Srs my Groups and rings professor straight up said that if examiners tell him to align marks to the distribution curve he doesn't give a fuk and gives you the marks you deserve [srs].
The guy is alpha as fuk
brb kicks you out if you're more than a minute late to lectures
brb kicks you out if he even as much as catches you whispering during lecture
brb calls you out in front of the class if you ask an easy or 'stupid question'
brb tells internal examiners to fuk themselves
brb has written many books on his subject.
brb he gives out half assed proofs to some theorems in lectures and then if he asks you to recall the proof in the exam and you write it out exactly like he did in the lectures he will deduct marks.
brb department policy to put your lecture notes online - he doesn't give a fuk and puts no notes online because he wants everyone to come to lectures.
brb alpha as fuk
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05-09-2013, 01:16 PM #1
My alpha as fuk professor refuses to align scores to the ''bell curve''
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05-09-2013, 01:18 PM #2
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05-09-2013, 01:19 PM #4
Lol it's quite lulzy as fuk. He will praise you though if you ask a good question [srs].
But if you ask an obvious question just be ready to be called out and sometimes even be lectured on how chit your intuition is, quite lulzy. Will be taking his course next year as well he sets nice exams"It is not knowledge, but the act of learning, ... which grants the greatest enjoyment. When I have clarified and exhausted a subject, then I turn away from it, in order to go into darkness again ..." - Carl Friedrich Gauss
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05-09-2013, 01:19 PM #5
I want to see him kick me out. I have only had 1 lecturer try to do this on me (chronic late syndrome) and I just said "k lol", sat down, he pouted at me and continued with this chit lecture.
Not trying to brag or look alpha or whatever, just amazes me how much power these guys think they have. If the school's rules don't allow him to kick me out under those circumstances, why would I go out?God is dead.
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05-09-2013, 01:20 PM #6
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05-09-2013, 01:22 PM #11Think you of the fact that a deaf person cannot hear. Then what deafness may we not all possess? ~ Dune
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05-09-2013, 01:23 PM #15
That's not Alpha.
That's the way it should always be.
What a retarded age do we live in that things as simple as that is called Alpha ...
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05-09-2013, 01:23 PM #16
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05-09-2013, 01:25 PM #18
Dafuq? A lot of my professors are betas who are too scared to tell the class to quiten down if everyone is talking.
You talk at your own peril though in this guy's class. He will catch you right at the back as well, and he doesn't give a fuk, he literally stops the lecture until you get out of the class if he catches you talking."It is not knowledge, but the act of learning, ... which grants the greatest enjoyment. When I have clarified and exhausted a subject, then I turn away from it, in order to go into darkness again ..." - Carl Friedrich Gauss
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05-09-2013, 01:26 PM #19
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05-09-2013, 01:29 PM #21
Lmao trust me brah every week there would at least 1 or 2 incidences providing the lulz.
brb once he caught two girls talking
brb he asks one of them are you here to listen to me or your friend
brb she says her friend
brb everyone trying their best not to crack up
brb both got kicked out hard after being embarrassed and called out"It is not knowledge, but the act of learning, ... which grants the greatest enjoyment. When I have clarified and exhausted a subject, then I turn away from it, in order to go into darkness again ..." - Carl Friedrich Gauss
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05-09-2013, 01:32 PM #22
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05-09-2013, 01:34 PM #23
Still better than beta professors to tell everyone to quieten down. I once had a professor who just raised his voice if everyone was being loud, was annoying as fuk. At least with this guy everyone can listen in peace. The only annoying thing was that if you couldn't see something clearly you couldn't really ask the person sitting next to you or something lol.
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05-09-2013, 01:36 PM #24
Sounds like a douche bag.
Students are paying his salary, not the other way around. Kicking people out for being a minute late? Yeah man cause nobody ever has chit happen that makes them late. It's one thing to be late every day...its another to tell someone they have to miss the entire class just because one time there was a traffic jam caused by an accident.
Whispering during lecture? If your talking and disrupting the class...yeah you should be called out. If your whispering someone asking what page of the book hes referring to...that is just being an anal prick.
Calling people out for asking easy or stupid questions...if someone has a question then they probably don't know if its easy or stupid. Part of the job of "teaching" is answering questions, even obvious ones. That's why people are taking his class and not just reading a book in the library.
Alpha as fuk...lol.
Sounds like this guy is probably pissed off he has to teach because he couldn't cut it doing actual work in his field so he has to resort to being in academia.
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05-09-2013, 01:37 PM #25
It does sound funny. Some professors can carry that kind of thing. Must be a big class?
Personally, I'm there to teach, and the students can waste their time if they want to as long as they aren't disturbing the class. I only called two out on whispering to each other once this term, and it disrupted the lesson more than not doing anything. Classroom management is why I don't teach grade school.*wide hips crew*
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05-09-2013, 01:40 PM #26
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05-09-2013, 01:44 PM #27
Lol, kicks them out for being a minute late...
Well good luck with that one, I would leave until I had campus security escorting me off campus. If that point came about I would make a complaint to the Dean and most likely win due to the silliness.Start now, everyday you wait is a day you'll regret.
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05-09-2013, 01:46 PM #28
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05-09-2013, 01:49 PM #30
He is discouraging kids from asking stupid questions. The only reason they would need to ask a stupid question would be if they were not paying attention in class. If they are paying attention and still can't understand easy concepts then he is doing them a favor by failing them early since they will never become anything.
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