Official Tinder thread you phucks

**Strizzz** · 04-29-2013, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Dreyth

lmaooooooooooo

later proceeded to get boob noodz on snapchat and screenshotted them hahahahaha

Lost it lmfao...

**jamsoolee** · 04-29-2013, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by Dreyth

lmaooooooooooo

later proceeded to get boob noodz on snapchat and screenshotted them hahahahaha

oh lawd, strong sloot

**N0ThanksJeff** · 04-29-2013, 07:53 PM

Getting annoyed easily liked 1k+ girls. Only handfuls of matches with ugly or fat chicks. Couple cute chicks who I got mathed up with but don't log on or are unresponsive even with OPs openers

**Dirtymoney5** · 04-29-2013, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by Dreyth

lmaooooooooooo

later proceeded to get boob noodz on snapchat and screenshotted them hahahahaha

Repped for that opener

**JailbaitBKer** · 04-29-2013, 07:55 PM

What do when i ask what they are doing, they respond with a paragraph and never ask what im doing?
Im trying to pull the talking to my tinder crush line

**Dreyth** · 04-29-2013, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by Dirtymoney5

Repped for that opener

works every time not srs

i put some aesthetic photos up so thats what helped

**Rangerz91** · 04-29-2013, 07:58 PM

dat feel when you've got 30+ matches and no cash to take said bish to seafood dinner....
dat feel when you have a final in every class
dat feel

I got some HBB's srs.
will report back with matches

**qurs** · 04-29-2013, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by ********BKer

What do when i ask what they are doing, they respond with a paragraph and never ask what im doing?
Im trying to pull the talking to my tinder crush line

Reply based on what it says, or go with dear diary

or thanks for the life story

if it's really long.

**ToddlerSquattin** · 04-29-2013, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by ontclone

this sucks.. nothing compares to tinder... f uuuu andriod. skout and tagged suck

At first I agreed with you but after going through like 5 different apps last night I tried Swype and Holy ****. I live in a small city compared with most of you guys 400k people but my god there are srsly hundreds of hbb's all within like a 4km radius of me. I need to put up better pics though cos' my current ones are terrible.

**ND32** · 04-29-2013, 08:07 PM

Brb breaking up with gf just to do this

fuuuuuuuuuu

**TheTwiglet** · 04-29-2013, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by ND32

Brb breaking up with gf just to do this

fuuuuuuuuuu

This feel.
I love playing the game but got a gf of 2+ years and cant do this.

**Dreyth** · 04-29-2013, 08:14 PM

dat confidence boost, but she's only a 6/10.

i urge you guys to put up a shirtless pic srs. i'm only 6'1 190 and like 11% bf but bishes love my body irl. when i workout at my college gym the D1 athletes fukking dwarf me and make me look like a little bish, but girls don't always want someone that big. doit*******.jpg

**LaxinAround** · 04-29-2013, 08:26 PM

^post your profile pic

**Dreyth** · 04-29-2013, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by LaxinAround

^post your profile pic

brb im a skinny bish in this pic (from last year) but doesnt matter, many would prefer it over cloud-looking men:

the miscer ITT hivefivan would do well with his avi if he showed his face (haven't seen it):

would make all bishes wet.

srs, post a pic of u cut and dry!

**7thbrah** · 04-29-2013, 08:33 PM

What the hell is the point in this? You will never interact with ANY of these bishes IRL. its just an ego boost for them before they delete your #

**Dreyth** · 04-29-2013, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by 7thbrah

What the hell is the point in this? You will never interact with ANY of these bishes IRL. its just an ego boost for them before they delete your #

not sure if srs

**MousePad** · 04-29-2013, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by 7thbrah

What the hell is the point in this? You will never interact with ANY of these bishes IRL. its just an ego boost for them before they delete your #

it could go both ways.. ego boost for you as well and some game spitting practice nomsayin??

**jake1224** · 04-29-2013, 08:39 PM

This one was cheeky. if some stupid bs line gets called out by a bish, try the good ol' fashioned "be yourself" and actually do it

Edit: Image missing here because my number was in it and way too lazy to edit it out and re upload. convo was

Me: blah blah blah i'm gonna go study but you're gonna text me while I do, (number)
Her: and what if I don't?

**Dreyth** · 04-29-2013, 08:41 PM

^^ well played

brb ur a **** who uses the same lines on every girl
brb i want ur dik anyway
brb woman logic

**jumpman023** · 04-29-2013, 08:45 PM

Dat feel when all the people on the misc are getting matches/smashes and I'm not getting a single one. Feels bat man

**MousePad** · 04-29-2013, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by Dreyth

^^ well played

brb ur a **** who uses the same lines on every girl
brb i want ur dik anyway
brb woman logic

lol'd same thing was going through my head as i was reading it haha

**Dreyth** · 04-29-2013, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by jumpman023

Dat feel when all the people on the misc are getting matches/smashes and I'm not getting a single one. Feels bat man

location? when im in NYC its hard as phuck, when im in NJ it's a joke (brb nice tits, get a number)

**jumpman023** · 04-29-2013, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by Dreyth

location? when im in NYC its hard as phuck, when im in NJ it's a joke (brb nice tits, get a number)

I'm in the Pac NW right now, so that might be the issue lol. Funny story. I actually just checked my matches and it appears I got one a month ago from one of those chicks who is a bit chubby but is kind of cute (aka I would have smashed, but it wouldn't have been a great under taking). How do I set it up so I get alerted of matches sooner? It's now too late to pursue this because it was a long ass time ago and I'll be leaving this region for grad school soon. I seriously got no notification that a match ever occurred.

**HomerJThompson** · 04-29-2013, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by VigorousDrive

serious story is serious... Luckily the girl was sittin near the window and was looking at her phone not paying attention.

When i felt that tap on my shoulder and the girl said 'Tinder' i almost **** my pants.

turned to the side and said.. yeah hey.. nice to meet you.. then pretended to be drunk

Wtf, LA can be a small world I guess.

**LaxinAround** · 04-29-2013, 08:57 PM

Anyone got a cheeky response for me?

**Kcabo** · 04-29-2013, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by Dreyth

dat confidence boost, but she's only a 6/10.

i urge you guys to put up a shirtless pic srs. i'm only 6'1 190 and like 11% bf but bishes love my body irl. when i workout at my college gym the D1 athletes fukking dwarf me and make me look like a little bish, but girls don't always want someone that big. doit*******.jpg

considering actually doing this lulz

**Dreyth** · 04-29-2013, 08:59 PM

^^ hhnngggggg

**Nocturnal310** · 04-29-2013, 09:00 PM

I smashed a hot chick from using dating apps..

said no guy ever.

pls, its a waste of time if u wanna get laid..only useful to boost your poor self confidence or to practice text game.

even if u smash a chick from these apps..they are ugly sloots

**Baba_ghanoush** · 04-29-2013, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by Nocturnal310

I smashed a hot chick from using dating apps..

said no guy ever.

pls, its a waste of time if u wanna get laid..only useful to boost your poor self confidence or to practice text game.

even if u smash a chick from these apps..they are ugly sloots

lol dont be pissed cause youre ugly and your text game sucks bro. Smashed this 18 y/o sorority broad who lives in the dorms last night haha, suggested movie and wine and my place and she was down...had to drop her off back at the dorms on ym way to work this morning. Bitch was hnnnng too and sucked dick like a champ

will upload pics later im fuking lazy to deal with all that shi.t on my phone right now

**TheTwiglet** · 04-29-2013, 09:11 PM

This is no fun. I'm missing out because taken and gonn marry.

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