ship to store
have a friend film you picking up said pocket pussy
post on misc
profit
Anytime brah. If I still worked for Fleshlight, I would hook you up with a magnum sleeve. I already gave away all my free product to foreveralone miscers.
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03-24-2013, 04:08 PM #65
I've traveled the world in search of the perfect vagina, only to be disappointed after every sexual encounter. I was on the verge of suicide after accepting the fact that I'd never discover and experience the warm embrace of the perfect cooter, until one day I stumbled into my local walgreens and saw this. My eyes sparkled as did my penis when I saw the virgin palm pal masturbator, and for only 7.99!!!!! How could I say no. I ran to the register and emptied my wallet, in a state of what I can only describe as "erectile bliss" I told the cashier to keep the change. When i arrived home I dropped my j crew trousers and got to work. I set the mood with some keith sweat and begin stroking ever so gently. The tightness! Oh the tightness, it was surreal. My man meat pulsating after ever thrust, truly a magical experience. Thank you walgreens for fulfilling my life's desire of finding the perfect vagina, thank you for the greatest orgasm of my life, and thank you for being a truly great American company.
God bless America*METS*KNICKS*VIKINGS*
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03-24-2013, 04:11 PM #68
would buy but...
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03-24-2013, 04:17 PM #70
Thanks Mom!!
March 24, 2013
Pros: my mom cleans it in the sink, i finally busted a hymen, great to share with friends, fits in my locker, smells like barbie, hairless
Cons: doesn't bleed, no returns
My mom recently bought me this intercourse tube and other than the fact that it didn't bleed after I gave this thing what my mom calls the "jackhammer" it was just like the real thing. I advise you to insert a little ketchup before going to town with this thing that way your fantasies of busting that school girl's hymen can be fulfilled.BOSTON MISC CREW
Please...stay safe thread:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=139014513
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03-24-2013, 05:31 PM #77
get your poverty pocket pussy outta here OP
http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/ten...064989-product
let me show you how a real CEO10k/day jack off
brb 15$ per usage~ Misc Penny Stock Crew ~
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03-24-2013, 06:18 PM #88
upgrade to the sasha grey version for only $2 more!
http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/doc...160328-product
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