Anyone like eating chicks snatches?

[bizlasty]

first time in high school - I was with my gf and we were all over each other, and I was working my way down there, and all of a sudden it was like this primal urge took over and I dove into that vag. Been hooked on it ever since.

opie, maybe your girl needs to shower?

In the school cuz?

[ratnacage]

In the school cuz?

no. but that would've been hot as sh*t. It was my first time evuh so i was kinda nervous to start with, but the nerves disappeared once that urge took over. awesome feeling it was.

[nicd123]

I bet you'd rather have a nice clean wiener in your mouth, and you're not even gay

[portamoral]

Tfw no female contact

[TheCore84]

Married brah and all the time. I've done it actually at least once to every girl I've been with except one rando.

[Baba_ghanoush]

Baba.... I really tempted to neg you... that's real gross... lol

lol my bros still give me shi.t for it to this day...knew it was a bad idea when she let me stick it in her ass. Hey at least she was this smoking hot alpha phi, banged her a few times after that too

[TheCore84]

RANDOMS???? dude.... wtf... dating? yes. random hookup? NO.

This. Never random bitches.

[Baba_ghanoush]

This. Never random bitches.

if im drunk i cant help it lol

[TheCore84]

first time in high school - I was with my gf, we were all over each other, and I was working my way down there, all of a sudden it was like this primal urge took over and I dove into that vag. Been hooked on it ever since.

opie, maybe your girl needs to shower?

Oh that first time diving in feel!

[IgboMeso]

This. Never random bitches.

+1. This.

[TheCore84]

if im drunk i cant help it lol

You crave it.

[Danmacca]

Yes..
If its a nice waxed box I'll go it for ages...

Like a bulldog eating custard

[woodzyspl]

when use lick girl out err night, use love it, but could tell when that time month was coming in next few days as the tasted started go bad.


would make her gag and not be able handle the throat phuck

was worth it every time

[JewishSuperHero]

lol forgot another funny story...this was freshman year, banged this sorority sloot at this party and obvs ate her out, it was dark though. When i came back out to the party my boys were like "whats that in the corners of your mouth/lips??" i had fukin dried crusted blood in the corners of my mouth and all under my fingernails....god damn sloot was on the rag, i knew that shi.t tasted too much like pennies but i was too fukked up to put two and two together...

Um...

[Tumors]

Yes..
If its a nice waxed box I'll go it for ages...

Like a bulldog eating custard

but tfw she has stubble and your upper lip starts to get all irritated. anyone know this feel? Besides that though, I always feel like I'm at Mcdonalds because I'm lovin' it.

[hai2dehfolks]

lol my bros still give me shi.t for it to this day...knew it was a bad idea when she let me stick it in her ass. Hey at least she was this smoking hot alpha phi, banged her a few times after that too

son............................................... ....................

if im drunk i cant help it lol

Learn to hold you liquor *******.... Condition yourself to drink with SOME semblance of control... getting crazy is one thing, drunk fukking the wrong girl who has mad herps is something else...

Doesn't matter how hot she is... you are old enough to start conditioning yourself to know when to stop and think a little bit.

[ItsNerfOrNothin]

son............................................... ....................




Learn to hold you liquor *******.... Condition yourself to drink with SOME semblance of control... getting crazy is one thing, drunk fukking the wrong girl who has mad herps is something else...

Doesn't matter how hot she is... you are old enough to start conditioning yourself to know when to stop and think a little bit.

You the kind of girl who starts off on left side of the bed with guy eating dat joocy vag and find yourself diagonal and half off the right side of the bed 15 minutes later?


