Miami is a gigantic sheethole(100 percent dead serious)

[LaVacaMoo]

Btw you guys are describing every major city

[sourcecode123]

Btw you guys are describing every major city

this

[sups31]

lulz was hoping someone would post this.

fukking love stephen fry, spot on analysis.

[J1992]

I lived in Miami for 15 years and moved, it's pretty overrated... however it's much better than the U.K. i get asked "why did you move here" every day. I'm studying here and boy do you take the weather for granted in Miami. barely sunny in London, always rains and it's depressing as fk at times because of it. Some brahs aware me on Cali or Georgia, gonna move back to U.S. when I finish my degree here but not sure about going back to the MIA.

Basically you have to be rich to enjoy Miami, I bet it's the same with Cali fuaark..... How bout Texas?

[seembrah]

ayyyy! mariposa pobrecita, estas enojado?

[datbrobrahbruh]

I was born and raised in Michigan. Visited Florida a few times and there is no way I could live there, the humidity would kill me. Moved to California about 5 years ago. Have lived in Santa Monica by the beach, in Marina del Rey by the beach, and Pasadena. Liked them all, especially Santa Monica. Mainly just whites and Asians, very safe. But you go anywhere towards LA and its latino city. Pasadena has started to get over run with them. I'm not talking the good latino's-there are lots of them. I'm talking the ghetto kind. Cannot stand them.

I have since moved north of LA about a half an hour to Valencia, which is part of Santa Clarita. Honestly it's like living in Denver or a super safe midwestern city but with year around great weather. You would have no idea LA is so close. It's a totally different world. Surrounded by mountains, beach only a half hour away, it's 90% white with some Asians mixed in. The weather is great, just like all of So Cal. 70-90 degrees and sunny every day, NO humidity, and cool nights. Heaven. It might rain 10 days a year. I honestly don't know how you guys in Florida do it with the humidity. I would rather live back in MI and the cold winters then to face that all the time.

You then add in all the Cubans and Hispanics living in Miami? I think I might shoot myself if I lived there.

I grew up in Michigan as well but I've been living in Florida for almost 2 years. I moved down during the summer when the humidity was at its worst and it's crazy intense but you do get used to it. Only thing is that coming from Michigan with it's relatively nice midwestern culture to Florida with it being a hive of scum and villainy it's a huge culture shock. Took me months to get used to the abrasiveness of everything.

But yeah Miami is still trash but it's aesthetic trash and I don't mind being there every once in a while.

[GhostRider111]

I grew up in Michigan as well but I've been living in Florida for almost 2 years. I moved down during the summer when the humidity was at its worst and it's crazy intense but you do get used to it. Only thing is that coming from Michigan with it's relatively nice midwestern culture to Florida with it being a hive of scum and villainy it's a huge culture shock. Took me months to get used to the abrasiveness of everything.

But yeah Miami is still trash but it's aesthetic trash and I don't mind being there every once in a while.

Where in MI are you from? I grew up near Saginaw, but lived all of my adult live there in Fenton and Macomb. Really liked both Fenton and Macomb, especially Fenton. Great place to grow up. Family has a place on Higgins Lake. Love it.

The BIG difference I can see between CA and almost anywhere else is the weather. I mean, it's basically perfect, at least for me. Anywhere you go in So Cal, except within a mile of the beaches where you can get the marine layer for half the day (fog) and its much cooler, but anywhere you go 350 days a year the temp is 65-90 (may get a few 100 degree days in the summer). There is no humidity. I really cannot stress that enough. For someone like me who melts in it, its a Godsend. Sunny 350 days a year. And the nights are 40-60 degrees and cool. Never humid. Just perfect weather really.

IF you are a white guy who loves Asian girls, come here. Tons and tons of them. You would be in heaven. The whites are kinda getting pushed north of LA by the latinos, (though still many whites and wealth in the OC and in all the beach cities) which like I said is where I live now in Valencia.

[solidus2k3]

Where in MI are you from? I grew up near Saginaw, but lived all of my adult live there in Fenton and Macomb. Really liked both Fenton and Macomb, especially Fenton. Great place to grow up. Family has a place on Higgins Lake. Love it.

