Ask an experienced Bouncer anything

[brownsgolf]

no thread hijack, just like to chime in. I work as a bouncer (door and VIP) in two clubs at miami. It literally is the best college job you can have. The pay is good on nights where you can hustle money at the door/vip, or make tips in the VIP. The amount of pussy available to us great. I've slept with so many sloots i've lost count (srs), bartenders, hostesses, waitresses etc. Although I know some bouncers who are foreveralone, working door and vip means I'm always interacting with women.

Able to get us is in after Ultra? Srs.

[kelt_22]

you're one piece of **** bouncer if this is your strategy. ****ing idiot


negged.

That is what most do if you look young and who the hell does not have a second ID? Losing your job or getting the club fined a ton of cash is not worth it.

My best story was working the Private rooms and the Chicago swingers club would have their monthly parties. Things got very interesting inside those rooms. Apparently, on top of the couples, they would hire models to be "extras" A chick serving shots off her breasts was my favorite.

[T2TL]

Nah brah i live on long island, i would work out there if i didn't have to pay 15$ in gas every night i worked.

I guess that makes sense since you said there are never any lines. Long Island brah myself. If I go to bars on Long Island it's in RVC. Usually I just go into the city though

[lazybrahh]

who the hell does not have a second ID?

exactly.

[lazybrahh]

My dad has been a bouncer for 20 years, got shot at, crowbar to the head, snooker balls to the face and more, got alot of respect for them.

I'm sure when i reach 20 years i'll have been hit with a crowbar also lol. much respect for your dad. reps.

[PervedOut]

exactly.

I used to get hassled at club entrances/casinos because during the 4 year term of the issuance of my state ID, I grew almost 4 inches and put on 40 pounds, in addition to shaving my head. Was time consuming to say the least...

[T2TL]

I used to get hassled at club entrances/casinos because during the 4 year term of the issuance of my state ID, I grew almost 4 inches and put on 40 pounds, in addition to shaving my head. Was time consuming to say the least...

lol sometimes I get sht too. My picture was taken about 4 years ago and I had a shaved head at the time. Also I'm pretty short and the DMV had me down as a few inches taller. So they'll look at me and sometimes think it's not me. Never been denied getting in because of it but have had a few people seem skeptical

[lazybrahh]

lol sometimes I get sht too. My picture was taken about 4 years ago and I had a shaved head at the time. Also I'm pretty short and the DMV had me down as a few inches taller. So they'll look at me and sometimes think it's not me. Never been denied getting in because of it but have had a few people seem skeptical

yeah i'm still 305 in my picture, they don't give me chit but they def double take. haha.

[SamXi]

If a fight kicks off upstairs, do you throw the person down the stairs or try and carry them down & risk falling yourself?

[lazybrahh]

If a fight kicks off upstairs, do you throw the person down the stairs or try and carry them down & risk falling yourself?

I usually don't actually "carry" anyone, i slip them in half nelson and walk with them so they cant do anything, if they get rough and try to break free, i squeeze real tight and walk backwards dragging there feet. in which case its easy to go down stairs. BUT if i was about to fall i'd drop the fu*cker real quick lol.

[kelt_22]

I usually don't actually "carry" anyone, i slip them in half nelson and walk with them so they cant do anything, if they get rough and try to break free, i squeeze real tight and walk backwards dragging there feet. in which case its easy to go down stairs. BUT if i was about to fall i'd drop the fu*cker real quick lol.

LOL, I may or may not have once helped a guy down the fire stairs for swinging on me.

Bit of advice, When drunk do not swing on someone when you are at the top of a metal stair case. Looks like it hurts.

[lazybrahh]

LOL, I may or may not have once helped a guy down the fire stairs for swinging on me.

Bit of advice, When drunk do not swing on someone when you are at the top of a metal stair case. Looks like it hurts.

I'd have to agree. This is based off of experience everyone so take notes bwahahaha.

[SuperShamou]

i bounce at a bar very small dive bar that fits 200 ppl, but one thing that bothers me about it... is that i feel bad whenever chit goes down. feel that i failed in keeping chit calm.

do you ever have those feels OP? if so how do make em stop?

[handcannon77]

NYS gun laws don't allow it without a license which is not easy to get. Also no, (also not trying to be rude) but the last time a buzz cut was cool was never. Mohawk stays, i love it, sloots love it. profit.

NY? what place you bounce at? Ill have to stop by one night.

[bigfish18q]

Hard actually, If you work for a company like PCF who basically stick you at random bars (contracted), you'll make like 80$ a night. But if you are "in house" meaning you work FOR that bar/club you'll make bank. 20-30$ hourly cash. But you gotta "know a guy"

Where do you live brah (state)? I bounced for 6 months or so for some extra cash at one of the busiest bars here in our capital. I took home $45-60 in cash on a busy night+6.25/hr or something. Best I did was on NYE and I made 75 cash or something. Plus we had to work like dogs after the bar closed. If I could make more money, I'd probably pick it back up in a heartbeat.. it was fun and saw some funny chit.

