RH Chat 20: Pepper dat angus! Cuz we're gonna lick it!

[Navillus13]

i can 3-firm.



jesus i missed a lot.


Fiasco - you're still not listening to any of our advice. that's apparent. still trying to gauge your 'value to women'... /rolleyes x infinity.

Ohio - id still do everything that hub said. ib4 she asks you for $500 to get it done.. then never goes.

hub - cliffs on ball emptying

hzc - pics of chest chicken

bot - pics of chest 'chicken'

sin - any pics in general

[jcook996]

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpkq25XXGP1qii6tmo1_500.gif[img]

NolongersureifIwouldsmellfarts/10

[jcook996]

^^^
Everyone knows girls don't fart.


Don't quote or embed mkay!
[url]This isn't the url you're looking for[url]

[RandomMisc]

Annnd it gets quoted, lulz.


Hnnnnnngh/10 though. Good lord, woman.




Also... That feel when semi-slooty/suggestive pic is sent to the wrong person with the same first name. So many feels.

[jcook996]

Annnd it gets quoted, lulz.


Hnnnnnngh/10 though. Good lord, woman.




Also... That feel when semi-slooty/suggestive pic is sent to the wrong person with the same first name. So many feels.

Actually that isn't the url but thanks for freaking me out lady, changed it anyway....bah

And you know two people named "Hub"? That's weird.

[Juicetin]

boobies!!!

morning all

[Botika]

I guess jcook was a little distracted

What happened with the pic RM?

[RandomMisc]

Actually that isn't the url but thanks for freaking me out lady, changed it anyway....bah

And you know two people named "Hub"? That's weird.

Trollolol.


Hub is saved to my contact list using his real name, not his username

[RandomMisc]

Good morning Juicy and all the other Aussies!

I guess jcook was a little distracted

What happened with the pic RM?

Haha, no response as of yet. Hopefully there never will be!

[hublife]

Navi - check other forum

Botika - Saved... niiiice

RM - in for deets of sending pic to wrong person


I once sent a cock pic to two girls at the same time a few years ago when I was newly single. I didn't really know how smart phones worked...


Yeah they were both like "umm...who's this other number you sent dick pics to?"

Sadly I only got to smash one of them... the other was being a butthurt crybaby.

[Juicetin]

Navi - check other forum

Botika - Saved... niiiice

RM - in for deets of sending pic to wrong person


I once sent a cock pic to two girls at the same time a few years ago when I was newly single. I didn't really know how smart phones worked...


Yeah they were both like "umm...who's this other number you sent dick pics to?"

Sadly I only got to smash one of them... the other was being a butthurt crybaby.

lmao!!! it showed that you sent it to 2 people?

[hublife]

lmao!!! it showed that you sent it to 2 people?

It sure did... even showed the numbers. Lol!

I don't give a fuk. Half the Internet and almost all of my female friends have seen my cock.

I'm not exactly shy.


The woman I wrecked last night was showing it to her girlfriends at a party on her phone...


Apparently her best friend and her made a bet that the bff could make me bust from a header under 3 minutes.

I don't even have a say so... I'm supposed to just let this self proclaimed" dick sucking Queen" blow me until I pop to see who wins.

I love my life.

[RandomMisc]

When I got my latest phone, I was unaware that people could see all the recipients of a group text--my first few smartphones didn't do that. Had someone get mad at me for including them in one, feltbadman.

Apparently her best friend and her made a bet that the bff could make me bust from a header under 3 minutes.

I don't even have a say so... I'm supposed to just let this self proclaimed" dick sucking Queen" blow me until I pop to see who wins.

I love my life.

Holy chit at dick sucking contest. Haha, that is amazing.



There were several banana jokes/innuendos made between roomie and I earlier today. So figured wtf, will take lulzy slooty sucking on banana pics and send them to him. Should get the point across, right? But I accidentally the whole thing and instead sent the pics to a guy that I'd gone out with twice back in the fall and haven't spoken to since October. Friend of my brother. :x

I normally wouldn't have even considered sending something like that to roomie. I'm flirty as fuk, but I didn't want to be the one to cross that line. Brb super afraid of reading the situation incorrectly, making chit weird, and ruining everything. But tonight tried to grow a pair, went outside of dat dere comfort zone... annnnd sent it to the wrong person. Hahaha. That is pretty much me in a nutshell right there. Loled pretty hard.

