Official Tinder thread you phucks

**jwlee7ucla** · 08-05-2013, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by theFGman

SF area. I've spoken to many girls from there but this is the first one to slightly rustle me. And I did tell her that all she's looking for is an ego boost. Sloots...

picture of said girl? I'm in the sf area

**mh22** · 08-05-2013, 11:55 AM

Whats a good opener to use if youre matched up with a girl that's less than a mile away from you?

Halp

**theFGman** · 08-05-2013, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by jwlee7ucla

picture of said girl? I'm in the sf area

already blocked her brah. Her name was Shelley though and she was wearing a lumberjack-style shirt in her main pic

**Lb54TG** · 08-05-2013, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by mh22

Whats a good opener to use if youre matched up with a girl that's less than a mile away from you?

Halp

Rarely such thing, check again.

And I'm just about done with tinder.. Exhausted my resources here.. And it pretty much is going no where.
Tfw not lakersfan360

FG yea brah lots of girls doing that, fukking match with girl twice,(remade account) short replies, but won't give number. Stupid bishes

**devin45k** · 08-05-2013, 11:59 AM

My windows phone doesn't work for this........Not sure my gf would like me downloading it either

**KingCorleone** · 08-05-2013, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by BenadrylBandit

You guys mad that I have one selfie and it's a mirror pic, which I'm not proud of, but all the bitches I talk to have said it's their favorite pic.

pics?

**dabawse** · 08-05-2013, 12:19 PM

**Arcanefrost** · 08-05-2013, 12:20 PM

^that's a great line, will use

**bigfish18q** · 08-05-2013, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by Arcanefrost

^that's a great line, will use

Agreed, awesome line.

**mh22** · 08-05-2013, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by Lb54TG

Rarely such thing, check again.

And I'm just about done with tinder.. Exhausted my resources here.. And it pretty much is going no where.
Tfw not lakersfan360

FG yea brah lots of girls doing that, fukking match with girl twice,(remade account) short replies, but won't give number. Stupid bishes

Says less than a mile a way...i live in a populated area so wouldnt be surprised if she actually does live that close... Or maybe tinder's just glitching

**Fuggz** · 08-05-2013, 12:24 PM

All the chicks in my area (south jersey/philly) are robots. Same 2-3 lines then 'lets talk about something naughty' or some chit.

First 2 times I laughed, but now its happened like 7 times.

**BenadrylBandit** · 08-05-2013, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by Fuggz

All the chicks in my area (south jersey/philly) are robots. Same 2-3 lines then 'lets talk about something naughty' or some chit.

First 2 times I laughed, but now its happened like 7 times.

That's because I'm cleaning up the Philadelphia area.

**BillyBalzak** · 08-05-2013, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by Bunk247

Come to England, the ladies love those Dutch genetics. You can move into my place, i'll go and live with your parents and see who cleans up the most. Will report back in a month.

brb coming over now

**bigfish18q** · 08-05-2013, 12:52 PM

Dat feel when a girl has 5 pictures, and they're all taken 3 inches from her face. Bish you ain't foolin no one.

**reinsdorfsucks** · 08-05-2013, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by lakersfan360

LOL

What's 6ft crew?

**Zigoz** · 08-05-2013, 01:31 PM

I got myspace angled Bros. She won't leave me alone now.

**Basmatty** · 08-05-2013, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by Zigoz

I got myspace angled Bros. She won't leave me alone now.

I know that feeling. If only I could post pics

**TeddyAtlus** · 08-05-2013, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by Antonio519

pretty sure thats one of those bots brah, I've seen one with the same description b4

I got her too, brah. Pretty sure it's a bot, unless you live in the Southwest too?

**sneakyninjapnts** · 08-05-2013, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by theFGman

Just been talking to a girl that seemed up for something. Ends up telling me she has a BF, but I'm a really nice guy. You wot? Seriously? Then she proceeds to tell me that this isn't a dating app and that she uses it to find good friends.

She just handed herself to you on a platter.

**NotSureIfCereal** · 08-05-2013, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by dabawse

Asking chicks who was the best power ranger(or the best team on Legend of the temple if they're white) is a great convo starter.

lol wut?

i know a ton of black people that watched legends of the hidden temple, not so much other races though

blue barracudas is the answer btw

**lakersfan360** · 08-05-2013, 02:20 PM

Supposed to go to the bar with some sloo later. Will take pics if I turn it into a smash.

**SquirrelD** · 08-05-2013, 02:25 PM

Got App Thurs, only just getting my first matches now (F'in finally!)

Got 8 matches within the last hour or so

Looks like a few of them are bots/on a wind up, but im sure there will a few real ones to 'chew on' when I get round to it

**sneakyninjapnts** · 08-05-2013, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by lakersfan360

Supposed to go to the bar with some sloo later. Will take pics if I turn it into a smash.

Newbie lifter (Jan 13)

Current
Bench 255 (5x5)
Shoulder press 165 (5x5)

fuking bbc super powers m8 i swear. good luck with dat der date brah <3

**lakersfan360** · 08-05-2013, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by sneakyninjapnts

Newbie lifter (Jan 13)

Current
Bench 255 (5x5)
Shoulder press 165 (5x5)

fuking bbc super powers m8 i swear. good luck with dat der date brah <3

lol I jumped straight into training for strength.........................thanks for the good luck tinder god

**sneakyninjapnts** · 08-05-2013, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by lakersfan360

lol I jumped straight into training for strength.........................thanks for the good luck tinder god

I started at benching 65lbs for 3 reps (100% srs)

Eventually reached 255x3 before tearing my shoulder. Took 4 years, 2 consistently. (100% srs)

do work tonight cuz

**boulderCObrah** · 08-05-2013, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by wifestealer

brah use cheekier/cheesier lines that don't involve having babies. that's a grown mans line not a 17 year olds line

eyy fuk you it worked. she replied "ahahahaha I like you you're funny"

i sent the can i ask you a question b4 getting # line

also, strong tagline on this bish. says "Say yes to tacos and no to selfies" lol

**Dwreckk** · 08-05-2013, 02:37 PM

Need advice on how to acquire noods. I matched with this girl while on vacation and can't smash but she's a solid 8/10 that wants the d. I know she's a sloot but she stopped with the playful/fun vibe after I told her to take a better pic showing her whole ass when she sent me this. Should I turn off full alpha mode and start wking her? She legitimately seems like she doesn't like being told what to do

Wut do?(will post more pics later, not risking detectives ruining this)

**BenadrylBandit** · 08-05-2013, 02:38 PM

I wonder how long I'm gonna be able to pull this off, I have a feel the one bish is catching feels.

Tinder sloot #2 coming over Thursday
Going to Tinder sloot #1 on Friday
Working on a tinder sloot #3 for the trifecta

**sneakyninjapnts** · 08-05-2013, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by BenadrylBandit

I wonder how long I'm gonna be able to pull this off, I have a feel the one bish is catching feels.

Tinder sloot #2 coming over Thursday
Going to Tinder sloot #1 on Friday
Working on a tinder sloot #3 for the trifecta

If it's not all on the same day you aren't even trying

**BenadrylBandit** · 08-05-2013, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by sneakyninjapnts

If it's not all on the same day you aren't even trying

What if girl on Thursday stays during day on Friday then I smash second chick Friday night? Does this count?

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