Funniest rap line you have ever heard?

[SOLIDOPS]

Last name ever. First name greatest.
Like a sprain ankle boy i ain't nutin to play with

fukin lold

drizzy

[Gizzyhardcore]

So you think you're gonna cross me And mess with my ****? Openin' your ****in' trap And flappin' your lip? Don't **** with me, ***** Cause you're gonna get dropped I'll snap off your neck With a crackle and pop!

If you say anything You'll beg me to die Cause I'll make you suck my dick Then I'll nut in your eye I'll stomp on your world As if my name was Godzilla I'm comin' for you, motha-****a, I'm your Krazee-Eyez Killa!

[AlmostAesthetic]

So Appalled - Kanye West

I'm fresher than you all, so I don't have to pause
All of y'all can suck my balls through my drawers -Jay-Z

[FutureTrunks]

Stop, drop....KABOOM baby rub on ya nipples.
Some call me Ludacris, some call me Mr. Wiggles.

[philpeter123]

chickity china the chinese chicken

[patrickyounes]

Pussy grew legs and that **** started walking.
Im following that pussy, I'm pussy stalking.

[Iggyefex]

"An elephant never forgets so my dick remembers everything"- Childish Gambino

[Yuuzhanvong]

I had her head going north and her ass going south
But now baby chose to go West

[oliramsay]

"one for the money, two for the better green
3-4 Methylenedioxymethamphetamine"

MF Doom

[Phrankoff]

like 7 days, you're WEEK (weak) "chino xl" "

Canibus said that on Buckingham Palace off his self titled.



Qwel:

You rock sets is play this dude braggin' you aint famous/
Tighter than vacuums and gets looser than *******s anus
Doper emcees none existent like RuPaul's clit is/
Cant tell if your dick or pussy like topless infants
Couldn't spit sick 'ish kid lickin' your cold sores/
And leave you scared to drop chit like school stalls with no doors
Wonder how this f_cker whispers thunder sounds/
Your fly like crippled Ostrich's I scare heads underground
And break it down like midget B-boys screamin' mathematics/
When style switches faster than ****ots rockin' their thongs backwards
Ask if I'll kill your career with one verse/
You couldn't beat me to death if I let you jump first

[SegelnBruder]

"got diarrhea flow, now i chit on n***as. even when i'm constipated i still chit on n***as."
-young jeezy

"i made the beat then murdered it - casey anthony"
"my dick is like an accent mark it's all about the over-e's"
"fuk a backpacker with a rhino's dick, i do me like a gyno chick."
-childish gambino

could really just make a whole thread for funny gambino lines.

[DBoss11]

"cheese drippin, I like my nachos hot"

"I look in my fridge, my **** lookin scarce"


both by this lyrical genius

[kaizenbrah]

"If money smell bad than this ***** Biggie stinking" from Party and Bull**** (Notorious B.I.G)

"I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet" from 7 minute freestyle (Big L & Jay-Z)

[TheMusketeer]

Rap snitches, telling all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
"Do you see the perpetrator?"
"Yeah! I'm right here!"

What up?
To all rappers "Shut up!"
And while you're shuttin up put a shirt on, at least a button up...
Yuck
Is they rhymers or strippin males?
Outta work jerks since they shut down Chippendale's

Both MF DOOM

[SwimToTheMoon]

That's your girl, bitch get over here, give me some brain
I'll bust of on her face, and right after the segment
She'll probably rub it in her pussy, trying to get herself pregnant

[builder95]

"Chain Hang to my Ding-a-Lang" - 2chainz

[3MeatTreat]

"snakes got wierd pussies, like stickin your dik in a bigger dik that's juicy!"
~Dirt Nasty

[Lt.Dangle]

can't even listen to 2chainz in the gym i laff

[Mavcu]

"Hes a phuckin walking paradox, oh wait no hes not hes a **** in tight gear wearing a striped pair of socks"

"Jesus called, said its sad to see Tyler starving, stop eating roaches off the carpet at Kreayshawn's apartment"
- Diabolic (lines about tyler the creator aka the biggest ******* in the industry)


continuation of the song because still funny

"Now dont make me blow your spot with an iraqi missile (boom) for acting like a bipolar bitch with daddy issues. Theres probably a reason why he ditched you, took one good look at his daughter and wasnt happy with you. Its like 'Hi son, daddy missed you, im about to **** your mother and nut all over your album cover'"

