Ask an experienced Bouncer anything

[lazybrahh]

Inspired by other thread mentioning how chitty clubs are.

Here i'll answer questions and share stories. go.

[LargeD]

Did you ever put something in someone's anoos after knocking them out?

[y0ungb100d]

I've always considered being a bouncer as a side job, is it pretty dangerous as far as the job goes? dont wanna get stabbed working part time lol

[sixfootsix]

How hard would it be for me to get a good paying job bouncing?

[ONIcc]

Do you ever turn someone away and use the excuse "your ID looks fake" because you don't like the way the person looks?

[lazybrahh]

I've always considered being a bouncer as a side job, is it pretty dangerous as far as the job goes? dont wanna get stabbed working part time lol

It depends where you work. And how well staffed that place is. Any place you wouldn't feel safe as a customer you def wont as a bouncer. I'd never work in a ghetto/bad area.

[ifuklikeabeast]

I'm going to wait for you in the parking lot, u scared brah?

[Answertolife]

What's the most common way you spot a fake ID? Do you ever let someone in you suspect of having a fake ID?

[lazybrahh]

How hard would it be for me to get a good paying job bouncing?

Hard actually, If you work for a company like PCF who basically stick you at random bars (contracted), you'll make like 80$ a night. But if you are "in house" meaning you work FOR that bar/club you'll make bank. 20-30$ hourly cash. But you gotta "know a guy"

[Ronnie23G]

Thinking about being a bouncer when I start uni, is the money good?

[lazybrahh]

What's the most common way you spot a fake ID? Do you ever let someone in you suspect of having a fake ID?

MY fake id's will usualy just feel like paper. I don't know anything about out of state ID's so i turn them all away unless they have another form of ID on them at that moment. But they can also be see through, or have no hollo image or wont glow under black light.

[lazybrahh]

I'm going to wait for you in the parking lot, u scared brah?

You're crazy if you think i go to my car without at LEAST 3 other bouncers. Because people DO, do that. lol.

[lazybrahh]

Thinking about being a bouncer when I start uni, is the money good?

Answered this above^. But for school money it's not bad at all. But be prepared to have no weekend/night life.

[TnukPunch]

How do you like your eggs?

[156lbs]

Do you ever turn someone away and use the excuse "your ID looks fake" because you don't like the way the person looks? Or if they have no girls?

[MooseLaddin]

do you hook people up that you know?

[787Boricua305]

i am under 21. if i went to your club and told you that i am a miscer, would you let me in?

[lazybrahh]

Do you ever turn someone away and use the excuse "your ID looks fake" because you don't like the way the person looks?

Don't need a reason to turn anyone away, I'm allowed to just think somebody "looks like a dick" and turn them away just for that. It's legal and encouraged.

[Myriad88]

How do you summon the mental fortitude to stand around in an overheated box with angry, wierd little sexually frustrated loser manlets with no aspirations and an IQ in the 40s who have to prove something?

doesnt all the peacocking, chest thumping and creepy no hoper-ish ness get you down after awhile?

[lazybrahh]

i am under 21. if i went to your club and told you that i am a miscer, would you let me in?

Depends, If you didn't look like a shmuck i prob would. lol.

[lazybrahh]

How do you summon the mental fortitude to stand around in an overheated box with angry, wierd little sexually frustrated loser manlets with no aspirations and an IQ in the 40s who have to prove something?

doesnt all the peacocking, chest thumping and creepy no hoper-ish ness get you down after awhile?

Nah brah the lulz that are had are through the roof. It passes the time watching all the idiots. Nothing ever seizes to amaze me. plus i get to throw out ones i don't like.

[Ronnie23G]

How dangerous is it really?
How big do you need to be?

[lazybrahh]

do you hook people up that you know?

Depends on who they are. Some of my friends i wouldn't trust not to cause trouble, some i would. I met a girls there that was only 18 (i wasnt the one who let her in i was inside) she used her sisters ID. i was banging her for a while and let her in every weekend once i got on door. But now we don't talk so i told her to fuark off lol. Being in position of authority = profit.

[Krazshni]

TELL ALL OF YOUR SLOOTS GONNAN SLOOT STORIES OPie U PHUKR FACE!!!!!!!!!! O_O

[lazybrahh]

How dangerous is it really?
How big do you need to be?

Every place has there perfrences as far as qualifications go.

And it depends on where you work. But no matter where it is there is always one or 2 nights a month on average that you will def be semi-scared or worried. This last new years was ****ing insane i thought i was going to die. Something right out of a movie. srs.

[Myriad88]

Nah brah the lulz that are had are through the roof. It passes the time watching all the idiots. Nothing ever seizes to amaze me. plus i get to throw out ones i don't like.

Perhaps, but bouncers are the prime outlet for all the manlet shortcomings. If I had a dollar for every time ive seen one outside the club yelling at the bouncers, blaming them and ranting with angry diatribes because hes an ugly freak loser who couldnt pick up, because he creeped out girls with rote learned pickup lines he got from Neil Strauss books, I'd retire tomorrow.

[flanker34]

Do you prefer people to be friendly or to treat you 'professionally'? I know some bouncers who don't mind if you joke with them or make smalltalk in line(provided you're not a slobbering drunk idiot) and others that get near hostile when you say hi.

[lazybrahh]

How do most bouncers get hired? Do you actually have to show them you're trained to fight if sh*t got real or do they hire you as long as you look intimidating?

well 1st you need a security license, then size, and then preferred exp. After that you basically gotta know somebody unless you work for a company. in which case the owner just hopes for the best.

[jaycrowley94]

Don't know where abouts your from,I know the answer to this already simply just because they are female but why is it here in AUS girls can be chit faced as, fall over just be generally sloppy as phuck, I kicked my toe on a lounge as I was walking around a corner in a club, bouncer asks me how much I've had to drink that hes watching me and I'll be gone if i do it again.

[lazybrahh]

Perhaps, but bouncers are the prime outlet for all the manlet shortcomings. If I had a dollar for every time ive seen one outside the club yelling at the bouncers, blaming them and ranting with angry diatribes because hes an ugly freak loser who couldnt pick up, because he creeped out girls with rote learned pickup lines he got from Neil Strauss books, I'd retire tomorrow.

Yeah, they bring the lulz though. lol