[hublife]

When I got my latest phone, I was unaware that people could see all the recipients of a group text--my first few smartphones didn't do that. Had someone get mad at me for including them in one, feltbadman.

Holy chit at dick sucking contest. Haha, that is amazing.



There were several banana jokes/innuendos made between roomie and I earlier today. So figured wtf, will take lulzy slooty sucking on banana pics and send them to him. Should get the point across, right? But I accidentally the whole thing and instead sent the pics to a guy that I'd gone out with twice back in the fall and haven't spoken to since October. Friend of my brother. :x

I normally wouldn't have even considered sending something like that to roomie. I'm flirty as fuk, but I didn't want to be the one to cross that line. Brb super afraid of reading the situation incorrectly, making chit weird, and ruining everything. But tonight tried to grow a pair, went outside of dat dere comfort zone... annnnd sent it to the wrong person. Hahaha. That is pretty much me in a nutshell right there. Loled pretty hard.

Fukking hilarious!!!!!


Just tell that fool... "I'm not trying to make it weird but I've really been thinking about tonguing your balls."

Then be quiet and see what he says.

[Juicetin]

hahahaha!

You're still trying to bang your room mate?

didn't I tell you to just go lay naked on his bed and wait for him? lol... when he walks in just be like "my angus is peppered"

also while we're on the topic of noods
**never sent a nude crew**

[jcook996]

**never sent a nude crew**

Age 19

There will be a time, son. There will be a time....

[RandomMisc]

hahahaha!

You're still trying to bang your room mate?

didn't I tell you to just go lay naked on his bed and wait for him? lol... when he walks in just be like "my angus is peppered"

also while we're on the topic of noods
**never sent a nude crew**

Haha, yeah... had backburnered it for a bit, but the flirting is pretty strong again. I need to just make a super obvious move and get it over with. Was so close Thursday night, then my mom cockblocked. Was rubbing his back and he pulled his shirt off, so I was like hnnnnnngggh and was getting into dat dere shoulder massage. Then my mom walks in. I back off and sit next to him, and he puts his shirt back on. Then my ****ing mom starts scratching his back. Wtf is this, I don't even.

She wouldn't leave us alone the rest of the night. We talked for about 3 hours with her sitting on the other side of the room. Should have just gone downstairs. That's the third time she has cockblocked me with him now. Fuu.


I'm more likely to send suggestive or bra pics or something than actual nudes, but it happens. I don't think I know too many people that won't cop to having sent them to a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/etc. It's pretty common advice to women even in chick magazines and chit--want to heat up your sex life? Start sending your dude teasers while he's at work/on the road/etc.

[Juicetin]

all of my ex's were too insecure to send me nudes -.- feelsbadman.

lol @ your mum... inb4 they have been secretly banging the entire time he's lived there.

not srs.

or maybe I am srs, who knows!

[DocHol1day]

went to the biggest one day rock festival in north america yesterday, less than a day after surgery

http://tlboard.com/topic/17563-989-t...eup-announced/


it was amazing

[LeachGymRat]

Haha, yeah... had backburnered it for a bit, but the flirting is pretty strong again. I need to just make a super obvious move and get it over with. Was so close Thursday night, then my mom cockblocked. Was rubbing his back and he pulled his shirt off, so I was like hnnnnnngggh and was getting into dat dere shoulder massage. Then my mom walks in. I back off and sit next to him, and he puts his shirt back on. Then my ****ing mom starts scratching his back. Wtf is this, I don't even.

She wouldn't leave us alone the rest of the night. We talked for about 3 hours with her sitting on the other side of the room. Should have just gone downstairs. That's the third time she has cockblocked me with him now. Fuu.


