Went to a "gym" for the first time, hoping to get membership. Crazy bish thought I had money spewing out my arse. There was an initial fee of 1000HKD (125USD) followed by 800HKD (100USD) monthly payments.
In all fairness though, I think it was the sort of place the gayboys go. All the lifts I went into had the 2F button removed/ blacked out, so I had to take the cargo lift, and came out in the men's changing room, which was full of guys smearing cream and styling their hair in the mirror. And they used this guy as their mascot.
brb, enrolling at government-funded poverty gym
brb, hasn't got a squat rack
brb, dumbbells only go up to 50lbs
brb, need to take a 3hour class with an assessment to make sure i'm not gonna try and use the pec deck for legs
brb, no open classes till next phuckign month. Already been a month since I left school (used to use the school gym at lunch)
brb, working out at home with 1 20kg dumbbell i bought when I first started
brb, can't eat chicken because it comes from china and might have bird flu
brb, at home and have little control over macros
Feels batman to live in a country where (probably) less than 1% lifts