RHINO VS PITBULL who would win?

[huuuuuge]

Rhinox would fukin destroy a pitbull

[shqiptar123]

your telling me a pit bull has a stronger bite force than a rhino?......Rhino any day

[Yuntai]

A pitbull can lock its jaw on 5000 rhinos at once. And you know what happens when it locks its jaw...

[SiNiStEr94]

are some of you brahs ****ing serious right now?


this is what a ****ing rhino will do to your puny pussy pitbull

The other day I was talking about my rottweiler with my GF telling her that rottweilers have the strongest bite in the common dog world (with the exception of rare exotic breeds like kangals) and she said something about pitbulls and how their jaws lock...... facepalm

[madmirinmerlin]

In the wild the pitbulls diet is 30% lions, 24% siberian tigers (yes it swims across oceans on the reg.), 40% bears (polar and brown) and 6% rhinos (when encountered). All of them fall victim to the jaw lock.

Note that while the pitbull frequently kills elephants it does not eat them as it doesn't like the taste. Also, pitbulls rarely attack humans because they are mans best friend.

Some other fun facts:

-Pitbulls must consume 30lb of meat a day to survive
-Pitbulls are as dense as arnolds calves

[joocybruin69]

I cannot BELIEVE this is even a question. OP your friend has gone full retard.

Pitbull via locked jaw on Rhino's throat. Game OVER

[kiwiburger93]

LOL at ppl IIT, just read this extract from wiki


-history books teach us that the pitbulls actually helped the blacks win their civil rights movement
-they also were responsible for dropping the atom bomb on japan (rumour is that they transported it using 'lock jaw')
-pitbulls helped hitler wipe away some 6 mil ppl off the face of the earth



now you guys think that it cant beat some puny little 6000 pound animal with a stupid piece of keratin (horn) on its face

[BradInPhx]

Rhino wins.





Negging Pitbull Fanboys on sight.

[D1Z]

Rhino wins.





Negging Pitbull Fanboys on sight.

Wtf did you jus say to me? you cheeky little fuk. I swer on me mums life m8 i'll knock you in the gabber kent.

Cum on me bro

[BKSMASSIVE]

Only thing that could handle a Rhino 1v1 would probably be a Hippo. Thems is deadly

Clearly unaware of Komodo dragons and Fedor's armbar.

[BKSMASSIVE]

Fools...





-Grow up to 15 feet long @ 400lb+
-Can smell you from 3 miles away
-Over 60 teeth all over 1" long.
-saliva contains over 50 strains of virulent bacteria. A single scratch and you die from blood poisoning.
-Skin as strong as Kevlar.

[Slow_Ninja]

mike tyson via armbar

[damoboss]

The rhino is the most terrifying thing in the fukin zoo. Brb dinosaur aesthetics. I would come at a pitbull with no pants, a hard on, carrying a bouquet of balloons before I fukin went within 50 feet of a rhino.

Puppy against dinosaur.

[D1Z]

looks like half the misc is a buncha rhino loving *******s.

[Preban_AR15]

The other day I was talking about my rottweiler with my GF telling her that rottweilers have the strongest bite in the common dog world (with the exception of rare exotic breeds like kangals) and she said something about pitbulls and how their jaws lock...... facepalm

right because a pitbull is just going to casually walk up to a rhino like in the gif. He's going to attack at angles and use speed/agility to go for the kill shot.

and lol @ you for comparing a pit's fighting skill to some domesticated pig

[D1Z]

right because a pitbull is just going to casually walk up to a rhino like in the gif. He's going to attack at angles and use speed/agility to go for the kill shot.

and lol @ you for comparing a pit's fighting skill to some domesticated pig

repped. Finally someone well informed on the pitbull.

[D1Z]

Bump. Pitbull wins.

[Joseph1990]

On RC would have repped.

[D1Z]

My winnings.

[jazi]

In after dumbasses unaware on new scientific discoveries about pitbull law jocking mechanisms

[D1Z]

In after dumbasses unaware on new scientific discoveries about pitbull law jocking mechanisms

Wtf aware me on law jock mechanism.

[kiwiguy68]

pitbull would have to have one leg + teeth removed for rhino to even stand a chance.

[kiwiguy68]

wtf @ the amount of dog fukkers and retards ITT


a rhino would easily win

look what it can do to an elephant:

clearly unaware of misc pitbull love

[D1Z]

pitbull would have to have one leg + teeth removed for rhino to even stand a chance.

Pretty much, i hear rumors that a pitbulls lock jaw still locks even without teeth. Srs

[sabb3r]

I can see where the rhino lovers are coming from with the rhino being a bigger size... but i'd have to narrowly give it to the pitbull provided he gets a solid jaw lock on the rhino (which 99% of the time he should)

[Kavliari]

Rhino would stomp the dog's head so far into the ground, it's brains would shoot out it's ass.

[bluejay83]

On liveleak ive seen a horse kill a pitbull.

Fukinn thing went full zimbie & bit the fuk out of the dog while stomping it.

[Kavliari]

On liveleak ive seen a horse kill a pitbull.

Fukinn thing went full zimbie & bit the fuk out of the dog while stomping it.

Same thing would happen with the rhino, but with one stomp.

[whopperJr]

yall *******s

don't underestimate the ****ing rhino

[gamb]

Same thing would happen with the rhino, but with one stomp.

That video is like 10 years old and has been proven to be fake... sigh.