Funniest rap line you have ever heard?

[CumAtMeBro69]

canibus ''you might got more money then me but you aint got enough skills to eat a *****s ass like me''

Cam'ron ''I keep the boosters boosting computer putin''

something like that.

[bclutch23]

"She got a big booty, so I call her big booty"

[relevators]

"keep a shottie in the shower incase you try to shoot me while I'm s**tin'" - Biggie

"Oh you apologize, that's what they all say, you wasn't sorry when you sucked him off in the hallway - MF DOOM

"Balls in her hand, but that b***h don’t ever say cough, 'Less we playin’ doctor, With no stethoscope, just heels and those knockers - Big Boi

just to name a few.

[datniche]

Bish knew dick like Bubba knew shrimp

[AcLion]

"I'm in the ocean, getting shark pussy"

[Blowmahheadoff]

"I ain't got no problem wichu fuggin' me, but, I gotta lil' prolem withchu not fuggin' me."

[gotrice33]

"The only time I will depend is when I'm 70 years old, cuz that's when I can't hold my sh*t within so I sh*t on myself cuz i'm so sick and tired of sh*tting on errbody else

[TheChinoCatcher]

My top back like JFK They wanna push my top back like JFK So, so I "JFK"- Rick Ross

[Krunk Fu]

[GOATbrah]

I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cause we're dope as **** and only get a 2 in the source
They never should've booted me out of reform school
Deformed fool,taking a **** in a warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jacking off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
**** the next lesson, I'll past the test guessing
And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed
May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and started transforming (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drag her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop

[bzman]

"an elephant never forgets, so my dick remembers eveyrthing" - gambino

"anything you can do i can do better, any girl you can screw I can get wetter" j cole

[CumAtMeBro69]

''"the chain is chunky.... the color is sunny too.... funky monkey....... monkey c, monkey do"-cam'ron

''Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam'' -cam'ron

[ssjdatass]

"I was born with a dick in my brain
Yea fuked in the head"

Efffffin so funny

[Lamborg]

Popped a molly im sweatin WOOOO

[StayRegular]

Picture this we went both butt naked Banging on the bathroom floor


It wasn't me

[WideFajita]

Known to act a donkey on the camel toe,
Then take the camel toe and turn it into casserole.

wat

[Harry815]

Susan stop crying i don't hate ya. the worlds not against you I'm sorry your
father raped ya. So what, you had your coochie in your dad's mouth. Thats no
reason to start wiggin and spaz out.
she said "Help me I think I'm having a seisure!"
I said "I'm high too (b1tch) Quit grabbin my T-shirt (let go!)
Would you calm down you're startin to scare me.
she said " I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married. I don't have any
kids and I can't cook"
I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate.

Eminem ("My Fault")

[grobblepot]

All you need is some good dick

[Stray800]

Rockefeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter
And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas?

NAS

[bunchacrunch]

You ain't got more cash than me, OP.

[HouseBrah]

"suck my skateboard" - lil wayne

[wtfmansh1te]

"I gotta say it, I'm the president I run things/ now all these hoes tryna save a ***** cum stains/real talk I get head on a airplane, bitch be climbin all over that little chair thang"


“I got them penis poems for your vagina monologues, love a feminist bitch, oh it get my dick hard”

"You still fukin with them freak hoes, stank pussy smellin like cool ranch doritos"

"Yo bitch pussy smell like a penguin, wouldn't hit that chit with my worst enemies penis"

[psai]

I got techniques drippin out my buttcheeks
Sleep on my stomach so I don't fukk up my sheets

- Biggie

[Mupt]

[Zim5491]

"Buying out the whole bottom floor
Buying out the whole bottom drawer
Buying out the whole bottom row
There's ice in my mouth right now."

-Mac Miller

[Sheiky]

Rockefeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter
And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas?

NAS

you dinksucking ******* won't you let the late great veteran live?

[cdizzzle]

[monty097]

"i got some last words, **** all y'all
stop writing raps and go play volleyball"

[brunch]

The most lyrical chit ive ever heard

"I done came to the club about 50th 11 times
Now can I play with yo Panty line
The club owner said I need to calm down"

-Lil john the genius

[kleenguard]

slob on my knob
like corn on the cob