Anyone successfully banged a Milf/Cougar?

[SensationalOne]

Have hooked up with many in Bars but got turned down when I told them my age (look much older). Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Starred]

op the solution is not to tell them your age

[SensationalOne]

op the solution is not to tell them your age

I didn't, they asked and I didn't think they would care since we already hooked up.

[Patriots25]

In my imagination land I have

[ProudPaperclip]

im 90% sure my 17 year old friend banged my mom

does that count

[coobreeze22]

Have hooked up with many in Bars but got turned down when I told them my age. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

yep. plentyoffish.com

[SensationalOne]

im 90% sure my 17 year old friend banged my mom

does that count

Lol did you ask him?

[juniorbrah]

who hasnt..
\op is not a closer/thread

[jerseyshorebrah]

U dun goofed

[2 D]

im 90% sure my 17 year old friend banged my mom

does that count

Want a full story w/cliffs and spoon pics w/mom or else negs.

[ShNiGG]

have smashed a 37 years old latina milf(srs)

[SwolenNolan]

I banged snooki from jersey shore if that counts

[LocalDealer]

Yes. Banged my buddies wife's mom. He had always said she was bangable and I finally met her at a bar when I was drinking with him. I was pretty drunk and just kept hitting on her all night despite her being with some biker dude. She said they were leaving and I told her to come back ASAP and so she dropped him off (maybe ****ed him lolidunno) and came back. Short story, we got really drunk and banged in her car. She was a slut. Started sucking my dick as soon we left the bar. She had a pierced clit and swallowed my man chowder.

My buddy always refers to me as his wife's dad now lol

[iliketojuggle]

I was eating at mcdonalds one sunday morning for breakfast I had ridden my bike up there. I see a milf early to mid thirties in line by herself. Notice milf turning to check me out and she caught me doing the same and called me out on it lols. When she finished eating I noticed she got on a bike to leave so I was like fuk it and threw out the last 1/4 of my 2nd egg mcmuffin and chased her down on my bike for like a mile. Finally caught up, introduced myself riding next to her, made plans to meet up in a few hours and ended up banging her for the next 6 months or so lols

[1FingerPushup]

I'm 17 and banged a 6/10 28 year old who had a 3 year old daughter. Met her off OKcupid. She thought I was 23.

[iliketojuggle]

lol @ meeting them online or in bars. real men meet them sober and in real life

[SensationalOne]

Yes. Banged my buddies wife's mom. He had always said she was bangable and I finally met her at a bar when I was drinking with him. I was pretty drunk and just kept hitting on her all night despite her being with some biker dude. She said they were leaving and I told her to come back ASAP and so she dropped him off (maybe ****ed him lolidunno) and came back. Short story, we got really drunk and banged in her car. She was a slut. Started sucking my dick as soon we left the bar. She had a pierced clit and swallowed my man chowder.

My buddy always refers to me as his wife's dad now lol

[ProudPaperclip]

Lol did you ask him?

lol no it would be too awkward

Want a full story w/cliffs and spoon pics w/mom or else negs.

parents are divorced, im over my dad's house alot. friend lives down the street.

-come back from dad's unexpectingly to grab my laptop cause i needed to work on an assignment
-walk in door, see friends shoes
-mom must have heard me open/close door, comes down stairs and tells me Scott was helping her move some stuff
-scott awkwardly says hey to me and leaves
-i went upstairs to get computer, not a single item was moved that day

idk what to do lol

only pic i have

[SensationalOne]

I was eating at mcdonalds one sunday morning for breakfast I had ridden my bike up there. I see a milf early to mid thirties in line by herself. Notice milf turning to check me out and she caught me doing the same and called me out on it lols. When she finished eating I noticed she got on a bike to leave so I was like fuk it and threw out the last 1/4 of my 2nd egg mcmuffin and chased her down on my bike for like a mile. Finally caught up, introduced myself riding next to her, made plans to meet up in a few hours and ended up banging her for the next 6 months or so lols

Alpha. Pics?

[Triumphator]

Quite a few actually but I'd never go to the bar to meet them, you're asking for stds doing that.

[GaDoomZ]

interdasting thread, has always been a goal of mine. Reps to all of those who post good stories, maybe include a picture

[iliketojuggle]

Alpha. Pics?

Nah don't have any she didn't have a ******** or anything.

[kazamman]

lol no it would be too awkward

parents are divorced, im over my dad's house alot. Friend lives down the street.

-come back from dad's unexpectingly to grab my laptop cause i needed to work on an assignment
-walk in door, see friends shoes
-mom must have heard me open/close door, comes down stairs and tells me scott was helping her move some stuff
-scott awkwardly says hey to me and leaves
-i went upstairs to get computer, not a single item was moved that day

idk what to do lol

only pic i have

miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilf

[SensationalOne]

Nah don't have any she didn't have a ******** or anything.. she had 2 kids but was actually in the top 3 tightest pussies I ever encountered (srs)

Nice buddy, your age?

[iliketojuggle]

Nice buddy, your age?

I was 23 when I met her and she was 32

[Thy_Kingdom]

One was my old boss, other was a married woman (didn't know she was married).

[Akos1712]

Yes. Banged my buddies wife's mom. He had always said she was bangable and I finally met her at a bar when I was drinking with him. I was pretty drunk and just kept hitting on her all night despite her being with some biker dude. She said they were leaving and I told her to come back ASAP and so she dropped him off (maybe ****ed him lolidunno) and came back. Short story, we got really drunk and banged in her car. She was a slut. Started sucking my dick as soon we left the bar. She had a pierced clit and swallowed my man chowder.

My buddy always refers to me as his wife's dad now lol

age 77 lol

[Hulkamaniabrah]

lol no it would be too awkward

parents are divorced, im over my dad's house alot. friend lives down the street.

-come back from dad's unexpectingly to grab my laptop cause i needed to work on an assignment
-walk in door, see friends shoes
-mom must have heard me open/close door, comes down stairs and tells me Scott was helping her move some stuff
-scott awkwardly says hey to me and leaves
-i went upstairs to get computer, not a single item was moved that day

idk what to do lol

only pic i have

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/acmAf.jpg[IMG]

check pm

[allkillano]

Banged a milf on NYE she was 32 but looked like she was in her 20's would pic but she doesn't have a ********.

Met her and her other girlfriends asking if they can touch my abs (srs) was pretty much the only jacked guy in the bar. after 12am i asked if she had her first NY kiss... she said no, like i boss i moved in and she liked it and got some more when we left, was a good night.

proof being aesthetic does get you easy poonage

[SensationalOne]

One was my old boss, other was a married woman (didn't know she was married).

Lol why do you care if she was married that's alpha as fuk, should have awared the Husband.