Already known her for over a month, we've met for about 4 times since then (she lives in another town). Gonna meet her tomorrow again. I already know what I have to do first, I have to make up for my betaness. I gotta kiss and hug her the first time I see her, then maybe hold her hand, BUT how do I get her to come back to my place to smash? She's a huge sloot and knows I'm a virgin. Being too upfront could **** everything up.
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05-03-2013, 12:23 PM #1Do I even eat?
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How to get a girl to have sex with you?
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05-03-2013, 12:29 PM #2MWC gif lord
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05-03-2013, 12:29 PM #3Throbbing Member
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1. start kissing her
2. put your hands on her hips and start feeling around
3. grab them teddies
4. start to unbutton her pants
5. remove her pants
6. remove your pants
7. stick d in vhi.
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05-03-2013, 12:30 PM #4Do I even eat?
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Yeah, but getting her to my place first. What Do I tell?Originally Posted by stevedarsh
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05-03-2013, 12:30 PM #5Banned
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ay baby gurl u want sum fuk
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05-03-2013, 12:30 PM #6Registered User
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Just go for it. You’ll regret not taking the leap. Have some fun, don’t be self conscious, we all know people don’t care nearly as much as we think. Sneak a ninja pic for the misc.
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05-03-2013, 12:31 PM #7Do I even eat?
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So I just tell her "have sex with me?"Originally Posted by Recky
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05-03-2013, 12:32 PM #8#IGFLEXN
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05-03-2013, 12:33 PM #9Bastet's Dream
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just whip it out opie
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05-03-2013, 12:33 PM #10Registered User
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no, you don't ask that.Originally Posted by Dude069
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05-03-2013, 12:34 PM #11flexin on dem h0s
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Play twenty questions. The answer is your fist elbow deep in her crap trap
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05-03-2013, 12:34 PM #12Registered User
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"She's a huge sloot and knows I'm a virgin."
Age: 24
Son..Raise ya glass.. Lets toast to when we didn't have.. Hustle + Muscle = success... I did the math...
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05-03-2013, 12:36 PM #13
met 4 times and not smashed
lol move on to the next one
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05-03-2013, 12:37 PM #14Do I even eat?
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That time is it.Originally Posted by kyble
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05-03-2013, 12:38 PM #15Do I even eat?
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I tell her that I'm in love and wanna do it.Originally Posted by MesoPeaks
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05-03-2013, 12:40 PM #16wow just read you haven't even hugged her? bro i got some bad news for you. make this your last effort to smash. just have the balls and do it *******Originally Posted by Dude069
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05-03-2013, 12:40 PM #17Anti-Circumcision
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"Come back to my place a hang out for a while"Originally Posted by Dude069
Don't make it a question either, don't say "you should" before etc.
If she says what are we going to do at your place.
You say
"You'll just have to find out" or "I'll give you a massage"
If she says a massage would be great so start with a normal massage and then after a minute or so start massaging those ass cheeks girls can't resist a good ass cheek massage and before you know it she's sucking the creme out of your twinkie*PUREBLOOD CREW*
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05-03-2013, 12:40 PM #18Tuna, No Crust
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Buy her some flower and give them to her when you see her
Then take her to a romantic dinner
After that take her to a romantic walk
Maybe go watch a movie
Polish her nails
She'll be so horny at this point, so just ask "want sum fuk?"
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05-03-2013, 12:41 PM #19Do I even eat?
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I have hugged her. Actually she hugged me. She also tells me to flex and then touches my muscles.Originally Posted by kyble
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05-03-2013, 12:41 PM #20Platinum Account User
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Bring her some moveable sound
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05-03-2013, 12:42 PM #21Do I even eat?
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Thanks bro! U saved me!Originally Posted by JoshSP1985
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05-03-2013, 12:42 PM #22┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \）
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Nobody said chloroform yet?
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05-03-2013, 12:42 PM #23saul goodman
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Stop pretending OP.
You know what you really want...
disregard everything...
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05-03-2013, 12:43 PM #24SerbianBrah
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edit: ^^ wizard aboveVulpea când n-ajunge la struguri zice că-s acri.
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05-03-2013, 12:44 PM #25Registered User
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05-03-2013, 12:44 PM #26I am the traumatic event.
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I go home and tell her.
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05-03-2013, 12:44 PM #27Banned
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Do you want to grab a cup of coffee at my place?
I got a real cool fish tank do you want to see it?
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05-03-2013, 12:45 PM #28Registered User
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-come up and hang outOriginally Posted by Dude069
-have a drink and watch a film
who cares, get her through the door and a drink in her hand and you're as good as guaranteed (if you have the balls to make a move)
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05-03-2013, 12:45 PM #29Do I even eat?
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Oh I know. Here's another one: I tell her that I have a gift for her, except I left it at home. (gonna buy a gift before)
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05-03-2013, 12:46 PM #30Tuna, No Crust
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Ken Waller?Originally Posted by sd3
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