Official Tinder thread you phucks

[Who?]

luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullllzzz in.

Mind blown.

Got matched with the same chick a while back.

[gregbmw]

I see your NY teams, I'm guessing you're from NY? It seems like all of us bros get no matches and if we do they end up sucking - this is weird as shiet.

Yup. The quality of the matches is usually poor, but I have been making it work a little.

[sneakyninjapnts]

lol, there's face pics and nudes, which are worth the ban tbf. Here's a face pic anyway, you've seen pictures of me and i'm probably around a 4, she's maybe a 7 misc standards, the body though.. mind = blown.

pics of tinder convo and text convo and date cliffs

[TheSithLord]

i am from nyc all these sloots last sign in was 2 weeks ago da ****

[BoneSkinny]

You said you were rich I was expecting at least a GT-R if you're gonna rice it.

Nothing is sexier than a high MPG car bruh.

Give me a couple of years out of school to stack my paper

[southernstunna1]

well kinda worked lol

inb4 hate / my use of smileys lol

Lmao. Part time actor, lawyer, and stock broker. You are such a tool. I feel sorry for Claire

[Who?]

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Plz post the text of this so I can copy paste. Lulz

[SUPERkid4_7__]

Finally after 2 days i have gone through all 107 pages while at work and not one person knew what i was up to! But there is no tinder game where i am absolutely no one has the app. I live on a lil island

[sneakyninjapnts]

lmao

[BrandonMag]

Met my girlfriend off tinder (srs)

[dirtysteve864]

man this app has really slowed down for me. used up pretty much all the matches in my area and they dont respond hardly at all if i get one nowadays. that feel

[TeamDestruction]

Meet this chick on tinder, get number, start talking, set date.

Pick her up, first thing she asks when she see's my car is "Can I drive?". Are you kidding me bish.. so I laughed & said "do you even know how to drive manual" she nods and proceeds to take out a couple hundred dollar bills from her wallet and says "this should be enough for a new clutch if I destroy it".

I lol'd and gave her the keys. I didn't tell her it was a stage 4, thought it'd be interesting. If she smashes, cars a write off, time for a new car anyway & if she screws my clutch, just get a new one. Good lawd I have never seen anyone drive stick shift like she did. Smooth shifts, rev matching, even some heel-toe shiet. I wasn't thinking when pulling out of the parking lot so I ended up stalling, she laughed. Smashed that night.

Car = 90 integra.

Did you put a ring on it yet...

[HugheMaudboro]

I found a girl I want to marry. Srs. Pulled a cheeky copy pasta. The henney and clap dem cheeks one. She laughed. I tried getting nudes she said "she's not a lady of the night" while keeping up with our 1950s lingo and sayings.

She doesn't reply immediately. I try not to.

I tried getting her number, not quite yet, told her I don't have an iPhone and I sold it, and I'm using my ipod. She was like why! I told her I wanted a note 2, she said those are terrible! They're gigantic!

I had a trick question about my phone being gigantic (note 2) "would you be embarrassed if I had my phone out on our date?"

She said "I wouldn't be embarrassed by the phones size, but because you had your phone out on a date, I'd feel so boring!"

These are just highlights. Not the entire condo. I'm not a forever alone thinking these are huge deals. They stick out compared to other people.

Oh and she's from Peru. Well her ethnicity is.

Hnggg and I told her she passed my trick question. And asked if she was the type to be glued to her phone, she said no. That's why she doesn't reply much I guess?

And after much more intellectual banter and testing each other, later I said "lettuce playa gamma queues" to see if she was witty to know what I was saying. Let's us play a game of q's

She said "lettuce due queues, gopher it"

She's ****ing interesting and non slooty it seems. And witty. Fk

[Lewisfan]

Lmao. Part time actor, lawyer, and stock broker. You are such a tool. I feel sorry for Claire

The bit underneath that was edited is my actual job.

Yeah the convo is goofy lol but it had that cringe vibe from the beginning when we were trading them alphabet lines so carried it on.

Anyway as people have said before if u dgaf and just talk a load of chit u can end up getting numbers....eg pig line I used a couple pages back stil waiting for them 20k reps for competing the challenge also nomsayin

[Lb54TG]

Damn mirin OP text game. Also mirin how some of you brahs got gf and sht lol.

After 4 days so far matched with 3... feels bad. Not sure if any girls are actually still checking in to this app. I'm late to the party.

[b0yer2]

Met my girlfriend off tinder (srs)

Red FLAG

[chemicalromance]

Red FLAG

That's a moot point. All women are whores.

