RHINO VS PITBULL who would win?

[D1Z]

watchout your comments bro^ we aint joking cuz. pitbulls are proven to be the most alpha dog ever bred. it would easily dispose of a rhino without breaking a sweat. a t-rex might stand a chance though but that's just theory

Theoretically maybe, it has a higher chance than a rhino thats for sure.

A t-rexs bite power is nearly half of what a pitbulls is so thats a start, but a pitbull is still leagues ahead.

[TheRealCartman]

Rhinos can be up to 10,000lbs, 15ft long, shoulder height of 6.5ft and skin up to 2 inches thick (reading wikipedia). Don't see how a pitbull can get thru that skin without getting crushed.

[Mifojei]

wtf? is this a serious question? and why did so many people vote for the rhino...

[mojo85]

Only thing that could handle a Rhino 1v1 would probably be a Hippo. Thems is deadly

[D1Z]

Only thing that could handle a Rhino 1v1 would probably be a Hippo. Thems is deadly

Clearly unnaware of the pitbull

[madmirinmerlin]

Pitbulls are exceptional killers, the rhino would be dead within 2 minutes from either suffocation (pitbull locked jaws around wind pipe) or blood loss.

[Stefano99]

Pitbulls don't have a "lock-jaw". That's a myth. Read a book.

[KILLdante]

lmao "locked jaws"



rhino is a fukking tank brah

[D1Z]

lmao "locked jaws"



rhino is a fukking tank brah

Rhino may be a tank but a pitbull has a higher damage inflicting power.

It's like comparing

Slow, defensive fighter

Vs

Super powerfull, fast fighter, with ultimate special 1hit ko ability.

[i-misc]

lmao

Pitbull of course.

The only thing that could take on a pitbull is a fully grown sloth (dem claws), but even that's a stretch... especially if lock jaw.

[PostMoves]

are some of you brahs ****ing serious right now?


this is what a ****ing rhino will do to your puny pussy pitbull

[D1Z]

lmao

Pitbull of course.

The only thing that could take on a pitbull is a fully grown sloth (dem claws), but even that's a stretch... especially if lock jaw.

True lock-Claws is a deadly close second

[Randy_0rton]

Is this a joke?





Not even a competition

[D1Z]

Is this a joke?





Not even a competition

Your right, hands down a pitbull would destroy those prime examples of ****gy rhinos

[sciencesgenius1]

This thread is a joke, pitbulls can take down fighter jets and nuclear bombs















































not srs

[Show27]

how is this even a question?




once the pitbull locks its jaw its game over.

[D1Z]

This thread is a joke, pitbulls can take down fighter jets and nuclear bombs















































srs

Fixed.

Your welcome brah

[PostMoves]

Your right, hands down a pitbull would destroy those prime examples of ****gy rhinos

wow, on a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galacto****e and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.

[PureBrah]

wow, on a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galacto****e and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.

You sound a little butthurt. Did your pitbull runaway from you as a child seeking an alpha owner?

[PostMoves]

You sound a little butthurt. Did your pitbull runaway from you as a child seeking an alpha owner?

you must be unaware of a good copypasta

[TreFo]

wtf @ the amount of dog fukkers and retards ITT


a rhino would easily win

look what it can do to an elephant:

[Nebis]

pittbull for sure. one flying arm bar by the pitbull and it is game over.

[Woogiefied]

True story, they were once making a movie about pitbulls and tried everything to create something with enough pressure to mimic its "lock-jaw" strength. Alas nothing has ever been created which can even come close, this is the closest the scientists came and now we use them to extract people from car crashes.

[RyGla]

hmm lets see. a domesticated dog who typically lives in n.america with little to no predators. or a wild rhino who has plenty of predators , with a horn attatched to its face and armour.

i say pitbull, dat der jaw lock

[PureBrah]

wtf @ the amount of dog fukkers and retards ITT


a rhino would easily win

look what it can do to an elephant:

Fail troll

[mickydees]

i voted phuck rhinos because thats what a pitbull is gonna do to the rotting rhino corpse after locking its jaws in its neck.

[sillwuka]

inb4 jaw lock

[mattryken]

Wow not sure if people are actually using their brains ITT?

Clearly a pittbulls lockjaw is far superior to any rhino horn...

[RihanM]

Pitbull wins without even trying lol

Honey Badger would fuk them both up though

[ryanlvb]

everyone calling out people for picking pitbulls and saying they're retarded should be negged into oblivion for being completely fuking stupid, I swear some people seem like they just joined the internet yesterday