hate snakes but fuaaaark these ones are hnnnnnnngg

[LMW]

Ball Pythons couldn't hurt a cat phucking idiot

i will ****ing wreck u m8 i swear

[DICE20]

***Kill every snake i see on sight crew***

**Except King Snakes**

[DatPass]

Implying you can hang with my snake crew, GTFO with those unaesthetic pieces of chit....













da fuk op?

[tcra]

oldest vid on the internet.

poisonous snakes are cooler. but too bad they're poisonous

I thought the oldest one was the vid where the brunette almost chokes on that white horse's man juice?

[comore07]

i've never touched a snake. what do they feel like? lol im fascinated by them but scared ****less. would not touch one ever

[krioro]

Some aesthetic snakes up in this thread.

[Hardcore_D00d]

i've never touched a snake. what do they feel like? lol im fascinated by them but scared ****less. would not touch one ever

scaly brah. not slimy at all

[comore07]

scaly brah. not slimy at all

can you describe the sensation?

[oCR7]

Snakes, Not even once

[BUFUbrah]

[seanb1979]

can you describe the sensation?

get your dick hard and cover it in scales, then bend it around

[724hp]

i've never touched a snake. what do they feel like? lol im fascinated by them but scared ****less. would not touch one ever

each scale kinda feels like a fingnail, but with a little more give in it. there are snakes with crazy keeled scales or tiny bumpy scales that feel different, but most of smooth and dry.

there are scaleless snakes that feel like rubber...

[ArabAesthetic]

stay safe OP

[krioro]

stay safe OP

[youtube]n7xa3Zu5xNA[youtube]

HAHA fukkin cheeky snake.

[spamy]

Read thread title, expected majestic King Cobra.

[gene0514]

Bro if you think those snakes look insane, check out NERD
Now they have some crazy morphs

http://www.newenglandreptile.com/newsite/

[GonzalezTMSW]

Those piebalds are sweeeeet but too expensive for me.
Poverty pastel ball python brah checking in

[SteveGolds]

I have...
1.1 Argentine Boas
1.1 Dumerils Boas
1.1 Inyo County California King Snakes
1.1 Grease Kings
1.1 Black Milk Snakes
1.1 Nelson's Milk Snakes (albino het T+ and normal het albino and T+)
1.1 Miami Phase Corn Snakes
1.1 Blood Red Corn Snakes
1.1 Abbott Okeetee Corn Snakes
1.1 Ball Pythons (both het albino and pibald)

mirin collection brah. I want a female albino ball python next.

[RedBOLT99]

wtf LOL

[Drixz]

scared of snakes crew

[crss1]

[trekkingbrah]

Read thread title, expected majestic King Cobra.

This pic can't be real, can it? That's a poisonous snake mayne.

[Twon91]

whoa. could somebody actually own a snake like this? lol.

And just in general for snake owners.

Do they actually accept you as their owner or do they just do whatever they want and pay you no mind?

[C0sta]

Just as scary as any other.

[Trouserworm]

very few of the high end snakes are hybrids.

I bet it's a nightmare trying to get two different snakes to have sex

[724hp]

whoa. could somebody actually own a snake like this? lol.

And just in general for snake owners.

Do they actually accept you as their owner or do they just do whatever they want and pay you no mind?

you can own almost any snake you want if you've go the funds (top snake is ps'd tho). some snakes are fairly smart and will learn who you are and will learn routines and make it very obvious that they are smart... retics, boelens, coachwhips, indigos... all very smart (in snake terms). other snakes like ball pythons are dumb as hell and basically pet rocks.

[Humiliation4U]

whattt that blue one is so sick. any names?

[jasonjb]

as long as their not poisonous I dont mind snakes and I think owning one would be pretty cool, one of my high school teachers had a huge constrictor in our class

[724hp]

I bet it's a nightmare trying to get two different snakes to have sex

really depends on the species at play... corn snake to king snake breeding is easy, burm to ball python is hard.

[724hp]

whattt that blue one is so sick. any names?

can't see a blue one... probably the X i'm getting here at work. i'm assuming is a green tree python. they start out yellow or brownish red as babies, most turn green, a rare few stay pure yellow, and a very very very rare few turn blue. however some females will get more blue coloration to their green with hormonal changes.