[hlimw18]

Im visiting a friend in AZ right now and it's crazy how many people are on tinder. I got over 140 matches last night alone. Most of them are hitting me up first. some sloots in AZ

[DreamWalkerOG]

Just had my first Tinder meet on Wednesday.. surprising how easy it is to get laid (no e-brag)

>Send girl copy pasta on Tinder
>Aquire #
>Talk/Snapchat for a week/two weeks
>Tell her we should hang, I'll drive to her (shes 45 min away)
>She suggests coming to me, obviously I'm not gonna say no
>She meets me at my place, shoot the chit for 20 min
>Take her to my Jacuzzi area which has a sweet fire place aswell
>Take some tequila shots, get in the hot tub shes mirin
>Go back upstairs and smash the rest of the night
>Sleep, wake up smash again
>Bish leaves in morning and a new FWB is aquired.

[TeamDestruction]

Im visiting a friend in AZ right now and it's crazy how many people are on tinder. I got over 140 matches last night alone. Most of them are hitting me up first. some sloots in AZ

The thirst is real

Just had my first Tinder meet on Wednesday.. surprising how easy it is to get laid (no e-brag)

>Send girl copy pasta on Tinder
>Aquire #
>Talk/Snapchat for a week/two weeks
>Tell her we should hang, I'll drive to her (shes 45 min away)
>She suggests coming to me, obviously I'm not gonna say no
>She meets me at my place, shoot the chit for 20 min
>Take her to my Jacuzzi area which has a sweet fire place aswell
>Take some tequila shots, get in the hot tub shes mirin
>Go back upstairs and smash the rest of the night
>Sleep, wake up smash again
>Bish leaves in morning and a new FWB is aquired.

I have my first on Sunday. Hopefully goes as well as yours

[chemicalromance]

Im visiting a friend in AZ right now and it's crazy how many people are on tinder. I got over 140 matches last night alone. Most of them are hitting me up first. some sloots in AZ

Are u in the Phoenix/Scottsdale area? For whatever reason, I hear a lot of good things about that area. A lot of HBBs apparently. What pics are you using? Face or body?

[Pr3y]

Got her number,

Texted her: How many fancy seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for years to come?

her: ouh maybe 3


what do I say haha? Was gunna say something like, 3 isn't too bad, what else could a guy like me do to get with a girl like you

[TheSithLord]

Are u in the Phoenix/Scottsdale area? For whatever reason, I hear a lot of good things about that area. A lot of HBBs apparently. What pics are you using? Face or body?

he is like a 10/10 no homo thats why so many bitches are hitting on him

[dirtysteve864]

is this real life? it took me life 10 minutes to figure out she wasnt naked. tfw no match

[SexyMothaHeffer]

is this real life? it took me life 10 minutes to figure out she wasnt naked. tfw no match


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She has no pants on lol

[dejuan23]

Messaged with hopes she looks better in the future:



Too bad this bish isn't too hot:

[BoneSkinny]

Date this saturday at a bar with Girl #1

Date this sunday at a baseball game with Girl #2

Date tuesday at her apartment/sushi with Girl #3

Strong week. Have yet to schedule next weekend, so potentially 4-5 girls in one week

[HugheMaudboro]

I found a girl I want to marry. Srs. Pulled a cheeky copy pasta. The henney and clap dem cheeks one. She laughed. I tried getting nudes she said "she's not a lady of the night" while keeping up with our 1950s lingo and sayings.

She doesn't reply immediately. I try not to.

I tried getting her number, not quite yet, told her I don't have an iPhone and I sold it, and I'm using my ipod. She was like why! I told her I wanted a note 2, she said those are terrible! They're gigantic!

I had a trick question about my phone being gigantic (note 2) "would you be embarrassed if I had my phone out on our date?"

She said "I wouldn't be embarrassed by the phones size, but because you had your phone out on a date, I'd feel so boring!"

These are just highlights. Not the entire condo. I'm not a forever alone thinking these are huge deals. They stick out compared to other people.

Oh and she's from Peru. Well her ethnicity is.

Hnggg and I told her she passed my trick question. And asked if she was the type to be glued to her phone, she said no. That's why she doesn't reply much I guess?

And after much more intellectual banter and testing each other, later I said "lettuce playa gamma queues" to see if she was witty to know what I was saying. Let's us play a game of q's

She said "lettuce due queues, gopher it"

She's ****ing interesting and non slooty it seems. And witty. Fk

Holy **** when i did ask for her number, she did give it to me!!! im so stupid lol. i thought she was joking and interpreted it as a fake number to a joke we were making. lmao wow.

anyways i told her to text me instead, and she said that i have her number already... that's how i know it's real. sent a text.

[mazimi18]

fuark...just got an iphone. in...

[JoshuaTBH]

Girls are so boring brahs

I get on with 10+ matches and am not even looking forward to putting in work anymore

It's just gonna be full of replies like "hahaha this this that"
"Lol you're so funny"

Being cheeky works on like 1/10 girls, only if that 1 girl is cheeky back

Other than that it's just boring