I'm more likely to send suggestive or bra pics or something than actual nudes, but it happens. I don't think I know too many people that won't cop to having sent them to a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/etc. It's pretty common advice to women even in chick magazines and chit--want to heat up your sex life? Start sending your dude teasers while he's at work/on the road/etc.

I'm afraid you're now competing with your mom over this guy now, suffice to say. You could have moved locations also, saying you'll get coffee..or something

Why didn't you just go to his house?

[fiasco23]

Hub, I'm so damn jelly.

Dat feel when I bust in a few minutes no matter what I do.

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

What happens if you go for round 2?

Leach, he rents a room in her house I believe.

[fiasco23]

What happens if you go for round 2?

Leach, he rents a room in her house I believe.

I use to be ok to do that, would last as long as I'd like for the most part. Hell, I use to have a round 3 in the tank sometimes too. Think I probably have screwed up levels of serotonin haha

The last time I remember trying that **** I was going soft, but that was when I was having really bad panic attacks and constant stress.

Haven't had sex in like...4 months now. I'm going crazy. And of course all my previous fbuddies are in relationships now or I really don't want to get with them. (Too much drama involved with people I know)

[RandomMisc]

I'm afraid you're now competing with your mom over this guy now, suffice to say. You could have moved locations also, saying you'll get coffee..or something

Why didn't you just go to his house?

Haha, my mom is just cockblocking. She's been doing it since I was 19. She's not interested in ths guy at all... her reminds her of my dad (lol, no daddy issues) who she semi-hates, so she doesn't really like the guy.

Tif nailed it. I own the house. My mom lives with me, and this guy rents my basement bedroom. His place = my place. Lulz.

[RandomMisc]

Good lord, fiasco brah. Have you looked into therapy at all? You're not listening to us or making progress on your own... maybe a professional could help.

[jcook996]

Haha, my mom is just cockblocking. She's been doing it since I was 19. She's not interested in ths guy at all... her reminds her of my dad (lol, no daddy issues) who she semi-hates, so she doesn't really like the guy.

Tif nailed it. I own the house. My mom lives with me, and this guy rents my basement bedroom. His place = my place. Lulz.

You could always wait until he is home and go to his room and say "Hi, I'd like to continue that message where we left off." That'll pretty much do it.


Literally and figuratively.

[DocHol1day]

Hub, I'm so damn jelly.

Dat feel when I bust in a few minutes no matter what I do.

i used to be that way with my ex wife. after we split i struggled to bust with other women. after several years apart i had sex with her again and couldnt hardly finish with her either. i think i have sensitivity issues now lulz.

edit: i literally cant finish if im drunk. i dont know why i even bother bringing girls home from the bar. i guess they get somethong out of it lulz.

[fiasco23]

Good lord, fiasco brah. Have you looked into therapy at all? You're not listening to us or making progress on your own... maybe a professional could help.

I was just saying I bust a little quick?

The part about the fbuddies is whatever. The crazy statement about it was exaggerated as I don't have much libido haha

Just a bit jelly I don't have control over when I bust or not.

i used to be that way with my ex wife. after we split i struggled to bust with other women. after several years apart i had sex with her again and couldnt hardly finish with her either. i think i have sensitivity issues now lulz.

Haha, that's interesting.

I do think there is a high relation between serotonin and that crap. Were you depressed with your ex wife then felt happier with women after?

I think that's why they prescribe SSRIs for premature ejaculation.

[DocHol1day]

I was just saying I bust a little quick?

The part about the fbuddies is whatever. The crazy statement about it was exaggerated as I don't have much libido haha

Just a bit jelly I don't have control over when I bust or not.



Haha, that's interesting.

I do think there is a high relation between serotonin and that crap. Were you depressed with your ex wife then felt happier with women after?

I think that's why they prescribe SSRIs for premature ejaculation.

no if anything i was depressed after for several years and a variety of reasons. that relationship was horrible though.

[LeachGymRat]

You could always wait until he is home and go to his room and say "Hi, I'd like to continue that message where we left off." That'll pretty much do it.


Literally and figuratively.

That, pretty much. We guys don't like to be left hanging, whatever the reason (even if it isn't your fault).