***Official Football (Soccer) Thread:[R] All leagues and competitions*** part 17

[cles10]

sometimes i cant tell if cfctorres is trolling or genuinely thinks torres CURRENTLY is a good player, ethier way my jammesons remain unrustled.

[Joska]

Strong rumours that we've sold De Bruyne to Dortmund. Will be so mad if its true.

It's okay, you'll probably get someone else who is a favorite of Abramovich's son...

[CfcTorres]

lets be serious you know for a fact that if even one barca player even a poverty defensive player like xavi or iniesta he would not have scored, dont make me pump out every single gif of torres missing open nets and clear goal scoring chances that any pub league player could bury.

Can you please teach me how to wizard? You seem so good at it.

It's okay, you'll probably get someone else who is a favorite of Abramovich's son...

Lol'd

[midnightrogue]

Judgement Day today for York City. All our allocation is sold out for dagenham away. Got to stand with the home fans. Could be bother if we relegate the kuntz. Wish me luck, I'm going in dry.

[cles10]

It's okay, you'll probably get someone else who is a favorite of Abramovich's son...

lol dad buy him, ok son sure, dad coach doesn't play him fire coach, ok son.

[CfcTorres]

sometimes i cant tell if cfctorres is trolling or genuinely thinks torres CURRENTLY is a good player, ethier way my jammesons remain unrustled.

I think you missed how this whole discussion started.

And your jimmies are clearly rustled.

[heynah]

I think you missed how this whole discussion started.

And your jimmies are clearly rustled.

hey ****, did your cousin end up losing his leg?

[CfcTorres]

hey ****, did your cousin end up losing his leg?

They managed to remove all the dead muscle tissue or whatever its called. Haven't been allowed to see him because hes at crazy high risk of infection. If they were in America they'd be able to sue the doctor apparently but in NZ we can't sue . Hes had 16 operations in the last month. Hes pretty much sleeping 24/7 but they think he'll be able to walk again after a lot of physio. Still at hospital.

[cles10]

this little skinny madrid fanboy kunt goes to my gym and on tuesday was walking past me saying bayern, weds rolls around lewandowski does work, i go into gym wearing my dortmund jersey and hold up 4 fingers in his face, kids lucky i didn't smash his skull in.

[MiKey4]

Judgement Day today for York City. All our allocation is sold out for dagenham away. Got to stand with the home fans. Could be bother if we relegate the kuntz. Wish me luck, I'm going in dry.

16 years ago Brighton v Hereford were in the same position... loser of the game gets relegated to the conference. we drew and stayed up, they have hated us ever since. Not a chance in hell I'd stand with the opposition fans during that!


but good luck

[heynah]

They managed to remove all the dead muscle tissue or whatever its called. Haven't been allowed to see him because hes at crazy high risk of infection. If they were in America they'd be able to sue the doctor apparently but in NZ we can't sue . Hes had 26 operations in the last month. Hes pretty much sleeping 24/7 but they think he'll be able to walk again after a lot of physio. Still at hospital.

26! Fuark! NZ poverty docs of peace. Had enough of everything here lol, fukkin off to Aus in 3 weeks

At least he'll hopefully walk. All gonna make it, brah.

[CfcTorres]

26! Fuark! NZ poverty docs of peace. Had enough of everything here lol, fukkin off to Aus in 3 weeks

At least he'll hopefully walk. All gonna make it, brah.

Was a typo. Meant 16. but still heaps.

Hes a United fan (bandwagon) so hopefully hes a little happy

He was really depressed for a while but talk to him on fb and he seems a bit more optimistic.

[IrishCule]

Saying that goal was unimportant is idiotic. Without it we could've been looking at a 2009 repeat.

Haha wut? That was probably the most unimportant goal in the history of CL semi finals, if he didn't score the ref would have blown the whistle before Barca crossed the halfway line. All that goal has become is a nice soundbite because of Gary Neville.

[heynah]

Was a typo. Meant 16. but still heaps.

Hes a United fan (bandwagon) so hopefully hes a little happy

He was really depressed for a while but talk to him on fb and he seems a bit more optimistic.

that's still a lot. brb 1 appendetomy took me ~3 months to fully recover from. idiots didn't do keyhole surgery but sliced through my abdomen

[CfcTorres]

Haha wut? That was probably the most unimportant goal in the history of CL semi finals, if he didn't score the ref would have blown the whistle before Barca crossed the halfway line. All that goal has become is a nice soundbite because of Gary Neville.

I dunno. The 4th Bayern goal was a bit overkill.

