Who got that witty one liner?
EDIT:
Thinking about this one
Me: "You're the most beautiful girl I have ever met in my entire life"
Bish: "wow, thanks!"
Me: "April fools"
Bish: *Naked picture* fuark me now!
Me: On my way
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03-31-2013, 06:12 PM #1Registered User
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Text this to a girl for instant sexors APRIL FOOLS edition ideas? (Measlies GTFIH!)
Last edited by BigSherman; 03-31-2013 at 06:47 PM.
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03-31-2013, 06:13 PM #2Registered User
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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=152941561
For you lazy *******s:
will you be my ate?
you'll get the D later
On a scale of 1 to America ....how free are you tonight?
how do you spell "me"
me?
you forgot the "d"
there's no d in me
not yet there isn't
you: can u do me a favor and call me king arthur?
her: why?
you: because im about to berry this d*ck so far in your ass that only i'll be able to take it out
"If I asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"Last edited by ggurface; 03-31-2013 at 06:50 PM.
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03-31-2013, 06:15 PM #3Registered User
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Not a single april fools line was seen that day...Originally Posted by ggurface
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03-31-2013, 06:15 PM #4Banned
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Im fooling for you
This is too hard there are no good ones
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03-31-2013, 06:16 PM #5Registered User
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Someone has to have something witty to text the bishes tomorrow
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03-31-2013, 06:17 PM #6Banned
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Want sum fuk? Lol april fools. I'd honestly rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth
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03-31-2013, 06:21 PM #7User Registered
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I've had a crush on you for years...
April Fools! I just wanna smash.
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03-31-2013, 06:21 PM #8Registered User
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bump for more lines
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03-31-2013, 06:22 PM #9Registered User
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...getting closerOriginally Posted by GodShammgod
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03-31-2013, 06:24 PM #10Registered User
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Pic msg shirtless photo
April fools you can't have dis haha (girl now is chasing)
brb getting laid in under a hr"Always satisfied but still strive for more"
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03-31-2013, 06:26 PM #11Registered User
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You: My roommate played an April fools prank on me and replaced my multi with Viagra, can you help?
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03-31-2013, 06:29 PM #12Registered User
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reppedOriginally Posted by wisdommaster1
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03-31-2013, 06:34 PM #13Registered User
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moar
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03-31-2013, 06:37 PM #14Gene's got my back (srs)
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I won't rape you.
April Fools!"Psai is the love child of Rick Ross, Ghandi and Oz" - Phoenix9369
"you are going to be an excellent father, loving husband, and an unselfish lover one day" - TellitAgain
"You'll always be my favorite CEO. Always." - Tweedurr
"I have big respect for any young man as hard working as Psai" - Motiviert
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03-31-2013, 06:37 PM #15bring da ambalamps
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I had sex with your mother.
April fools. I actually had sex with your father.Misc Strength Crew
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03-31-2013, 06:38 PM #16
''Hey xxx, your friends told me everything. About your massive crush on me, and the stalking. Why didn't you tell me sooner''
Starting from there
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03-31-2013, 06:38 PM #17(っ◕‿◕)っ
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Women are not sexual objects. They should be treated with respect and dignity.
April fools!!!
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03-31-2013, 06:46 PM #18Registered User
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Thinking about this one
Me: "You're the most beautiful girl I have ever met in my entire life"
Bish: "wow, thanks!"
Me: "April fools"
Bish: *Naked picture* fuark me now!
Me: On my way
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03-31-2013, 06:51 PM #19all beef baby
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on the phone with her now. she thought it was funny.
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03-31-2013, 06:56 PM #20Registered User
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is she ur gf?Originally Posted by FrostOne23
on the phone with her now. she thought it was funny.
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03-31-2013, 06:58 PM #21all beef baby
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nopeOriginally Posted by ggurface
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03-31-2013, 07:01 PM #22in on thisOriginally Posted by wisdommaster1
*** A.C. Milan ***
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03-31-2013, 07:04 PM #23Registered User
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u smash her yet?Originally Posted by FrostOne23
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03-31-2013, 07:06 PM #24One Of Our Top Posters!
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Strong leave me alone vibe coming from this oneOriginally Posted by FrostOne23
on the phone with her now. she thought it was funny.
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03-31-2013, 07:07 PM #25Registered User
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Lol!!!Originally Posted by FrostOne23
on the phone with her now. she thought it was funny.
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03-31-2013, 07:08 PM #26Banned
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in before girls think ur a ******* for only asking them out on a day where you can play a rejection off as a joke
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03-31-2013, 07:11 PM #27Banned
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Lol!!!!
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03-31-2013, 07:11 PM #28Registered User
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SentOriginally Posted by wisdommaster1
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03-31-2013, 07:12 PM #29Shiitin on 5.0's
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And we're back on the air.Originally Posted by wisdommaster1
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03-31-2013, 07:16 PM #30Originally Posted by wisdommaster1
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