Stop rocking ya damn hips you making me lose grip on dat cleetz

[TranceKing]

RANDOMS???? dude.... wtf... dating? yes. random hookup? NO.

he SAID he cant help himself

[StrongWTFbrah]

lol forgot another funny story...this was freshman year, banged this sorority sloot at this party and obvs ate her out, it was dark though. When i came back out to the party my boys were like "whats that in the corners of your mouth/lips??" i had fukin dried crusted blood in the corners of my mouth and all under my fingernails....god damn sloot was on the rag, i knew that shi.t tasted too much like pennies but i was too fukked up to put two and two together...

fraud. unless you lost your sense of smell then this story is complete bs.

when a girl is on her period you can smell her vag through her jeans from 5 ft away...and if for some reason you lost your sense of smell then you would also had to have lost your sense of taste. it's like sucking on a roll of old pennies when a girl is on her period.

[hai2dehfolks]

^^^ fukking EW, but yeah...

You the kind of girl who starts off on left side of the bed with guy eating dat joocy vag and find yourself diagonal and half off the right side of the bed 15 minutes later?


Stop rocking ya damn hips you making me lose grip on dat cleetz

no comment... this is not about me... I shall be no man's rando... Marriage or NOTHING

he SAID he cant help himself

oh sorry... I guess I missed that

[TheCore84]

fraud. unless you lost your sense of smell then this story is complete bs.

when a girl is on her period you can smell her vag through her jeans from 5 ft away...and if for some reason you lost your sense of smell then you would also had to have lost your sense of taste. it's like sucking on a roll of old pennies when a girl is on her period.

Yeah. If you're a German Shepard!

[lolpatto]

fraud. unless you lost your sense of smell then this story is complete bs.

when a girl is on her period you can smell her vag through her jeans from 5 ft away...and if for some reason you lost your sense of smell then you would also had to have lost your sense of taste. it's like sucking on a roll of old pennies when a girl is on her period.

Lol this you bro?

[ItsNerfOrNothin]

^^^ fukking EW, but yeah...



no comment... this is not about me... I shall be no man's rando... Marriage or NOTHING



oh sorry... I guess I missed that

Come in here calling guys *******s and dont want to answer a simple Q. Puzzy

[genghisbrah]

phuck ye brah..

ill be spelling with my tongue on dat honey pot..

love it so much.. srs.

[Baba_ghanoush]

fraud. unless you lost your sense of smell then this story is complete bs.

when a girl is on her period you can smell her vag through her jeans from 5 ft away...and if for some reason you lost your sense of smell then you would also had to have lost your sense of taste. it's like sucking on a roll of old pennies when a girl is on her period.

lol wish i was frauding bro, think it was the combo of being shi.tfaced/yakked out and prob half a pack of ciggs that had me not smelling shi.t

[hai2dehfolks]

^^^ I feel like a mamabear talking to you about responsible drinking... but I would just hate to hear that you got FACE HERPES from some rando girl.

Come in here calling guys *******s and dont want to answer a simple Q. Puzzy

lol... I will not get into a personally sexual conversation with you... My sex life is off limits to you *******s.

[ItsNerfOrNothin]

lol... I will not get into a personally sexual conversation with you... My sex life is off limits to you *******s.

Won't talk about it but will come into sexually driven thread and post...GTFO

[Gameover89]

I enjoy it.

[hai2dehfolks]

Won't talk about it but will come into sexually driven thread and post...GTFO

I won't talk about MY sex life... but I'll talk about sex.... LOL get over it...

[BEASTMODE420]

eats out randos crew, love that shi.t i cant help myself. Gotta be careful though, i got thrush throat one time...fukin throat was worse than having strep throat, obviously didnt learn my lesson cause i continue to do it

lol forgot another funny story...this was freshman year, banged this sorority sloot at this party and obvs ate her out, it was dark though. When i came back out to the party my boys were like "whats that in the corners of your mouth/lips??" i had fukin dried crusted blood in the corners of my mouth and all under my fingernails....god damn sloot was on the rag, i knew that shi.t tasted too much like pennies but i was too fukked up to put two and two together...

Used to go down on every random I'd meet. Thank god I met the woman of my ****ing life and I only go down on one pussy when it's clean now. So amazing. Primal urges man... They'll make ya do anything.