, can't bench , growing tits
tfw feeling like i have to puke every leg workout
tfw in a few days you are you're friends will be reunited and lift everyday since the seperation of colleges
tfw broke phone with dumbell
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05-13-2013, 07:44 PM #271Red Sox 2018 MLB champs
Tommy 12 inch crew
Nikola Jokic, Montrezl truther
DRuss gonna be an all-star in BKNY crew
Jaylen, Jayson (7/11) Crew
Gordon Chadward Crew
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05-13-2013, 07:48 PM #273
TFW Your 30 inch jeans start to take a little to much effort to get into
TFW You reach into the back of your wardrobe and find your size 32's and they fit like your 30's did 2 months ago
TFW You cant buy new clothes because bulking
TFW Lower back feels fat as fuk
TFW Some photos of you look aesthetic as fuk and others look filth
TFW You want to cut but still not enough mass
TFW Abs slowly but surely leave you
TFW Shoulder/forearm always hurts
TFW Eating until your sweating
TFW Food bill is almost as much as your home loan
TFW You sit down and feel softness around your midsection
bulking feelsIt's all going to be ok, Kings
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05-13-2013, 07:50 PM #275
brb eat 400 over caloric maitenance, gyno flares and feel like I need a bra
brb staying in all weekend to lift saturday/sunday morning
brb someone starts conversation about their bench and I start talking about nutrition/strength programs and they zone out
brb "oh yeah man I'll start working out with you let me know when you're going!"
brb bulking and if I even get remotely hungry immediately go into scavenger mode to find proteinz
infinite feels
too much real life
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05-13-2013, 07:53 PM #276
-Tfw you train your balls off for 8 weeks and hit the same max (feels bad man)
-Tfw you throw up from working out so hard (sweet relief)
-Tfw you are squatting with bad form and feel your back absolutely being destroyed
-Tfw you by the 5 dozen pack of eggs at the store... for only yourself
-Tfw you eat Chicken and Sweet Potatos everyday straight for 3 months
-Tfw you drink 1500 calorie ice cream/milk/yogurt/peanutbutter/cytogainer Reeses Peanut Butter of Deliciousness shake every night before bad
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05-13-2013, 08:00 PM #281
only feel like you look big after a serious pump
most of the time feel like you dont even look like you lift
can't buy new clothes because about to bulk
avoid outings because can't count macros properly and i'm cutting
make sure to drink at least 10 bottles of water daily
can't have fun and get yucky with the guys because cutting
when will it be mine turn for aesthetics*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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05-13-2013, 08:21 PM #286
- Join Date: Jun 2011
- Location: United States
- Age: 33
- Posts: 32,791
- Rep Power: 77098
tfw when need to weigh 1000 pounds to look like I lift with a shirt on
Bench 315x1 - Squat 415x1 - Deadlift 515x1 Total = 1,245
3/4/5 Club as of 8-23-2019. Feels good man.
M.S. Exercise Science (2018)
Certified by: NSCA C.S.C.S, NASM-CPT
6'5 Manmore, 230 pounds, 15% body-fat (Bod Pod tested)
COLTS (football) - Lakers (LeGOAT) - Indians (Baseball) - Uconn Huskies (college) - USA Soccer
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05-14-2013, 12:07 PM #290
so many feels
brb look small at 5"5 with 18 inch arms at 12% bodyfat
brb "your getting to big"
brb having a breakdown because you ate your meal 30 minutes late
brb look huge when bulking with a shirt on but a fat kunt with it off
brb look amazing when cut shirtless but look like a scrunny kunt with it on
brb wishing every shirt could fit like your best one
brb not drinking during cutt
brb not eating out during cut
brb dreaming about icecream
brb binge ****KKK
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