Official Tinder thread you phucks

[sneakyninjapnts]

Stay Safe brahs...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3077047.html

How A Tinder Experiment Lured 70 Guys To A Froyo Shop In Search Of Dream Girl

these guys literally went without even talking to these bishes once, at all, ever.

[MasonE90]

I just got my first ~6/10 (IRL standards) I think... Keep getting dem whales but chit feels good when you get the little noise and says you been matched up with someone.

dem feels..

[VigorousDrive]

Got girls number, texted her seafood line
her response"not enough after that hahaha"
i have no idea what this means

it means she wants the d but you have to put in some more work

hit her with, "So you're the type of girl that's into the Man instead of his material possessions, I can respect that"

[miscgoat]

these guys literally went without even talking to these bishes once, at all, ever.

exactly -- those guys were told right away to meet somewhere. who the fuk falls for that?

[bewaredetective]

Oh sh*t, op you frauding your height or what?

Claims 6'2", says he's 5'10" in text.

[trevercules]

Tinder is the tits, its so clutch and takes soo much work out of gettin in some nice snatch. Its opened some doors to new bang buddies for me.

[JailbaitBKer]

it means she wants the d but you have to put in some more work

hit her with, "So you're the type of girl that's into the Man instead of his material possessions, I can respect that"

thanks, thought it was bad at first

[bdub2070]

I don't like the text game I have seen ITT.

Y'all talk way too much and drop cheesy lines or jokes. Thats not the way to make a girl wet.

[dumpeer]

are you guys using shirtless pics?

No. tfw foreverbulking. deadlift is gonna hit 700 lbs one day though.

i'd imagine shirtless pics just to show off would only snag you the slooty sloots. if you have any casual beach pics etc. those would be fine to use and still get normal girls imo

[2SSCAMARO]

OP and I are from the same area and I've been matched with some of the same girls as him. This app is so much win

[sneakyninjapnts]

Oh sh*t, op you frauding your height or what?

Claims 6'2", says he's 5'10" in text.

not frauding

OP and I are from the same area and I've been matched with some of the same girls as him. This app is so much win

6'3 205 we the same fukking dude? pm me for tinder 4some with 2 sloots semisrs

[miscgoat]

I don't like the text game I have seen ITT.

Y'all talk way too much and drop cheesy lines or jokes. Thats not the way to make a girl wet.

whats it matter if it works tho?

you got stuff to post (just out of curiosity)?

[trevercules]

I don't like the text game I have seen ITT.

Y'all talk way too much and drop cheesy lines or jokes. Thats not the way to make a girl wet.

True. but ya gotta get their number first, bitches are always timid and shyt on tinder

[HughMyronbraugh]

What type of pics are you brahs with lots of matches using?

[VigorousDrive]

What type of pics are you brahs with lots of matches using?

nothing special just a face shot and a couple body shots

[bdub2070]

whats it matter if it works tho?

you got stuff to post (just out of curiosity)?

It doesn't really work though. Sure you end up with the number, and you may even end up going on a date. But I promise you will never get laid.
Y'all text as if you guys want to be her boyfriend or gay friend.

[trevercules]

What type of pics are you brahs with lots of matches using?

just go through prof pics on fb and take whichever ones. i've got a few pics with some of the bros. dont throw any shirtless ones on it though, youd look like a straight tool and bitchs would next your ass...but if do put some on there and they do give you the heart, theyll be dtf

[sneakyninjapnts]

lol are u fuking kidding me?

itt op bangs his first asian


8 mutual friends

[sneakyninjapnts]

It doesn't really work though. Sure you end up with the number, and you may even end up going on a date. But I promise you will never get laid.
Y'all text as if you guys want to be her boyfriend or gay friend.

no hate brah but show pics or stories, telling us we're doing it wrong provides 0 value

[bdub2070]

What type of pics are you brahs with lots of matches using?

I didn't even know we could change the pics on this thing.
I thought it just displayed ******** pics.

Anyways I have 33 matches so if it ain't broke.

[bdub2070]

just go through prof pics on fb and take whichever ones. i've got a few pics with some of the bros. dont throw any shirtless ones on it though, youd look like a straight tool and bitchs would next your ass...but if do put some on there and they do give you the heart, theyll be dtf

My main picture is me shirtless and I have 33 matches....

[miscgoat]

It doesn't really work though. Sure you end up with the number, and you may even end up going on a date. But I promise you will never get laid.
Y'all text as if you guys want to be her boyfriend or gay friend.

you got anything to show us? not trying to be a dick, just curious what you're using.

i've had more luck with these cheesy comments

[AFiers]

What type of pics are you brahs with lots of matches using?

Been a busy last 2 days for me brahs. Here's my matches:





And pics being used:

[trevercules]

My main picture is me shirtless and I have 33 matches....

solid. that worked for you pretty well, i don't have any shirtless ones up and ive gotten alot of matches so i wasn't sure

[sneakyninjapnts]

My main picture is me shirtless and I have 33 matches....

you're banned from my thread brah you're a moran

[AFiers]

And biggest problem w the app is being from northern NJ, all the girls are from the city. Brb not paying $100+ for commute and a few rounds of tinder date drinks in the city, brb not dating a girl from there, brb every girl on tinder is from NYC

[bdub2070]

no hate brah but show pics or stories, telling us we're doing it wrong provides 0 value

Ok. Here is a girl that works at the Hooters by me.




my intro thats cut off was "Hey what up"

[VigorousDrive]

And biggest problem w the app is being from northern NJ, all the girls are from the city. Brb not paying $100+ for commute and a few rounds of tinder date drinks in the city, brb not dating a girl from there, brb every girl on tinder is from NYC

solution: Move to NYC for Tinder Bitchez

[AFiers]

solution: Move to NYC for Tinder Bitchez

Brb not paying $1800 a month for the chittiest 1 BR in a not great area

[trevercules]

What're the most matches anyone has got? I just counted and had 67...