my hairdresser just sent me this (pic)

[M3lony]

She said she wants to fuk me but can't because of her bf, but wants to meet on saturday and tells me she is all alone the whole weekend lol.

She's 27 btw.

Wat do?

she is into this cosplay shiit thats why the swords and stuff.

[MrAbz]

Tell her you will bring an even bigger sword that will strike her swiftly.

[JackMigger]

get a free SS haircut

[Awarebrahhh]

Either smash
or
Aware the boyfriend, get slashed, and never get a good haircut again.

[RICHSTRONG]

the fuk is up with the slippers? She think furry sasquatch feet are sexy?

[JoshSP1985]

damn look at that titty hole those were crafted by god to be titty fcuked.

[Strengthbrah93]

im confused..

-at what point did your hairdresser tell you this... in the shop??
-how da fuk did you get your hairdressers number without it being awkward

[SketchBrah]

wants to meet up all alone on weekend. your getting you dink wet if you play it cool and just seduce her. esp if you aesthetic

[VendettaV2b]

make her cosplay as a pokemon then tell people you fukked pickachu

[jeffbear]

Tell her to ditch the boyfriend and you'll talk. I would steer clear.

[Dawes]

Chop her head off and post on the misc for reps.

[MrSpab]

Do it OP

[disphugginflip]

When you see her tell her "I know you like swords. But do you like daggers?" Then whip it out. By it, I mean your penis, not a dagger. That'd just be weird.

[Bobalobski]

Tell her you want to phuck her but can't because of your bf

[M3lony]

im confused..

-at what point did your hairdresser tell you this... in the shop??
-how da fuk did you get your hairdressers number without it being awkward

nah, her co worker added me randomly on fb and I asked for her skype because she doesn't have fb.
Then we talked about sex and stuff and all the crazy stuff she does in bed and so she told me she would fuk me if she would be single.

[supaderp]

Are her tits lopsided or is that just the photo?

[benrhyno1989]

Tell her to ditch the boyfriend and you'll talk. I would steer clear.

This. Woodplow/10 but banging someone elses gf = not cool. aware the bf for reps though

[AryanBarbarian]

OP looks like a solid weekend bang!

[Doomster23]

get a free SS haircut

[bmx045]

[TwistedShell]

Tell her you are the black samurai

[Samsong]

play it cool, - meh average, what you up tonight... SUCK MY MUTHA FUKIN DICK U SKANKING WHORE FUK CUUUUNT

[chitkunt]

stop going to a hairdresser you ******* and see a barber like a real man.

[DazeGame]

Berry your sword in her ass so that who ever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.

[M3lony]

she is really crazy tho.
She said she cutted herself back then, has a diary written out of blood.
Fuked the best friend of her ex bf for revenge because he wanted to push her in front of a train, I was like wtf.

She said she is really dominant in bed, loves to ride, her biggest dream is a threesome etc....

[FisterRoboto]

But will she still expect a tip?

[Awarebrahhh]

she is really crazy tho.
She said she cutted herself back then, has a diary written out of blood.
Fuked the best friend of her ex bf for revenge because he wanted to push her in front of a train, I was like wtf.

She said she is really dominant in bed, loves to ride, her biggest dream is a threesome etc....

They all say these things, disregard it and proceed.

[LargePeter]

stop going to a hairdresser you ******* and see a barber like a real man.

Barbers don't have tits and if your barber wants to bang you, you're kinda fuked.

[Nakmuay87]

In B4 Op has 3 some with sloot and her BF
In B4 next diary is written with OP's blood
In B4 Op is found after "falling" in front of a train

[N4th4n]

she is really crazy tho.
She said she cutted herself back then, has a diary written out of blood.
Fuked the best friend of her ex bf for revenge because he wanted to push her in front of a train, I was like wtf.

She said she is really dominant in bed, loves to ride, her biggest dream is a threesome etc....

cutted herself



cutted