srs advice please... i woke up and i felt one of my balls pop up back inside me (srs)... it wont come out... im hoping later on in the day it will some how come out, if not by the end of the day im gonna head to the local clinic... im shiiting bricks.. serious advice only please...
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12-09-2010, 05:02 AM #1Registered User
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one of my balls went inside me and wont come out (SRS)
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12-09-2010, 05:03 AM #2Sheiko Kunt!
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pls tell me u r srs so i can el oh el again
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12-09-2010, 05:04 AM #3my cats watch me have sex
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Edit: that's awesome bro... since you only have one testicle, now you have a 50% reduction in the probability of getting a chick pregnant.... rawdog all the way bro.Last edited by SausageMassage; 12-09-2010 at 05:27 PM.
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12-09-2010, 05:04 AM #4Registered User
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you didn't wake up and it like that- you were playing with yourself and sucked it up yourself. srs replies requires srs scenario
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12-09-2010, 05:05 AM #5Registered User
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Pics?
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12-09-2010, 05:05 AM #6Failed Attempt
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Try fingering your anus to loosen things up
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12-09-2010, 05:05 AM #7Registered User
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you have to pat it and lure it out with some candy
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12-09-2010, 05:05 AM #8Registered User
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lold hard at thread title
but OP this happened to me before. you have to just push it out (srs)
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12-09-2010, 05:05 AM #9Registered User
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i woke up and i guess i got out of bed wrong? i think they some how must of twisted or something and one slipped up inside me.. any advice to getting it out.. i tried taking a hot shower to make my balls soggy... but its not working. im seriously scared man.Originally Posted by eldojr
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12-09-2010, 05:06 AM #10Registered User
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omfg im rollin right now LMAOOriginally Posted by jDMiNliNE6
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12-09-2010, 05:06 AM #11Registered User
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Brb trying this
Not srs
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12-09-2010, 05:06 AM #12Strong cut.
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Go to a hospital if you can't push it out. They can twisted if they go up too far.
Google 'testicular torsion'.
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12-09-2010, 05:08 AM #13Làidir Cathach!
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Patent processus vaginalis, imminent.
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12-09-2010, 05:08 AM #14Registered User
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Damn it I hate these topics, Im at work giggling like a schoolgirl
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12-09-2010, 05:08 AM #15Registered User
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Oh lawdy
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12-09-2010, 05:08 AM #16Strong cut.
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"The scrotum of a man who has been lying in a warm bed is relaxed. When he arises, his scrotum is exposed to the colder room air. If the spermatic cord is twisted while the scrotum is loose, the sudden contraction that results from the abrupt temperature change can trap the testicle in that position. The result is a testicular torsion."
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12-09-2010, 05:09 AM #17Registered User
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shiit man... ive been trying to tug it out, but the pain is only getting worse... the thing is there was no pain until i started to pull on it trying to get it out... ive even been trying to jump up and down really hard.. not working..Originally Posted by VasDeferens
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12-09-2010, 05:09 AM #18Thread Killer
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12-09-2010, 05:10 AM #19Registered User
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Had this the other night and feels horrible, if you are serious then don't think you would last full day like that ha! good luck!
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12-09-2010, 05:10 AM #20Registered User
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Push it out gently starting from where the arrow points.
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12-09-2010, 05:10 AM #21Registered User
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OP, I think you need to 'shock it back out' , when your balls are not expecting it, jump out and them and attack them with a bat and beat them, this should cause it to fall out again.
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12-09-2010, 05:10 AM #22Registered User
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Strong username to post content ratio.Originally Posted by VasDeferens
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12-09-2010, 05:10 AM #23Registered User
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call a whore n ask her to suck ur balls.. she will suck it and it will come out..srs...
else try using a vacuum cleaner..jk
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12-09-2010, 05:10 AM #24
Wtf
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12-09-2010, 05:11 AM #25Làidir Cathach!
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Strong username to post content ratio.Originally Posted by VasDeferens
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12-09-2010, 05:12 AM #26Registered User
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Originally Posted by k1ngsolomon
hahahahah fuk bro go to the hospital and take pics of what they do
and post here for reps (no homo)
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12-09-2010, 05:12 AM #27Registered User
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im not trolling why did someone neg me? hm.. now im red with a ****ed up testicle.. i tried jumping up and down already... im serious contemplating using a vacuum... i dont know what to do.. i have school in 30 mins and im sitting here naked.. putting on my underwear makes the pain even worse, let alone getting changed...
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12-09-2010, 05:15 AM #28Registered User
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made you green again at the expense of your user CP
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12-09-2010, 05:16 AM #29Registered User
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LOL, I beat you to the punch brah.Originally Posted by ilicet51
Originally Posted by k1ngsolomon
Go to the hospital? I think this happened to me when I was younger, and I had to have surgery. They went in, and pulled it back down, then sewed it to my ballsack.
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12-09-2010, 05:16 AM #308% BF
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now your green and i woke up to a hilarious fukin topic, good luck broOriginally Posted by k1ngsolomon
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