Was 10 years old in primary school and had to take a dump. Massive spider in the cubicle. Took a dump in the urinal instead.
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03-14-2013, 10:30 PM #31Registered User
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03-14-2013, 10:30 PM #32Registered User
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Throw change in the trash, besides quarters obviously
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03-14-2013, 10:31 PM #33Registered User
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raw dogged your dog
They see me trollin', they hatin'.
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03-14-2013, 10:32 PM #34money lol, lol money
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Location: New South Wales, AustraliaOriginally Posted by CountDoogula
Pretty sure there is a massive spider everywhere in Aussieland.You bring the pepper, I'll bring the Angus.
"People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.' "
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03-14-2013, 10:32 PM #35Registered User
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raw dogged some sloot that already had a kid in her trailer..twice. Thought I was gonna get the herp or somethin
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03-14-2013, 10:33 PM #36Banned
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lmao you trying to get murdered brah?Originally Posted by jd29
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03-14-2013, 10:35 PM #37Registered User
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Brought a chick home one night. We were both pretty ****ed up. She ended up throwing up and being annoying so i took a 20 from her purse, sent her home, bought a pizza and watched netflix the rest of the night
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03-14-2013, 10:37 PM #38hahahaha i fuking lost itOriginally Posted by The_Albatross
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03-14-2013, 10:38 PM #39how's this grimmy?Originally Posted by TehScoTTmA
you did the right thing
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03-14-2013, 10:38 PM #40нерушимы
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7th grade: filled a supersoaker with piss, tobacco spit (bought a cup full of it from a homeless dude for 5 bucks) and tobasco sauce then went out and shot random people outside a shopping complex
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03-14-2013, 10:40 PM #41Registered User
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Cold approched a girl at the mall and went back to her place.
Rawdogged her father then killed her dog.
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03-14-2013, 10:40 PM #42Skinny Phaggot
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met a girl once. kept number. got her to meet me at a public toilet. finger then receive bj (just like you OP) cum on face/hair. leave while she's cleaning up. delete number, etc, never spoke again.
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03-14-2013, 10:44 PM #43Is Jeff
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sh*t in a public bathroom sink
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if I don't see pics in 5 minutes I'm going to make that little green box red!
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03-14-2013, 10:47 PM #44Registered User
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got high then donated blood
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03-14-2013, 10:50 PM #45Plain Clothes Mod
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some grimy people in this thread...
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03-14-2013, 10:53 PM #46tfw tryna bulk
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drank a glass of gravy for a dare
went around stealing yugioh cards from kindergardeners with my when i was in 5th-6th grade
raw dogged a black chick just to say that i got my black belt. puzzy was rank and i could smell my dik trhough my pants and even after i showered.
gave a drunk chick a beer can full of dip spit and told her to drink it for the lols. (she ended up puking everywhere)
the list goes on...~Canadian Crew~
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03-14-2013, 10:53 PM #47Stay Safe
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Used a petrol station toilet the other day, still feel dirty.
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03-14-2013, 10:54 PM #48Banned
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already got your nose in a butthole might as well lick it. Looked like a beautiful pink rose in full blossom too, didn't smell like one thoughOriginally Posted by GrindEmDown
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03-14-2013, 10:57 PM #49Registered User
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In 4th grade I stole some kids pokemon cards from him.
Put them in new sleeves and in one month sold them back to him.
He though I was the coolest guy ever for giving him a deal too.
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03-14-2013, 10:57 PM #50Registered User
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Voted for Obama, still feel disgusted to this day.
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03-14-2013, 10:57 PM #51Registered User
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mom dogged your rawOriginally Posted by panda_Express12
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03-14-2013, 11:03 PM #52tfw tryna bulk
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bump for lols
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The only thing bigger than my dik is my ego
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03-14-2013, 11:07 PM #53Desperado
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i rawmommed my dad.
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03-14-2013, 11:12 PM #54Registered User
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I went around tables at a wedding reception drinking the leftover wine/champagne.
Pretty sure I got the herps from doing it.RIP Colin Flaherty
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03-14-2013, 11:12 PM #55Registered User
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not too long ago i met a broad off pof. ****n myspace angles of peace. went out for burgers, she told me i could sneak into her house when her parents were sleeping. contemplated it at buddies house, ended up going. this chick was a 3 no joke. hairiest vag i have ever seen. busted in her, watched saved by the bell for like 10 mins she wanted to cudddle told her i was tired n went home. she texted me askng me to text her when i got home safe. havent spoke to the bish since.
pussy felt like warm apple pie though. fastest i ever busted.
another time, back in hs a bnch of us were playing football at a park near my house and i had to take a **** so i started running home. i could feel it coming out so i ran behind a bush dropped a deuce and went home.
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03-14-2013, 11:21 PM #56op is a maggot
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-used to bang a whale at night time in gr. 9, would sneak out
-sh*t in a public dryer within a laundry complex
-pissed out my apartments window onto peoples heads while its raining
-stole money from a fundraising jar in highschool to buy wendys
-puked in my bed, crawled into it and slept in it while dusted
-rawdogged a broad on her rag, thought i had lost a limb when i woke up sober in the morning and saw the mess
-pissed on the dancefloor at a bar, etc.***canadian crew***
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03-14-2013, 11:27 PM #57Registered User
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Been clean now for 16 months but I was a heroin addict for a couple years, robbed people all the time, broke into houses, cars, pawn shop was my paradise etc.
lucky to never have gotten caught up. thankful to be clean and healthy now
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03-14-2013, 11:30 PM #58Banned
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When I was a kid I convinced my younger cousin to drink paint then told his mom.
Another time I tried convincing him to cross a busy road. He kicked me after he said no so I hit him back harder and he cried.
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03-15-2013, 04:00 AM #59pool is home to a bandaid
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Not me personally but when i was in HS someone in my homeroom donated cat food to the homeless, we we doing a food drive and this dude kept bringing in cat food daily for a few weeks until caught.
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03-15-2013, 04:03 AM #60alaska
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I was drunk and screwing a girl doggy style and I stuck my thumb in her angus without warning her.
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