Women graze and snack all day at desk jobs!

[AngryManlet]

lol at the jimmies rustled why do you care what they do with their body. What is up with people gettin on their high horse all the time. What about the people that eat junk food all the time yet remain skinny? They dont get persecuted at cause they got the skinny genetics?

[ChknFrydMFer]

5* thread

[ironicinori]

Idk why I can't lose weight, I do 30 min. on a treadmill and all I had to eat was 2 Oreos, a bagel with cream cheese, a large mocha latte, 9 Almond Joys, a salad, and some bread!

[ChknFrydMFer]

I'm in an office with one older woman...not really overweight, but does have high cholesterol...always saying blah blah blah cant eat this because of my cholesterol...what was her lunch yesterday?...Porkchop with cream cheese and cheddar cheese all wrapped in bacon...uwot???

[_zman]

Every single guy/girl that have a desk job are overweight at my job, except one, but she's new.

[adamw5963]

Actually learned these feels when I started. I was snacking too much and it was mainly bc of boredom. I realized sitting on my ass all day that I didn't burn near as many calories as I used to lol.

[PervedOut]

I'm in an office with one older woman...not really overweight, but does have high cholesterol...always saying blah blah blah cant eat this because of my cholesterol...what was her lunch yesterday?...Porkchop with cream cheese and cheddar cheese all wrapped in bacon...uwot???

The cholesterol comment sounds like a typical ploy to gain attention and sympathy.

[decz]

Idk why I can't lose weight, I do 30 min. on a treadmill and all I had to eat was 2 Oreos, a bagel with cream cheese, a large mocha latte, 9 Almond Joys, a salad, and some bread!

You're pretty close, except the heffers never admit to eating the oreos and almond joys. They have a drawer full of candy (Hershey kisses usually) that they snack on all day long but that candy doesn't count.

[DrinkingBull]

The guys where I used to work were just as bad as the girls when it came to that chit.

[decz]

Every single guy/girl that have a desk job are overweight at my job, except one, but she's new.

At a previous job we had software support people (99% female staff) that would answer software helpdesk calls all day, they mainly just sat on their asses day-after-day. I was a consultant so I was mostly out of the office and rarely went over to software. Every couple of months I would walk over to software support and like clock-work the new girls got fatter and fatter the longer they were at the job. There was one chick that was smoking hot when she started and two years later she was a whale with horrible acne.

There was also a guy that was the internal sys-admin for the company. He was way over weight and had a gastric bypass, about a year later he was over weight again. His diet was horrible and he spent all day snacking. Any time I was at the office and walked into the break room he would be in there getting candy from the vending machine.

[gixxer0.6g]

My favorite time of the year is diet season. The crazy diet and workout routines they come up with that never work always bring the lulz. "I'm going on a cleanse and then I'll cut out gluten for the second phase and then I'll be in my maintenance phase while I do Insanity and hours of cardio. Meanwhile your ass is still a whale. I've given up trying to help. They're just as stubborn as they are fat.

[DrinkingBull]

Does anybody in here have tips on how to stay fit working a desk job?

[ChknFrydMFer]

I would love to read the mind of some off these cattle...they have to realize theyre gaining weight

[ChknFrydMFer]

Does anybody in here have tips on how to stay fit working a desk job?

Calorie deficit...incorporate more stretching in your daily routine as well...got stiff af since I started behind a desk

[JoeyBattafuoco]

work in an office with 15 women and 2 guys!

All women eat "frozen dinners" allllll dayyy long, our trash is filled with these:

hory chit, our garbage bin has STACKS of these and that pieces of plastic lid crap

[seanb1979]

was in office jobs over a decade (I guess I still am, I just work alone) and saw this countless times... maybe 1 in 10 women wouldn't balloon, they ALWAYS had heaters under each desk, probably due to poor circulation from impending diabetes, had bowls of candy, chips and other crap always within reach

[doiliftbro]

dude this holy fuk... there was literally 1 betch in this office that was fine af, the rest (around 10) were "vegetarian" which meant they ate nothing but donuts, pizza, french fries, cookies, cupcakes and washed it all down with tons of soda... not one vegetable was ever seen...

[seanb1979]

Does anybody in here have tips on how to stay fit working a desk job?

dont eat crap
keep working out?

[AngusPeppered]

So true. This one stock piles Little Debbies and candy bars that she proceeds to whip out every day around 2-3 pm when she caves on dieting for the day.

[MrAWatts]

The ones here always snack on banana chips, that yogurt with the commercial of the belly dancer body on some heifer and those low fat cracker ****. All while singing live.love.laugh while wearing woolen hats, 3 pairs of sweaters cause they are cold, toms and attached to their sparkly cased inferior iPhone. When you try to explain to them that the iPhone sucks they always say that "ummm newwwww like the iPhone is an apple preduct saaaeeeeuww its good qualaty". And with their iPhone they text like 20 people while half being guys but are such prudes so they don't even put out and just keep saying "teheehehehe mayyyyybeeeeee" as a response. They also post 200000 instagram photos a day with #YOLO #BFF #Bestie #Thisisthelife tags but really they are all forever alone with no boyfriends but act like they are too good for all boys on the world.

This is why you have been here since 2008 and have 2875 reps, you have a seriously poverty opinion. iPhone master race boyo *******

[spranks]

Have a few guys in my office that just snack all day and drink soda. They see how much i eat for lunch somedays and tell me im going to be fat someday. Even if i quit lifting hard i still wont get fat as im aware of what is going into my body. I do love food which is another plus for me lifting heavy haha.

[Al.Capone]

I'm the office feeder.

I bring in donuts, cupcakes, choco bites, cookies, sweets, and haribo all the time.

I don't touch any of it.

[ChknFrydMFer]

^huehuehue

[trtmerlin]

Women and any concept of nutrition. Not even once. OP is right, they don't realize that the calories add up...snacks, coffees, breakfast, lunch..etc

LOL'd hard at this, calories adding up requires one to do math throughout the day, we all know women and math go together like North Korea and free speech.

Just LOL @ women doing math to calorie count

[Armord]

ho lee..

i remember when this thread was new

[Brdprey]

You must be new here

fkn lol...........repped.

[jdmbear37]

Fat lady in my office would pickup a large pizza.. proceed to run into her office, close the door and just devour it. Closed door so I assume she wouldn't have any witnesses. 10 minutes later, she'd open the door and just be all chipper like it never happened. Every other day it was Popeyes, Burger King, any fast food. Always drinking diet coke. Lmao, just groce.

[TheWolfieFox]

LOL yes hahaha i worked in a call center and there was a guy who did this. he was legit like 500lbs. sat in the way back corner lookin like a world of war crafter.

World of Warcrafter haha...Dontcha just love stereotypes! Most WoW players aren't like that sorry

[devin45k]

ho lee..

i remember when this thread was new

I should have taken pics of her. She was on a mad bulk.

[_zman]

At a previous job we had software support people (99% female staff) that would answer software helpdesk calls all day, they mainly just sat on their asses day-after-day. I was a consultant so I was mostly out of the office and rarely went over to software. Every couple of months I would walk over to software support and like clock-work the new girls got fatter and fatter the longer they were at the job. There was one chick that was smoking hot when she started and two years later she was a whale with horrible acne.

There was also a guy that was the internal sys-admin for the company. He was way over weight and had a gastric bypass, about a year later he was over weight again. His diet was horrible and he spent all day snacking. Any time I was at the office and walked into the break room he would be in there getting candy from the vending machine.

I've seen two decent looking women blow up here as well. It's really sad to see because you remember what they use to look like.

Some people here get a large pizza 3 days a week.