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    I think my mom thinks I was fapping? Help

    Okay, so last night I ran out of shorts, so I slept in my boxers. I had a really awesome dream which I can't remember but I remember waking up and my dick was erected nearly coming out of my boxers. Then my mom walks in and surprised, closes the door. The thing is I can't remember if this was just a dream or not. I was really sleepy due to one really hard workout. Saying it was real, what do you guys recommend so that it doesn't get awkward?
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    hahahaha it was probably real man

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    Masturbation is normal regardless of the situation

    Your dad does it, your mom does it, sh*t, your dog does it when he licks his as*hole and dick

    Don't think too much of it and act like nothing happened, just another normal day
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    >Start Fapping in her bed
    >call her name.
    >she wi ll see you.
    >"Hi,Mom"
    Just get it out of the way OP
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    I would act like it didn't happen. When you address it, it will be the most awkward moment in your lifetime. Thankfully I haven't had to experience this because I make sure my mom doesn't see my random boners in the morning lol.
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    Damn, it was embarrassing as hell. If I remember it right, my mom walks in with me having the largest boner of my life, then we see each other and she leaves the room as if she's shocked. Damn, I think it's real. Looked like everything was there
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    Lol, dat feel when u can't remember if it was a dream or not. Normally it's real doe
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    Originally Posted by VICgotgame View Post
    the largest boner of my life
    tis the reason she was shocked. she was thinking no way he got that from his father.
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    she knows u beat ur meat
    oh well

    thats crazy though that u actually dont know if it was real life or just fantasy
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    Originally Posted by koloxid View Post
    she knows u beat ur meat
    oh well

    thats crazy though that u actually dont know if it was real life or just fantasy
    I know right! I can't remember. It's weird as hell. The reaction in that dream or real life experience was weird
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    Just act like nothing happened. Bet she won't ever mention it.
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    dude every time she sees you she will remember that moment
    Get real
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    Originally Posted by VICgotgame View Post
    Okay, so last night I ran out of shorts, so I slept in my boxers. I had a really awesome dream which I can't remember but I remember waking up and my dick was erected nearly coming out of my boxers. Then my mom walks in and surprised, closes the door. The thing is I can't remember if this was just a dream or not. I was really sleepy due to one really hard workout. Saying it was real, what do you guys recommend so that it doesn't get awkward?
    I recommend knocking of the fuarking door before storming the room.
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