The BIG difference I can see between CA and almost anywhere else is the weather. I mean, it's basically perfect, at least for me. Anywhere you go in So Cal, except within a mile of the beaches where you can get the marine layer for half the day (fog) and its much cooler, but anywhere you go 350 days a year the temp is 65-90 (may get a few 100 degree days in the summer). There is no humidity. I really cannot stress that enough. For someone like me who melts in it, its a Godsend. Sunny 350 days a year. And the nights are 40-60 degrees and cool. Never humid. Just perfect weather really.

IF you are a white guy who loves Asian girls, come here. Tons and tons of them. You would be in heaven. The whites are kinda getting pushed north of LA by the latinos, (though still many whites and wealth in the OC) which like I said is where I live now in Valencia.

intredasting

[dannyg2127]

Driving in Washington DC is horrendous

[Overboostin]

So he hates Miami because the weather is hot, there are attractive people, and too many restaurants/bars? Miami seems like any other major city but with better weather than most and more attractive people.

[iabs]

I can confirm.

brb worst drivers in entire country.

brb high crime

brb kendall

brb Hileah

brb so so so so much traffic

brb everyone speaks spanish and if you're not Cuban you're looked down upon.

brb only fun if you're wealthy.

brb SOBE overcrowded and full of tourists / foreigners

brb cockroaches everywhere

brb hot as hell in summer

brb no seasons

brb people are rude and have no manners

Only positives: Sunshine, great food, The Grove, a few beaches

Lazy haitians

Horrible service everywhere you go

Water tastes like shiit

Jellyfish

too many latinos(no racist)

I've been living in Miami for almost 11 years and these posts are pretty spot on. This is a city for young (21+ yr olds) single people with great paying jobs, or for immigrants who can't speak a word in English and are stuck here. I am Cuban btw, but sometimes hate my own people....guess it's because I grew up in Mexico and people there do have manners.

[WAviking24]

How does a white person that doesn't speak Spanish even go to high school in Miami? Don't they speak Spanish in la escuela?

I grew up there and had a Spanish class every year of school starting with kindergarten.

And I agree Miami is a hole.

[GhostRider111]

I grew up there and had a Spanish class every year of school starting with kindergarten.

That would drive me fawkin nuts and Im shocked the white people there have not resisted more against something like that. Ridiculous.
I see the same a lot out here in parts of CA. Very sad to me. I have nothing against speaking spanish, but not where it is becoming the primary language of our country. Do you know of any well off, wealthy, civilized, technologically advanced Latino countries? Because I don't.

[nervouswreck]

yeah i dont really like florida too many immigrants

[Krunk Fu]

in my head, my thought of miami is a bunch of black ppl and spanish ppl and white ppl the minority

lots of crime, beaches, good lookin (sluts)

idk..

Whites are 33% of the population and blacks 22%

Keep in mind Cubans are of multiple racial descent. Some are white, or black, or mixed, etc

[userofpeace1111]

I was in the Miami airport a couple years ago and every single person sitting around me was speaking Spanish. I felt like I was in a different country.
I don't care if people speak another language amongst themselves, but I wouldn't want to live somewhere in the U.S. where you are expected to know Spanish in everyday life.

[GuljinManbirg]

[ukero]

fuark from general consensus ITT miami sucks. all dem lies

bangbus
ultra music
miami related song (will smith, SHM)

[Cesarbruh]

I was born and raised in Michigan. Visited Florida a few times and there is no way I could live there, the humidity would kill me. Moved to California about 5 years ago. Have lived in Santa Monica by the beach, in Marina del Rey by the beach, and Pasadena. Liked them all, especially Santa Monica. Mainly just whites and Asians, very safe. But you go anywhere towards LA and its latino city. Pasadena has started to get over run with them. I'm not talking the good latino's-there are lots of them. I'm talking the ghetto kind. Cannot stand them.

I have since moved north of LA about a half an hour to Valencia, which is part of Santa Clarita. Honestly it's like living in Denver or a super safe midwestern city but with year around great weather. You would have no idea LA is so close. It's a totally different world. Surrounded by mountains, beach only a half hour away, it's 90% white with some Asians mixed in. The weather is great, just like all of So Cal. 70-90 degrees and sunny every day, NO humidity, and cool nights. Heaven. It might rain 10 days a year. I honestly don't know how you guys in Florida do it with the humidity. I would rather live back in MI and the cold winters then to face that all the time.

