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I would swim through a cholera infested sewage plant while hooking 45lbs plates to my balls using only Rosie O'Donnel's queefs as an air supply just to be able to lick the underneath of the tire of the garbage truck that is carrying her used tampon
I would let a horse drag me by the balls through a cactus filled desert while fire ants chew on my sunburned scrotum just to be able to sniff the schit-stained underwear she tried on at the store that are now up the schit infested filthy fuking arse-crack of the chubby 3/10 that bought them instead*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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- Join Date: Aug 2012
- Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
- Age: 27
- Posts: 1,158
- Rep Power: 276
Too nervous to talk to SIRI crew
Gets nervous before going for a haircut crew
No friends on ******** because Mum declined friend request crew
Tried to suck my own dick but pulled a muscle in my lower back crew
Sniff hard as fuk when a chick walks by to smell her vagina crew
Can't stop looking at my cat's asshoIe crew
Girls approach me, I still manage to fail crew
Order pizza, too scared to answer the door crew
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03-08-2013, 10:23 PM #114*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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