[NotSureIfCereal]

Jerkin in the bathroom then coolin with my fellas
I'm duckin these broads like rain to umbrellas
Saturday night ain't time for the chicks
It's time for the fellas to watch porno flicks
I'm pokin through, I hope no one can tell
I'll go in the bathroom, ring my own bell
Ring the alarm, but I'm not The Fu-Schnickens
It's Saturday night and I'm dodgin these chickens
Wake up on Sunday, taste dude in my mouth
Monday back home, the chick's in the house
Tuesday now and I'm back with my girl
Never let her know about my Saturday world

[IndigoKing]

'Fack, fack, faaaack, I think I'm going to cum' - Sir Mathers of Detroit

[jso200688]

"It feels nice to wear ice to clubs.. and they think that my link getting attacked by lighting bugs.. I got gorgeous stones, I'm flossing look, my chain off the hook like a cordless phone.."
"U lames cutting Cain, u still hustle for what's his name"
"Talk slick and get your face sliced like a chocolate cake"

[Stefano99]

"I got dudes biting my style like it's shark week" - Mike Stud

" I get more ass than a toilet seat" -Nate Dogg

"I kill so many tracks they recognize me at the morgue" - Tha Joker

All of these rhymed in the songs

[FlabbyAndSick]

"You think you gettin girls now cuz of yo looks?!
Negro please! You no mustache having, with whiskers looking like a rat"

"U 36 in a karate class?! You tae bo hoe"

"Got a family now, a house made of bricks
Four grown ass kids, ain't none of 'em sh!t"

[A.Machado]

Damn homie,
In high school I beat the **** outa you and your man homie,
Your girl wanna blow me,
She don't even know me,
She lonely and she think you a phoney,
I take a piss on a development deal from Sony...

or

I jerk off into books giving life to words,
Leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard...

Reps to who gets the artist and songs.

Immortal Technique
Obnoxious and Positive Balance. Guy has some good punch lines

[NoChildSupport]

This ain't for no **** *****
If you a real ***** then **** with me

[Playmaker95]

"I love you like a fat kid love cake" - 50 CENT

"I be laughin to the bank, all you do is giggle" - 2chainz

[Zoolancer]

This entire Eminem song



"Fack"

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh ****, oh yeah
Fack fack faaaack
**** I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

I never seen no **** like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick
Of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her
****s like a porn star
Looks like jenna
**** I'm gonna
Cum
I think my rubbers coming off
But oh it's so ****in wet and soft
**** I'm gonna start letting off
I'm squirting and she's not getting off
And she's on top
I'm gonna ****ing, oh god
Oh don't do that
Don't stop
Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop
Ah Wait a minute
Oh ohh fack
I'm gonna ****ing cum

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh ****, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Oh wow oh aww
I need a cigarette now
oh I'm so ****ing hot and your so ****in hot
Oh my God
I wanna facking fack
No, not ****
I said fack
F A C K F A C K
fack fack facking freak me
oh yeah girl c baby
They call me mr freaky
Lets call your sister threeway
Have some threesome
Me so horny
And your such a ****in babe
I wanna go down on u
Fack u shave
Oh god damn
here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh ****, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Ok I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas
Not so fast
Ah Your finger just went in my ass'
Ahh that hurts take it out now
Oh wait a minute put it back in
In in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs
Boobs boobs
Now See that gerbil
Grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my *******
Oh yeah right there, right there
Uhhh I'm cumming
Oh yeah
Fack I just came again
Ok pull it out now
Oh **** yeah
Wait he's not out
He's still crawling around up there
Oh fack I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so ****ing good

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh ****, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Ewww
Eww ewww

[Technic]

When i go out I'm gone Go out Shootin
Not when i die when go out to tha Club...Stupid

-Eminem

[Nutcase]

Pitbull: funny cos its so stupid "She read books" really pitbul? You decided to tell us in your song that this particular girl reads books. Right.
Eminem: As long as im on pills and i got plenty of pot, i'll be in a canoe paddling making fun of your yatch