Official Tinder thread you phucks

[MrHands3]

Strong android update

Edit:



Wutdo misc?

You better do it

[KingCorleone]

****in love this app fuuaarkkkk

[KingCorleone]

Mission complete, twice. She's now saying she's worried i'm out of her league, dafuq? She's an 8, probably more if you're into them tiny, whilst i'm around the 4 mark. Logic and women, never happens.

an 8?!?! lmfao pls go

[sneakyninjapnts]

an 8?!?! lmfao pls go

Take a trip to the UK and say that again, I dare you.

[KingCorleone]

Take a trip to the UK and say that again, I dare you.

lol didnt know that was a uk brah

living in manhattan must have me spoiled

[Bunk247]

you guys fuking kidding?

Do it 100 times out of 10.

Haha, what's the oldest you've gone? Mines 34, another 20 years on that would be strange.

lol didnt know that was a uk brah

living in manhattan must have me spoiled

Yup, by UK standards she's a solid 8. Crazy all the people posting pics from New York, California, Miami, even Canada. Everyone must be a 7 minimum over there.

[Qualia]

is this real fukking life



also wtf @ android. i'll swipe left or right and it will show me the same person a few swipes later, so i have no idea how many swipes are actually registered. also when i get a match i usually just click 'look for more matches' instead of messaging them. any way to find these matches again?

[TheHeavyG]

is this real fukking life



also wtf @ android. i'll swipe left or right and it will show me the same person a few swipes later, so i have no idea how many swipes are actually registered. also when i get a match i usually just click 'look for more matches' instead of messaging them. any way to find these matches again?

Bot brah


Should save your matchea

[KingCorleone]

is this real fukking life



also wtf @ android. i'll swipe left or right and it will show me the same person a few swipes later, so i have no idea how many swipes are actually registered. also when i get a match i usually just click 'look for more matches' instead of messaging them. any way to find these matches again?

theres a chat list there

i dunno about droid but with iphone theres a message icon in the right corner

[MaxYourPhysique]

When will it be my turn?

Window's Phone 8 Problems...

[Qualia]

Bot brah


Should save your matchea

how can you tell?

theres a chat list there

i dunno about droid but with iphone theres a message icon in the right corner

i have a chat list



but it only shows messages... as in, either me or her needs to have sent a message for it to appear. i've defs had more than 2 matches.

[tekkenbruh]

Manlet hate

Wanna bet she's like 5'3-5'4, maybe 5'5 at most? Propably 5'9-5'10 guy could say he's 6' and dumb bitch wouldn't even know the difference. Even though you're 6'2 you should msg her the heigh is irrelevant when you're on your knees line just to rustle her jimmies

Also, 6' is now manlet status

[muximus]

Haha, what's the oldest you've gone? Mines 34, another 20 years on that would be strange.



Yup, by UK standards she's a solid 8. Crazy all the people posting pics from New York, California, Miami, even Canada. Everyone must be a 7 minimum over there.

The quality of sloots in Miami is insane! The con side of that is that there is also a larger amount of fit, foreign, rich ****s as well, only increasing the difficulty of obtaining the numbers and slaying the pussay.

[Bunk247]

The quality of sloots in Miami is insane! The con side of that is that there is also a larger amount of fit, foreign, rich ****s as well, only increasing the difficulty of obtaining the numbers and slaying the pussay.

Never been, it's on my list of things to do at some point. Only really knowing it from TV i imagine it to be full of drug lords for some reason. i'd probably end up with one of their wives and wake up with a horses head in my bed, i'd pose with it for a picture for the misc obviously, it would probably be the last thing i'd ever do though.

[ButWhoWas]

What do these people at the side mean ?

I sent them all a message lulz

They keep popping up for some reason at random

[Bunk247]

What do these people at the side mean ?

I sent them all a message lulz

They keep popping up for some reason at random

Hello?

[Taktical]

Did Tinder go full retard? 1.1 update but you can only change and select pics from your fb profile pics? you still can't upload pics from your phone?

Are they serious?

About to go full rage mode on the devs on google play lol

[ButWhoWas]

Hello?

What do you want me to say ?

Goodbye ?

[Cheeseburger12]

Did Tinder go full retard? 1.1 update but you can only change and select pics from your fb profile pics? you still can't upload pics from your phone?

Are they serious?

About to go full rage mode on the devs on google play lol

So much this. cba uploading selfies to fking FB for everyone to see.

[chrisbrahh]

got 2 numbers off some sloots. both said I had a nice body, no face pics but did send them on text.

one of them has stopped texting me wut do, I sent a "why so quiet" text, was 2 hours ago no response.
should I just stop texting until I get a response back?

[Cheeseburger12]

pls respond

[Bunk247]

What do you want me to say ?

Goodbye ?

Be bold, they love it.

[Gooner89]

Be bold, they love it.

This. Always be blunt. This isn't a dating app bro. Get in, get out. You might get a few bishes repulsed but you will also snag a few who are dtf. Stay safe and don't play games with these sloots.

[Cheeseburger12]

Just got the number of a 6/10 sloot.

She is of spanish descent and dtf i think.

[Cheeseburger12]

FUARKK she just hit me with the "Don't you think I'm a bit too old for you?". I'm 18 and she's 23.

Thinking about sending.

That just means your more experienced in the sack.

[Bunk247]

This. Always be blunt. This isn't a dating app bro. Get in, get out. You might get a few bishes repulsed but you will also snag a few who are dtf. Stay safe and don't play games with these sloots.

Absolutely. Going in hard and moving things along quicker than than everyone else puts you at an advantage. Sneaks says about the roller coaster of emotions, them finding themselves in a position of giving you their number before they know what's happening is part of that i think.

[Cheeseburger12]

Got number of sloot.

asked for spoon pics she didn't have a spoon lying around(at work atm)

told her to take a photo of herself with pen in mouth and to look sexy



then told her to take a pic where i could see her eyes

[WhirlwindTobias]

Fellow Android brahs 1.1 is up and running. Can edit profile, change pics, no more 'blank messages' etc.

[Cheeseburger12]

debating whether to bone this chick.

she's not that good looking but I'm still a virgin so any slay should do right?

[Cheeseburger12]

Fellow Android brahs 1.1 is up and running. Can edit profile, change pics, no more 'blank messages' etc.

mirin' rep power .