RHINO VS PITBULL who would win?

[Jw.]

1 silverback gorilla

[LovePollution]

u dumb as fuk OP cuzzzz, rhino got dat dere armour

[jetnut]

WELL, we have a winner, the winner is OP is a *******!

[elpistolero21]

Y'all toastin in a roll bread.

[Wisdom187]

it depends, is the rhino circumcised?


does the pitbull blast his music in traffic?

[Culver2999]

Pretty obvious a pitbull would decimate several rhino's with ease.

[Ranniks]

Without a doubt the Rhino would win.

It's a PHUCKING RHINO!

What's that little doggy gonna do? Bite the though skin of the rhino? One stomp and it's game over for the pit bull, lol.

[whysodirty]

is this even a question?


























































pitbull

[lakerzfan07]

do you know how thick a rhino's skin is? the dog's teeth'll get ripped from the gums

[Ballerholic]

i dont understand some of u people, the pitbull would run and bite the rhinos leg, clearly it would attack that first, rhinos have skin like sand paper. Anyway, it would hurt rhino would eventually fall landing on said pitbull, causing immediate death to pitbull.

[StevenRogers]

Rhino. Larger, stronger, able to withstand more damage, and able to inflict more damage. This is a no-brainer. C'mon, son. C'mon.

This

[JustDan17]

This

Unless the pitbull manages to lock it's jaw, then it's game over.

Pitbulls have the jaw strength of 4.2 suns

[Fatebound]

well naturally a silver back gorilla would take them both on at the same time but since there is no option i guess the rhino would win 9 times out of ten but if there was 2 pitbulls vs 1 rhino, game over.

edit: rhino would win 9/10 out of ten vs 1 pitbull who hasn't locked his jaw. my bad

[Bonkies]

holy phuck that's one scarrrry looking pitbull

wood be more scared of the pitbull then rhino

[TheBodyEngineer]

Pitbulls are already famous for killing the sun (srs). A rhino will be no match

Entire galaxies have fallen at the jaws of god.

[Mnw1990]

Vs


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C'mon OP. Rhino in this case.

[longboardjockey]

-rhino sits on dog
-game over

[SWU102]

A pitbull's bite has the power to genocide an entire race...your move op.

[D1Z]

-rhino sits on dog
-game over

Not completely true. If the pitbull sits on the rhino first. Then rhino is fukkd.

[Fatebound]

-rhino sits on dog
-game over

u are so phucking stupid bro. pitbull would jump and latch onto the rhino's neck, crushing his jugular. do you even common sense

[Pastier911]

im surprised there's so many idiots on the misc...



lol at a rhino beating a pitbull

[hooked4life]

It's so hard to tell if the misc trolls about pittbulls .... this is absurd. But I bet at least one person is going to post in this thread 100% thinking a pittbull could win.

[BTTB3]

23 think the pitbull will win, and another 23 think the rhino will win.

Really not sure if this poll is real tea. Are miscers being real tea right now? Not sure why its a tie, but not surprising since the poll shows that half the misc has the IQ of a potato. You do realize a White Rhino can be over 8000 pounds right? And that they can be up to 15 meters long? AND they have horns for crying out loud. How does anyone think this is a fair fight and why would anyone even think of a stupid question like this? The winner is obvious. Lets just imagine this playing out.

A pitbull runs into a wild rhino and the rhino charges the pitbull. The pitbull then barks and sends out a shockwave exceeding the speed of sound that will break the sound barrier right as the wave touches the rhino. At this point all of the rhinos internal organs will rupture and it would be brain dead. The pitbull will then lock its jaw with the force of a thousand exploding suns and cause an extinction event killing off all the rhinos. Pitbull is clear winner.

[Fatebound]

It's so hard to tell if the misc trolls about pittbulls .... this is absurd. But I bet at least one person is going to post in this thread 100% thinking a pittbull could win.

watchout your comments bro^ we aint joking cuz. pitbulls are proven to be the most alpha dog ever bred. it would easily dispose of a rhino without breaking a sweat. a t-rex might stand a chance though but that's just theory

[aekest]

Rhinos eat ****gy grass all day and are vegetarians

Pitbulls eat meat and are tough as fawk

Our food chain already defined the outcome of this fight. The pitbull will win.

[Volta55]

Rhinos eat ****gy grass all day and are vegetarians

Pitbulls eat meat and are tough as fawk

Our food chain already defined the outcome of this fight. The pitbull will win.

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dude the jaw lock

[gamb]

24 people actually believe that a rhino would win... i knew misc had a few dumbos but didnt realise it was this many.

[aekest]

24 people actually believe that a rhino would win... i knew misc had a few dumbos but didnt realise it was this many.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to gamb again.

[D1Z]

23 think the pitbull will win, and another 23 think the rhino will win.

Really not sure if this poll is real tea. Are miscers being real tea right now? Not sure why its a tie, but not surprising since the poll shows that half the misc has the IQ of a potato. You do realize a White Rhino can be over 8000 pounds right? And that they can be up to 15 meters long? AND they have horns for crying out loud. How does anyone think this is a fair fight and why would anyone even think of a stupid question like this? The winner is obvious. Lets just imagine this playing out.

A pitbull runs into a wild rhino and the rhino charges the pitbull. The pitbull then barks and sends out a shockwave exceeding the speed of sound that will break the sound barrier right as the wave touches the rhinoQ. At this point all of the rhinos internal organs will rupture and it would be brain dead. The pitbull will then lock its jaw with the force of a thousand exploding suns and cause an extinction event killing off all the rhinos. Pitbull is clear winner.

[keepgoingNOW]