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Thread: ITT: Q&A for male miscers
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03-25-2013, 02:29 PM #1321
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03-25-2013, 02:33 PM #1322
LOL yes you guys answered. will send reps... I KNOW what an odd question. It's just that people are soooooo dirty outhea and of course I've got my girlfriends who let me know how dirty they are. I just never understood the sniffing/keeping panties and smelling fingers phenom men developed. I mean I guess I know WHY, but still...
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03-25-2013, 02:36 PM #1323
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03-25-2013, 02:38 PM #1324
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03-25-2013, 02:39 PM #1325
Ive NEVER pooped without having this next to me. Sometimes I had to hold diarrhea for hours just because this is not available in public bathrooms. Seriously some people are fuking groce. Wash your *******s fgs
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03-25-2013, 02:43 PM #1326
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03-25-2013, 02:50 PM #1327
lol I actually used to live in Baltimore and yeah they are. Actually, my last roommate in Bmore (female) would not flush the toilet after pooping and I never saw toilet paper in there. She would sit on our couch in her panties, but I was too chicken**** to confront her about that (I didn't know her at all anyway). **** MY LIFE.
I agree, about the hose (I mean c'mon bidets should be mandatory everywhere at this point lol). I just think it's gross how bad our hygiene is and will continue to be.
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03-25-2013, 02:51 PM #1328
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03-25-2013, 02:52 PM #1329
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03-25-2013, 02:53 PM #1330
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03-25-2013, 02:55 PM #1331
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lol @ not wiping after pooping....my god i cannot believe someone would do that. i've ran out of toilet paper and didn't realize until after doing the deed....i hopped right in the ****ing shower. but if you don't wipe after you poop, you will have a rash that feels like your skin is being burned. (my friend didn't adequately wipe when we took a hike...he was walking like a retarded penguin and had the grumpiest look on his face possible. called his gf and bitched to her about it)
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03-25-2013, 02:56 PM #1332
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03-25-2013, 02:58 PM #1333{**Dirty South Crew**}
"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
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Any posts made by me are purely fictional in nature and by no means is anything I say to be taken seriously. Any and all pictures I post are pictures widely available on the internet and any discussions I am involved in are purely hypothetical or are commentary in nature and should not constitute advice or be considered advice to assist in activities that are deemed illegal
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03-25-2013, 03:13 PM #1334
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03-25-2013, 03:48 PM #1335
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03-26-2013, 04:21 PM #1336
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03-31-2013, 09:30 PM #1337
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03-31-2013, 09:41 PM #1338
hot enough + funky B.O. does not compute. That is part of being "hot enough" IMO
this is why i let my hygiene speak as the acceptable levels of filth i will tolerate (NO OCD just standardized cleanliness across the board).
My pre-screening is rigorous and thus far flawless...
fui quod es, eris quod sum
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04-12-2013, 06:56 PM #1339
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04-12-2013, 07:35 PM #1340
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04-12-2013, 09:27 PM #1341
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05-10-2013, 01:17 AM #1342
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05-10-2013, 01:26 AM #1343
The first one ehh... pm me.
The middle one I usually assume girls are good natured until one of them wrongs my friends with their sluttyness then its game phucking on.
The third is serious, for me anyway. Being a leader figure, at least in your group of friends, feelsgoodman
Hope this helped.
"Guys, if you could have any porn site that was completely created by you to your standards.. especially something weird.. what would it be?"
same with jello wrestling.
edit: serious. im into weird things
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05-10-2013, 01:36 AM #1344
It'd be full of sloots that love having their throat fcked until they can barely breathe that like getting slapped and spit on while crawling around on all 4's calling herself a dirty sloot. Also, ATM. All of them would do ATM.
Lol seeing me IRL one would never guess that chit either. One of my FWB changed my got dayum life lolSaepe expertus, semper fidelis, fratres aeterni
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05-10-2013, 01:38 AM #1345
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05-10-2013, 01:43 AM #1346
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05-10-2013, 01:53 AM #1347
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05-10-2013, 02:05 AM #1348
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05-10-2013, 03:12 AM #1349
that's deep, brah. I'd be disappointed if you weren't a black astrophysicist with a name like Neil Degrasse Myson or something along those lines IRL. Anyways, I hope you get the credit for such a beautiful thought every time you get quoted. You deserve it brah.
only way you can get female attention is on an internet forum begging them to ask you questions? that's... sad. real sad.
like most bullshiet relationship terms in here, I had to look it up. And indeed I was swept away by the bullshiet. Basically, this concept projects certain traits and a certain character as something to be pursued. And anything that tells you what you have to be or do or act or behave is bullshiet. Why is it so har to be yourself?
If somebody likes you for not what you are but what you pretend to be, then you'll never be happy.
just be you.
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05-10-2013, 05:56 AM #1350
To me, feminine grace is being proud of being a woman and embracing the womans 'role' in the relationship. Whether it be serious, FWB or just a one night stand... Think 'Ladylike'. For example, and these are just a few off the top of my head:
- Going to grab your man/fwb/whatever a beer because you see he's getting low.
- Little subtle gestures, "are you still hungry? I can get you more" making sure he's had enough to eat. (note, without being annoying)
- Knowing not to get too intoxicated to where they cannot handle themself.
- Guests are over, "can I get you something to drink?" "Help yourselves to the fridge" idk stuff like that
- Defending him in any way she can, especially while amongst guests
I don't want it to come off as them being a fckn servant because that's not what it is at all and I don't really want to make that impression. 99.9% of men (admittedly) need/want this kind of attention as it helps develop and fuel the ego. Additionally, other men notice things like this almost instantly and it is extremely attractive. I, as your partner/fwb/whatever am even more proud to call you mine the more you are desired by others.
A woman can shape the most successful of men simply by being the queen he's looking for, making a lot of chit a lot less stressful and boosting his confidence considerably.
I'm not the best of writers so it's kind of hard to explain in detail what I'm getting at, but I think you get the picture.
Cliffs:
Feminine grace = ladylike
It is a MUST HAVE TRAIT/QUALITY IMHOSaepe expertus, semper fidelis, fratres aeterni
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