Because you and over 1 million other phaggots picked him as your first pokemon.
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I picked squirtle because i enjoyed the challenge charmander was too easy
Loose = Be careful not to loose that.
Lose = The bolts are lose.
Their = She is their now.
They're = They have they're things.
There = There going to the mall.
Too = They came too the house.
To = That's to bad.
Two = 3.
You're = You're dinner is ready.
Your = If your 150lbs you better have a 6 pack.
He who lets the world, or his own portion of it, choose his plan of life for him, has no need of any other faculty than the ape-like one of imitation. He who chooses his plan for himself, employs all his faculties. He must use observation to see, reasoning and judgment to foresee, activity to gather materials for decision, discrimination to decide, and when he has decided, firmness and self-control to hold to his deliberate decision.
Mediocre defense growth....Bulbasaur was the most well-rounded
You do realize that you're a full blown homo if you chose Bulbasaur right? There was a huge thread on it with scientific evidence and ****. BUlbasaur is essentially a walking vegetable. no thanks jeff
From Alpha sick kunt to beta flamboyant phaggot
Charmender -> Pikachu -> Squirtle ->Bulbasaur
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did pikachu ever evolve into raichu for ash? cant rememebr
fuk yeah worship them toes, lick between shoes and soles, take shoe off worship the fuk out of it, suck on toes, foot in mouth, lick and suck on arch, nibble/bite/suck on heels, foot job with toes pointed and sh.it, turn around she sits on the edge of the bed, with her toes pointed out the edge, you put ur dick on there and cum all over her pointed soles, wrinkled soles. fuK YEAH[/QUOTE]