You then add in all the Cubans and Hispanics living in Miami? I think I might shoot myself if I lived there.

Great, now I want to move to Cali even more. soon.jpg

[sourcecode123]

fuark from general consensus ITT miami sucks. all dem lies

bangbus
ultra music
miami related song (will smith, SHM)

I know a lot of people here that want to leave miami but really I think its a case of "the grass is always greener on the other side"

[QuasiMoFoo]

Miami is a chithole. Broward County crew checking in.

[VTheKing]

I was in the Miami airport a couple years ago and every single person sitting around me was speaking Spanish. I felt like I was in a different country.
I don't care if people speak another language amongst themselves, but I wouldn't want to live somewhere in the U.S. where you are expected to know Spanish in everyday life.

At least Spanish is easy to learn. I lived much of my life in a Korean neighborhood and now I'm at a Chinese/Indian one. Kinda hard to be friends with neighbors.

[WaittWhatt]

Went to MIA last July.

BRB stayed at Mandarin Oriental on Brickell Key
BRB Seen Ray Allen the day he signed to the Heat (it was at the Mandarin SRS) wearing nothing but underwear and had an apple in my underwear to make it look like I had the B B C (hammered as fuk)
BRB he was Mirin
BRB Prime Italian (KOBE BEEF HNGH)
BRB Wet Willies slushies
BRB Bottle Service at Dream
BRB Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike at Mansion
BRB Thomas Gold Marathon set on the "Terrace" @ Space
BRB BRB BRB BRB

You doin' it wrong nikka

[Badass23]

[Newwt]

aside from the hot women and the beach, the place is a gigantic sheet-hole.

brb any basic office position asks you to speak spanish
brb engineering jobs are scarce unless you know someone
brb half of the drivers cant drive for sheet
brb overrated as fuark

so much real life, almost impossible to get a descent job in any major FL city unless you speak some spanish...

[Time2bringitout]

Went to MIA last July.

BRB stayed at Mandarin Oriental on Brickell Key
BRB Seen Ray Allen the day he signed to the Heat (it was at the Mandarin SRS) wearing nothing but underwear and had an apple in my underwear to make it look like I had the B B C (hammered as fuk)
BRB he was Mirin
BRB Prime Italian (KOBE BEEF HNGH)
BRB Wet Willies slushies
BRB Bottle Service at Dream
BRB Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike at Mansion
BRB Thomas Gold Marathon set on the "Terrace" @ Space
BRB BRB BRB BRB

You doin' it wrong nikka

no one said Miami is a bad easy if you have a lot of money.

If you have a lot of money this place is heaven.

brb go to south beach and smash all types of sloots.

but it is overrated as fuark.

[Time2bringitout]

lol glad I am not the only that know these feels.

[KryptonKnight]

Living in Fl most of my life, I must agree with this, yes specially north and south.. If you visit Naples, Tampa (clearwater).. beautiful places..

Tampa brah checking in.

[microsuede]

Went to MIA last July.

BRB stayed at Mandarin Oriental on Brickell Key
BRB Seen Ray Allen the day he signed to the Heat (it was at the Mandarin SRS) wearing nothing but underwear and had an apple in my underwear to make it look like I had the B B C (hammered as fuk)
BRB he was Mirin
BRB Prime Italian (KOBE BEEF HNGH)
BRB Wet Willies slushies
BRB Bottle Service at Dream
BRB Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike at Mansion
BRB Thomas Gold Marathon set on the "Terrace" @ Space
BRB BRB BRB BRB

You doin' it wrong nikka

what a douche

[namechange]

I'm a South Florida brah(true Floridian) and wondering what all of you people do/did in Miami while you lived there...yes Miami is a little more expensive than some of the bum phuck nowhere places in Florida but it isn't even close to Cali expensive or NYC expensive..most of the chit being described ITT prevalent in every single major city I have ever been to.

Why so much Miami hate?