Let's make a long story short..
- very old friend from HS comes down to stay in LA area for work chit
- stays at a hotel within 5 minutes of my place
- invites me over
- we go bar hopping. both drunk.
- go back to hotel. just us. clothes come off. i stop midway cuz i realize i haven't shaved in MONTHS
- im home now
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03-07-2013, 12:16 AM #1Registered User
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Turned down friend for sex because I haven't shaved my pubes (super SRS) (no homer)
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03-07-2013, 12:18 AM #2Registered User
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innn
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03-07-2013, 12:18 AM #3Registered User
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Sucks brah.
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03-07-2013, 12:19 AM #4Registered User
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what did you tell her?
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03-07-2013, 12:19 AM #5soon.
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should have just smashed her anyway. the way you left is going to make her think you have the herps.
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03-07-2013, 12:20 AM #6Darren Sharpahhhh
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lol, shoulda given no ****s and plugged her in her ass.
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03-07-2013, 12:21 AM #7Registered User
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What was your excuse or did you just bail like a b*tch?
Fuk that would be a chitty situation, I wouldnt of smashed either from embarrassment. Although I never let the pubes get like dat."Old" school miscer
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03-07-2013, 12:21 AM #8Banned
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are you fukking retarded? do it anyway
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03-07-2013, 12:24 AM #9Registered User
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You deserve this.
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03-07-2013, 12:24 AM #10
Hope this is a roll bread.
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03-07-2013, 12:25 AM #11Mayan Aesthetics
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sux bru
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03-07-2013, 12:26 AM #12Übermensch
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wait aren't you a fukin virgin? or am I mixing you up with someone else. lol i dont know that feel, but i can understand it.
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03-07-2013, 12:27 AM #13Registered User
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Lol at all the FAs crying into their soup right now.
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03-07-2013, 12:27 AM #14Registered User
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whats the big deal with pubes.
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03-07-2013, 12:27 AM #15Registered User
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It's not bro.Originally Posted by CMPump
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03-07-2013, 12:29 AM #16Übermensch
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lol sorry about that, sympathy reps.Originally Posted by SOCALNINER
It's not bro.
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03-07-2013, 12:29 AM #17Registered User
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You've become a girl.Originally Posted by SOCALNINER
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03-07-2013, 12:30 AM #18
Bro you're telling me you were drunk and got that far and cared too much about what some sloot that doesn't even live remotely near you would think to not get it in? Wtf is wrong with you
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03-07-2013, 12:30 AM #19let that sink in
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good move, Better to look great instead of sloppy
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03-07-2013, 12:30 AM #20platinum account member
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OP one of the biggest fails ive witnessed
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03-07-2013, 12:31 AM #21Registered User
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You posted this pic about 3 weeks ago telling us the story of your friend visiting.
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03-07-2013, 12:32 AM #22Evil Manlet
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03-07-2013, 12:32 AM #23Registered User
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this is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard lol
next will be oops forgot to wax chest so can't take my shirt off during sex
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03-07-2013, 12:32 AM #24Registered User
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03-07-2013, 12:33 AM #25Registered User
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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03-07-2013, 12:34 AM #26Stream Of Consciousness
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wouldve pull them out myself
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03-07-2013, 12:34 AM #27Registered User
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so your gay?
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03-07-2013, 12:34 AM #28Banned
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Bro, i would smash that even if i had a jungle down there
Who the fuk cares?????!
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03-07-2013, 12:36 AM #29Registered User
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sounds like something i would do
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03-07-2013, 12:36 AM #30Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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urine idiot. she would not give a fuk about your pubes.
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