[CfcTorres]

that's still a lot. brb 1 appendetomy took me ~3 months to fully recover from. idiots didn't do keyhole surgery but sliced through my abdomen

Daphuck. Yeh the initial doctor screwed him over. He was telling them the pain was on the back of his leg (or wherever it was) and they said it was because of the cast. Then a couple of days later they took off the cast because he kept complaining and realised they phucked up and the muscle was dead. Anyway I'm just glad hes getting better.

[Massthetics4u]

this little skinny madrid fanboy kunt goes to my gym and on tuesday was walking past me saying bayern, weds rolls around lewandowski does work, i go into gym wearing my dortmund jersey and hold up 4 fingers in his face, kids lucky i didn't smash his skull in.

fkn lol?

[L69]

de bruyne off to borussia apparently

the people at chelsea are ****ing idiots

[CfcTorres]

de bruyne off to borussia apparently

the people at chelsea are ****ing idiots

Will be so mad. It makes 0 sense.

Unless its part of a deal for Lewandowski (even though I'd still rather keep De Bruyne)

[CLK-GTR]

Havent seen this posted but....

Team \ Points \ Positional difference

Man Utd \ 65 \ Nil
Arsenal \ 58 \ Up 1
Man City \ 57 \ Down 1
Chelsea \ 57 \ Nil
Everton \ 49 \ Up 1
Tottenham \ 46 \ Down 1
Liverpool \ 42 \ Nil
West Ham \ 37 \ Up 2
West Brom \ 36 \ Down 1
Swansea \ 35 \ Down 1
Norwich \ 34 \ Up 2
Southampton \ 31 \ Nil
Stoke \ 31 \ Up 2
Newcastle \ 31 \ Up 2
Fulham \ 30 \ Down 4
Sunderland \ 29 \ Down 2
Wigan \ 26 \ Up 1
Aston Villa \ 21 \ Down 1
QPR \ 20 \ Nil
Reading \ 16 \ Nil

Is how the table would look if all teams lost their top scorer's contributions.

If only Arsenal had a decent striker...

[OceanOfPiss]

how is de bruyne as a player? never seen him play before

edit: the day I see a world class striker at arsenal that can replace what RVP did for us, I will cry tears of joy i should add

[Harrock]

how is de bruyne as a player? never seen him play before

edit: the day I see a world class striker at arsenal that can replace what RVP did for us, I will cry

Chelsea seems to think he is the best young player in the world. Besides Phil Jones of course.

Chelsea aren't smart enough to buy Lewandowski.

[CfcTorres]

Chelsea seems to think he is the best young player in the world. Besides Phil Jones of course.

Chelsea aren't smart enough to buy Lewandowski.

Lolwhat? We all know thats Hazard .

But hes really skillful. Been good for Belgium, haven't seen him really in Bundesliga but heard hes been tearing it up. I just want to see him given a go at Chelsea before we sell him.

[Harrock]

Lolwhat? We all know thats Hazard .

But hes really skillful. Been good for Belgium, haven't seen him really in Bundesliga but heard hes been tearing it up. I just want to see him given a go at Chelsea before we sell him.

Why would he be given time when you can play Luiz in midfield. lul.

[CfcTorres]

Why would he be given time when you can play Luiz in midfield. lul.

Well De Bruyne is an attacking mid. So he'd be on the RW probably. But nice try

Oh lordy Chelsea TV you dun goof'd. Byebye Lamps?

Former Blues Midfielder

[Harrock]

OH so he is going to get ahead of Mata, Hazard and Oscar? Going to share time with Moses? I would say he made a wise career decision.

[MiKey4]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22278754

Dario Gradi's golden vision in his 30 years with Crewe Alexandra has always been to name an entire first team made up of home-grown players.
This Saturday, 18 months on from going "upstairs" to head the Alex academy, when Crewe take on Walsall in the final League One game of the season at Gresty Road, Gradi's dream will come true.
"It's a little piece of history," Crewe manager Steve Davis told BBC Sport.
"It's the first time this club has ever played an entire team of academy lads.
It is what Gradi, the Alex's long-serving former manager, planned when the club's Reaseheath training ground started taking shape a decade and half ago.

La Masia of Cheshire.

[L69]

Chelsea seems to think he is the best young player in the world. Besides Phil Jones of course.

Chelsea aren't smart enough to buy Lewandowski.

well the best player in the world after kagawa and rooney. because its not fair to any player to be compared to those 2

[TheSlip]

I see cles the fraud ing ******* is back.

City winning 1-0, oh noes. Lol

[Bezzz]

Mancini backing up GOATrez for PFA, we all going to act like even with the ban nobody is on Suarez's level.

Inb4 5 pages of Robert Van Poverty and his offside goals deserve it.