April Fools Raw Thread Final Raw Before WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!!

[_NEMESIS_]

closest attitude era skit that we have received ever since Punk's "pipebomb"...

And I'm sure Bearer wouldn't care what they did as long as he is mentioned.

[jayt8]

best ending to a raw since punks pipebomb and the nexus terrorizing the ring

[AmuroRay]

horrible raw

[nawoc6]

the last 15 minutes>>>>>>>>>anything else done tonight....

Rock and Cena weren't in the ring together after Rock planted Cena with a Rock Bottom. Back in the day Cena would have been waiting to give Rock the FU...


Lesnar and HHH were at least in the arena together...Heyman delivered a great promo during it..


Swagger and Del Rio is probably the best rivalry.


Everything else happening at Wrestlemania is mehh...Hoping the Shield wins...


Heyman's Paul Bearer impression was spot on.

[Masstastic]

closest attitude era skit that we have received ever since Punk's "pipebomb"...

And I'm sure Bearer wouldn't care what they did as long as he is mentioned.

Literally I was expecting Punk to piss on Taker and his ashes. Punk is going into a level of heel that hasn't been seen for a long time. All of that "tweener" stuff is becoming impossible.

No way Paul Bearer would agree to something this damn stupid for his memory.

It's been 10 minutes and I am still disturbed by Punk rubbing his face with a dead mans ashes.

[PimpChitterling]

We want the Attitude era!

WWE does something controversial.

THAT'S TOO FAR MAN!!!!!!!

Epic ending to Raw tonight. Just sucks knowing it's all setting up Taker beating Punk into a vacation.

[Knosis]

Epic ending to Raw. Glad to see them getting controversial again.

[anonymous]

Dat outfit

[batman15]

Batman, your girlfriend watches wrestling with you?

wood plow haaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd.

She has no choice. (Well she DOES, she could go into the other two rooms with TV's...I'm glad she hasn't thought about that)

But she loves The Rock. So it's all good. She watched me beat the Attitude Era thing on WWE 13 and she watched all the real life video cutscenes and she kept saying "omg I can't believe wrestling used to be so vulgar and violent!"

I told her that's what I grew up on and that's what I wasn't allowed to watch, but snuck to my BFF's house to watch it every Monday anyways.

[War Machine]

The official Twitter account for WWE head Vince McMahon came alive this evening for the first time, writing, "Hello @WWEUniverse! The Chairman is now on @Twitter. Get ready for #BigReveal on Friday night. In the meantime…#RAW"


rumor


buying TNA

[batman15]

I hope they don't buy TNA, I like there being a "developmental" show lol.

It's like the MLS...has beens and exciting youth prospects play there.

[anonymous]

The official Twitter account for WWE head Vince McMahon came alive this evening for the first time, writing, "Hello @WWEUniverse! The Chairman is now on @Twitter. Get ready for #BigReveal on Friday night. In the meantime…#RAW"


rumor


buying TNA

srs? i think id be into it. would be good to see guys like kurt and bully back in a wwe ring. lord knows wwe could use some legit starpower

[anonymous]

srs? i think id be into it. would be good to see guys like kurt and bully back in a wwe ring. lord knows wwe could use some legit starpower

They wouldn't announce something like that on a taped Smackdown. I don't think so, at least. But I'm not sure what it could be.

[Jay89LDN]

[CCAurora]

Anyone who didn't like the ending to RAW tonight, let me know so I can neg you. That was exactly the type of edgy schtick that got me into wrestling in the first place.

[CCAurora]

I remember when the end of raw used to keep you on the edge of your seat

Missing that feeling probably has less to do with the ending tonight not being awesome and more with you being jaded and bitter in your 30's.

[df7215]

this is important

[nyr469]

Lmao @ all the 'wrestling sucks now I wish it was like the attitude era'

Get type of segment you THINK you remember the attitude era was like and it's 'they went to far. They better have asked Paul bearer's family if this was ok blah blah' lmao you people are more pg than raw

[_NEMESIS_]

Lmao @ all the 'wrestling sucks now I wish it was like the attitude era'

Get type of segment you THINK you remember the attitude era was like and it's 'they went to far. They better have asked Paul bearer's family if this was ok blah blah' lmao you people are more pg than raw

this...we have a bunch of PG crybaby b^tches on here..

[Mr.Marvel]

Ending was good. My only complaint is to many promos but build to mania.

Like I said before punk is on a whole different level. And only he could pull off what he did. Like WWE allowing him to grow.

And admit it, I'm not the only one who thought perhaps the shield was under the other cloaks.

I honestly don't know whose gonna win on Sunday. My money's on taker but punk I think has the best chance than anyone has had.

[Phil9]

Dat outfit

Langston at the end has a "wood plow" face.

[anonymous]

I didn't think they went far enough in the final segment. I want blood. At least spit on him and choke him out.

[anonymous]

I didn't think they went far enough in the final segment. I want blood. At least spit on him and choke him out.

i hear that. i was waiting for an anaconda vice

[monty097]

You mad he's more entertaining in two months than Cena has been in the past 8 years?

*comes out for match*

"you didn't pronounce my name right"

*leaves*


you're sure easily entertained

[Masstastic]

Lmao @ all the 'wrestling sucks now I wish it was like the attitude era'

Get type of segment you THINK you remember the attitude era was like and it's 'they went to far. They better have asked Paul bearer's family if this was ok blah blah' lmao you people are more pg than raw

Punk ****ing scrubbed his body down with a dead mans ashes like it was Irish Spring lol

[adam131313]

was it worth watching?If it is were can I watch a repeat of it online? completley forgot about it last night.

[SiberianExpress]

was it worth watching?If it is were can I watch a repeat of it online? completley forgot about it last night.

The Punk/Taker bit is worth a watch (last 10 mins or so). Other than that you can safely miss the episode and save your time.

[J_L_R]

Missing that feeling probably has less to do with the ending tonight not being awesome and more with you being jaded and bitter in your 30's.

Bitter and jaded in my 30's huh? How am I bitter and jaded? I've been a wrestling fan since I was a toddler. It's WM, they need to step it up, we ALL know that. We ALL expected more in the RAW before WM. But since you wanna attempt to get personal lets point out something that is truly sad and pathetic, that fact that you joined in 2009 and have 19,443 post! What's the matter, don't have friends? Can't get a girlfriend? You are true "forever aloner" at that rate. At 26 you should be out seeing the world, having fun, not spending your whole fuking pathetic life online. Let just call it what it is, pathetic. You're probably a shy, introverted virgin who trembles in the presence of a female, thus taking your frustration out online where you become a keyboard warrior, thumping your chest to your own useless rhetoric.

This is a female:


This is the world:


Your goal should be to try and see both of those at some point in your pathetic life

and to stop living your life online

[SiberianExpress]

Bitter and jaded in my 30's huh? How am I bitter and jaded? I've been a wrestling fan since I was a toddler. It's WM, they need to step it up, we ALL know that. We ALL expected more in the RAW before WM. But since you wanna attempt to get personal lets point out something that is truly sad and pathetic, that fact that you joined in 2009 and have 19,443 post! What's the matter, don't have friends? Can't get a girlfriend? You are true "forever aloner" at that rate. At 26 you should be out seeing the world, having fun, not spending your whole fuking pathetic life online. Let just call it what it is, pathetic. You're probably a shy, introverted virgin who trembles in the presence of a female, thus taking your frustration out online where you become a keyboard warrior, thumping your chest to your own useless rhetoric.

Thus a copypasta is born.

[df7215]

someone's mad