Official Tinder thread you phucks

[Mogadeeshu]

App is legit... couple of my friends have already been on dates/gotten laid from it before (srs).

Some random lines I use...

"What's a heavenly blessed beauty such as yourself up to on this fine Friday night?
"Would smash with the forces of 1000 gods"
"Your natural beauty radiates from my phone. I instantly acquired a tan from the warm heavenly glow."
"Hey babe, I was looking through your profile and I'd be lying if I said you weren't the cutest girl on tinder. You seem like a cool girl and someone I can chill with too. So hit me up sometime and lets see if things click. PS: I like long walks in the park"
"You're a heavenly blessed beauty who's beauty is divine and everlasting and I'd love to recreate cirque du solei in your bedroom."
"So do you want me to hit you with a corny tinder pickup line or can we just skip all that weird ****?"

[sneakyninjapnts]

report back

wrote my name on her teddies

i will smash when i get a chance

[miscgoat]

No luck on my end yet.

[AFiers]

donno brah id throw that in mid convo imo but post results

Successful. Has worked 1/2 so far:

[jvasquez1992]

Man fukk Oklahoma tinder sloots

Brb nice body busted up face
Brb nice face secretly a whale
Brb nice body and face busted up teeth and have kids
Brb nice body nice face no kids, but bat chit crazy

When will it be my turn?

EDIT:
Went to high school with or have met every girl irl that I've come into contact with so far. We're all gonna make it brahs.

[one-two]

i've gotten two matches so far, one is a whale though lmao
the other didn't respond
gonna keep trying tho

[sneakyninjapnts]

[one-two]

^ what do you usually open with?

[sneakyninjapnts]

^ what do you usually open with?

the extent of my game

literally. never used any other lol. doesnt much matter

[sneakyninjapnts]

^ would smash all

[ItsNerfOrNothin]

This chit needs ******** login right? Fuk

[one-two]

^ would smash all

that


and lol'd @ your openers, just gonna use that

[sneakyninjapnts]

that


and lol'd @ your openers, just gonna use that

Location: Canada

ok fine steal my genius line

i always just get back "hey boiiiiii" and go from there

[miscgoat]

first full convo = got dem digits. easy as fuark.

[sneakyninjapnts]

first full convo = got dem digits. easy as fuark.

this. getting nudes, a bit tougher

[miscgoat]

this. getting nudes, a bit tougher

thanks for the pointers, brah


proof:

[TheIronAsylum]

thanks for the pointers, brah


proof:

uh oh Kelseys from az

[CutOrBulkBrah]

[Lewisfan]

Fuarrrrk dat swallow line.


When will it be my turn for Cawk hungry sloots

[thegenerel]

from the other thread I follow a lot of the guys drop "best eyes/smile on tinder" and girls eat it up.

[EctohBroh]

Fuarrrrk dat swallow line.


When will it be my turn for Cawk hungry sloots

Lol ridiculous, I find it hard to believe OP is "average" looking. Sad thing is most men probably either hit "yes" on almost any girl, or at least hit yes on 6's/7's without hesitation. If you look at it from a girl's perspective, who do you think they're hitting yes on? Probably 8.5's-9's+, and probably matching with a bunch of them. I wonder just how picky sloots are on there.

I gave it another shot, I've gotten about 10 matches, maybe a few were close to being an 8? This one tan blonde chick (who looked a little chubby) I was talking to was saying how she was getting "blown up" on there. Once I went for her number she didn't respond lol. I guess they all have different intentions. Anyway, I swiped through a bunch yesterday, and it's currently stuck on the "loading" screen now, again. Thought I'd have a better experience with this app, especially since I have a pretty decent response rate on POF/OKC and have been told by many girls I'm attractive. Ohwell

[Thenameistom]

Created one last night. Mass liked ~200 girls in 5 minutes before I went to sleep. Woke up with 15 matches. "sup girl" to 4 of them...rest were whales -.-

[PissedOffLifter]

does this app work for people that look indian? srs

i used pof and got rejected hard even with game

[tino124]

i have like 20 attractive matches i have yet to say anything to, fuk it, i'm hitting them all up

[PissedOffLifter]

wait this app uses your ********???

[thegenerel]

wait this app uses your ********???

[img]http://images.wikia.com/theamazingworldofgumball/images/2/29/Fckuk_this_thread_im_out_of_here_gif.gif[/ig]

it uses your ******** pics, nothing else.

[romeolol]

Some cheeky kunts in this here thread. In.

[sneakyninjapnts]

Lol ridiculous, I find it hard to believe OP is "average" looking. Sad thing is most men probably either hit "yes" on almost any girl, or at least hit yes on 6's/7's without hesitation. If you look at it from a girl's perspective, who do you think they're hitting yes on? Probably 8.5's-9's+, and probably matching with a bunch of them. I wonder just how picky sloots are on there.

I gave it another shot, I've gotten about 10 matches, maybe a few were close to being an 8? This one tan blonde chick (who looked a little chubby) I was talking to was saying how she was getting "blown up" on there. Once I went for her number she didn't respond lol. I guess they all have different intentions. Anyway, I swiped through a bunch yesterday, and it's currently stuck on the "loading" screen now, again. Thought I'd have a better experience with this app, especially since I have a pretty decent response rate on POF/OKC and have been told by many girls I'm attractive. Ohwell

Read http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=150871023 the pics deleted but responses are very varied. Rudyrude rated me a 6.5 then and 6 in other pics.

[sneakyninjapnts]

i've had several pms asking for a full convo so here's one

[SomeUKBrah]

Ahahaaha! Holy phuck that was smooth. ^^ impressive Jedi game skills.