gf has been putting menstrual blood in my food

[FA4LIFE]

well, no matter what you do, 1st step is dumping her like a bad habit to teach her not to be a superstitious kunt.

[FatEars]

wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
from now on i am allergic to all red/orange colored sauces

[ziaziazia]

lol at the thought her harvesting her own menstrual blood

[juicyraper]

u *******s read page 1, i posted the explanation, its common as fuk

dont eat red food, actually fuk it, im not eating anything my gf makes

[jawbruh]

hahahahaha

[DirtNastyBaby]

you know what they say, if it tastes good eat it

[DGreekStallion]

Oh God I almost vomited.

[KKieffer]

u *******s read page 1, i posted the explanation, its common as fuk

dont eat red food, actually fuk it, im not eating anything my gf makes

I would dump her over something like that. She's crazy. It may have not came out but eventually it will. Any girl doing stuff like that has a serious case of the crazies she may just hide it well.

[daxsmordin]

Yeah thats dirty man

[Religiousbrah]

i have actually heard of this

we are mammals folks dont forget

[grobblepot]

tbh if she was hot i wouldnt care but im guessing shes fugly so im like no way

[Thenameistom]

Commence operation ghost bulk

[harrisjl]

Ops never dated an Italian chick before haahahahaha happens all teh time....

[Blowmahheadoff]

In on roll bread.

[Archangel_Lost]

brb only eating alfredo sauce on spaghetti from now on

[pacmane]

op trolling or not:

this is a common black magic technique and i've seen it work. turns regular men to beta ******* wk's, ruins families, friendships, your life, etc. (100% DEAD SRS)

seek someone for help op, you'll just end up going back to her (100% DEAD SRS)

[raducote]

op trolling or not:

this is a common black magic technique and i've seen it work. turns regular men to beta ******* wk's, ruins families, friendships, your life, etc. (100% DEAD SRS)

seek someone for help op, you'll just end up going back to her (100% DEAD SRS)

**** dude ur scaring me. who should i seek for help? my priest?

[PatHead]

dafuk

misc im scare

[sabb3r]

never dating an italian crew

[DiogoPT]

that's love

[iknowbeta]

it's time for us to retire women from the kitchen brahs

[shroomed]

so shocking and rustling that nobody has requested pics

[OtterManlet]

this thread

[sandpapergooch]

[trankwil]

if she's hot then that's hot. Imagine Vida Guerra putting her blood in your spaghetti.

[juicyraper]

Commence operation ghost bulk

this is the only way to get back at the sloot

[CannibalJester]

i dont eat that spaghetti, no problem ill just never eat

[torontoraptors]

been dating this Italian girl for 2 years now. today we were just casually talking after phucking and she asked me "do u ever wonder why we fell in love?"

i told her i guess it was meant to be. she says she made it so and i asked her how. she goes on to say that once a month when shes on her period she puts her menstrual blood in the spaghetti sauce she feeds me.

i was phuckin grossed out, immediately started gagging.

she told me it was an old secret her grandma gave her and that she thought i would find it sexy. couldnt believe this chit. i immediately left after now im home.

misc, what would u do in my shoes??

wut the heck!
you can finally give her some of your spicy curry sauce, nomsayin?

[Amazeme]

so she just eat her own period blood (since i assume she makes the meal for the both of you)?

sounds legit OP

[Scagnetti]

Sorry OP but you should have been aware.

My mother is an Italian woman, Sicilian at that. For a lady that was brought up Catholic she is more superstitious than a Haitian practicing Voodoo in Louisiana.

BRB being told that if I bought a new pair of shoes and put the box on the dinner table I would die soon.

My favorite was being told to close the shutters of our old Curtis Mathis furniture style television set every night or ghosts would fly out of the screen. U wot mate?

It was a combination of old country superstitions mixed with new age paranoia. Definitely made for the lulz.