[mapes345]

Have you ever tried to throw a guy out that was bigger and stronger than you? If you have, what happened?

Do you let girls in based on their looks? If they are ugly do they have a hard time getting in?

[Trueweltall]

Never, Legally i can do whatever the fuark i want if i feel it's necessary. If they could press charges on anyone it would be the club owners. I'm just doing what they pay me to do.

Da fuk? Doesn't work like that in Maryland. Bouncers are just normal Joe's like everyone else and the minute they get physical it's assault.

[kelt_22]

Da fuk? Doesn't work like that in Maryland. Bouncers are just normal Joe's like everyone else and the minute they get physical it's assault.

You have to prove it was assault. the fact is we tend to have a good relationship with the cops and drunk idiot vs security is hard to win. We had the guy who called the cops arrested for being Drunk in public and assault on the staff.

[Trueweltall]

Location : Illinois

Not surprised it's like that there.

[bigfish18q]

You have to prove it was assault. the fact is we tend to have a good relationship with the cops and drunk idiot vs security is hard to win. We had the guy who called the cops arrested for being Drunk in public and assault on the staff.

This, plus pick where you work wisely. Work in a place that has surveillance, but 99% of the time the cops will take your side because you're not the drunkard. My place even had 2 off-duty cops on our busy nights outside.

[nvrstopworking]

This, plus pick where you work wisely. Work in a place that has surveillance, but 99% of the time the cops will take your side because you're not the drunkard. My place even had 2 off-duty cops on our busy nights outside.

I don't know why more places don't do this. Yeah, cops can be pricey but it's well worth the money IMO since people are less likely to cause shyt.

[lazybrahh]

i bounce at a bar very small dive bar that fits 200 ppl, but one thing that bothers me about it... is that i feel bad whenever chit goes down. feel that i failed in keeping chit calm.

do you ever have those feels OP? if so how do make em stop?

Yeah all the time, When something is 100% on you, you always wonder if you could have done it more efficiently.

[lazybrahh]

Where do you live brah (state)? I bounced for 6 months or so for some extra cash at one of the busiest bars here in our capital. I took home $45-60 in cash on a busy night+6.25/hr or something. Best I did was on NYE and I made 75 cash or something. Plus we had to work like dogs after the bar closed. If I could make more money, I'd probably pick it back up in a heartbeat.. it was fun and saw some funny chit.

NY brah...That pay is garbage as chit srs wtf? And no bouncer should ever have to do any dirty work after the bar closes ever, If i was ever asked that i'd simply tell them "i'm a bouncer, that's why you have barbacks". and be out that bich lol.

[rattler280]

Does the noise ever bother you? The bouncers that are inside the bar near the band must have no hearing left after doing it consistently for a few years.

[Coresel]

How high can you bounce?

[lazybrahh]

Have you ever tried to throw a guy out that was bigger and stronger than you? If you have, what happened?

Do you let girls in based on their looks? If they are ugly do they have a hard time getting in?

Big guys are the least to worry about (not big fat guys big guys who lift), they know they are big so don't have the manlet complex where they feel they have something to prove. Any time i have ever asked a big guy to do/not do something. he does it with a "ok bro np". Fat guys on the other hand...Oh man, they may not be stronger but those lard ****s like to be tough guys. but it always ends the same.

[lazybrahh]

Does the noise ever bother you? The bouncers that are inside the bar near the band must have no hearing left after doing it consistently for a few years.

End of the night=ears ringing/10 ...But if the musics good i don't mind it. Our DJ plays some cool stuff so i'm alright.

[LMW]

why the phuck would anyone want to be a bouncer? brb working every single weekend night for little money, brb getting punched in the face brb training tap out

[lazybrahh]

why the phuck would anyone want to be a bouncer? brb working every single weekend night for little money, brb getting punched in the face brb training tap out

Never been hit in my face and iv'e been doing it for 3 years. Also not a "little bit" of money it's sick money. 120-180 a night depending on shift 2 nights a week. not bad at all.

Brb meeting tons of sloots and getting paid for it.
Brb looking alpha as fuark standing there all fresh to death.
Brb free drinks on my nights off.
Brb becoming friends with cops.
Brb sloots love a position of power=profit
Brb 6-8 hours fly by when you're enjoying your job watching idiots get rejected by sloots who eye fu*ck the chit outta you.
Brb...

Now do you see brah? It's great.

[sgregor249]

you think most people carry more than their drivers license for ID? can you give me some examples?