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He met this girl about 6 weeks ago.
They started dating 2 weeks after meeting.
I first heard she existed after they'd been dating for two weeks
At this point, he had already "asked her" to be his GF and regularly tells her how much he loves her, she's his "soulmate," never met anyone like her, etc.
She is an exchange student from Europe
I'm waiting for her to get preggers, "oops, I forgot my birth control."
BRB, you have to marry me, so I can stay in America and birth your child
"Okay" LULZ!!!!!!!
In terms of his "issues," I guess he was getting jealous about something she did. My guess is his betaness is causing her to seek an alpha male out.
We were talking about "text game," and he showed me these message thinking it was the perfect "game." I was like, "uhhh... ya, nice text game brah." I later snagged his phone to get pics to share with my misc brahs.
There are far worse text messages, just saying the most white-knight, beta things I've ever heard, rivaling the kind of ish that goes on in the Misc.
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03-07-2013, 10:12 AM #1OG of winter hats
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My roommate is the biggest whiteknight...
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03-07-2013, 10:13 AM #2Registered User
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lol, you can tell shes already bored.
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03-07-2013, 10:13 AM #3Registered User
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inb4 he gets pregnant
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03-07-2013, 10:14 AM #4Claw Back
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Op is just butt-hurt he does not have a gf and secretly faps to gay porn.
Not every bitch from abroad wants to stay here you jealous little ******* !"Hell is the Impossibility of Reason"
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03-07-2013, 10:14 AM #5Registered User
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Why don't you share your concerns with him as well as us? He might not know what to do and you could save him.
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03-07-2013, 10:14 AM #6Daniel Larson 2024
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did she really just say ":*" to his three texts?
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03-07-2013, 10:15 AM #7Registered User
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He needs to do a 360 and run away
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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03-07-2013, 10:15 AM #8Registered User
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I'm not even sure that's WKing.Originally Posted by robertk232
I don't even OP...................... Tell him to stay safe OP!
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03-07-2013, 10:16 AM #9Registered User
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that chick is smashing someone else lol so obvious from that text
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03-07-2013, 10:19 AM #10DostThouEvenHoist
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Legit cringe-worthy material,
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03-07-2013, 10:20 AM #11OG of winter hats
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The fact that they started dating 2 weeks after meeting is just a detail of their story, not saying that is beta in itself. That is fairly normal. Meet someone, initiate dating.Originally Posted by EnthusiasmCreed
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03-07-2013, 10:21 AM #12SUP?
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♞♞♞ Misc Horse Head Crew ♞♞♞ // ☮ // EDM+Dubstep Crew
"lol jutst have me das it u wnt ipad igga bbaayy" �\_(ツ)_/�
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03-07-2013, 10:46 AM #13Registered User
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okay
You will be missed Hector_Blunts
RIP
(no homo)
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03-07-2013, 10:47 AM #14
okay
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03-07-2013, 10:48 AM #15platinum account member
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pics of girl
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03-07-2013, 10:50 AM #16Southern Brah
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wow that's how i acted when i was 14 years old and just got my first cell phone..
lawddddd.. he has no concept needy beta *******s and how its boring as fuk for the girlMisc jawbrah appreciation crew
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03-07-2013, 10:51 AM #17Registered User
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Lost it at "okay"
Moar op pls!★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★ DIRTY SOUTH CREW ☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★
rape back 300+ (just link me to the post) owed reps:
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03-07-2013, 10:52 AM #18Registered User
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why don't you try to aware him OP? For his own good.
You will be missed Hector_Blunts
RIP
(no homo)
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03-07-2013, 10:53 AM #19Segabrah
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Originally Posted by 801down
This X10000
Long ass chit texted to her and one word answers back
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03-07-2013, 10:53 AM #20Registered User
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There is no hope for him in this relationship. Inb4 she walks all over him
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03-07-2013, 10:55 AM #21Registered Loser
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OP you should've told us your roommate posts on the misc too!Originally Posted by nick187
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03-07-2013, 10:57 AM #22Homeless Miscer
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03-07-2013, 11:05 AM #23
he sends her 2 pages worth of beta as phuck text and she replies with 3 words and an emoticon.
Amount of investment on his part 100% on hers 5% guy will get his hearth broken thrown into a black hole and spaghettified.
Op i'll be waiting for a follow up which will def provide the lols.++ Positive Crew++
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03-07-2013, 11:07 AM #24hehe ty men
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Okay
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03-07-2013, 11:16 AM #25
Duuude I cringed hard reading this, I felt embarrassed like someone was watching me read it.
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03-07-2013, 11:19 AM #26Lets go black man!
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he sounds like the girl in those texts.
strong okayCan't help me to 5K reps if you're dead...jus sayin'
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03-07-2013, 11:29 AM #27Resident Liberal Elite
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WTF is ":*"? Is that supposed to be a kiss or something?
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03-07-2013, 11:32 AM #28Registered User
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That's Okay bro cooldown has been buffed to only 15minutes.Originally Posted by nMegas
*Disregard Females Acquire Bagels crew*
*Only person to text me Happy New Years was my Orthodontist crew*
*Talk to pretty girl at bar, lay down at night dreaming of life together crew*
B: 215lbs
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03-07-2013, 11:32 AM #29
wotm8
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03-07-2013, 11:34 AM #30High Test Miscer
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Okay OP.
Your too cute :*Sig line can't be a novel
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