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Thread: What makes your gf a keeper?!
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03-05-2013, 04:35 PM #91
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03-05-2013, 07:01 PM #92
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03-05-2013, 07:05 PM #93
She always puts the toilet seat down so I don't fall in.
*has been jacked off by a friend using a mechanical device crew
*already ruined life crew
*saved my dog from drowning crew
*got in a fight with a hamburger, the hamburger won crew
*Perpetual cutting forever and not making any progress crew
*IIFYM (IF IT FONDLES YOUR MOM) CREW
*IF Everyday, all day, 3 times a day crew
*I lost my crew when Michael Jackson died crew
*had sex with mostly prostitutes crew
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03-05-2013, 07:07 PM #94
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03-05-2013, 10:06 PM #95
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03-05-2013, 10:17 PM #96
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03-05-2013, 10:24 PM #97
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03-05-2013, 10:34 PM #98
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03-05-2013, 10:43 PM #99
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03-05-2013, 10:46 PM #100
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03-05-2013, 10:46 PM #101
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03-05-2013, 10:48 PM #102
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03-05-2013, 10:49 PM #103
She swallows, she lets me PIITB, always down to just make me cum if im tired, plays vidya so she understands that i cant pause my game, feeds me, money-wise technically she's paid me to fuark her. and we misc together.
edit: shes probably gonna read this, so shes smart, funny, adorable and is just so fun to be around.B-baka! Its not like I like you or anything!
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03-05-2013, 10:50 PM #104
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03-05-2013, 10:55 PM #105
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03-05-2013, 11:01 PM #106"Psai is the love child of Rick Ross, Ghandi and Oz" - Phoenix9369
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03-05-2013, 11:05 PM #107
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03-05-2013, 11:05 PM #108
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03-05-2013, 11:06 PM #109
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03-05-2013, 11:22 PM #110
Was seeing this chick for 6 months or so. We werent officially dating but you could say we were. Ended things with her about 3 weeks ago. Coolest chick Ive known yet.
Would make me food if i asked. Brought me food from her families thanksgiving dinner. Her cooking was amazing.
Paid half the time even though I didnt want her too
Always put up with my **** and that alone was enough for reason for me to wife her.
Always up for sex. Let me piitb when she was on her period.
Had dat ass.
When i lost my license and car for 3 months she would drive me around. Rides to work n back.
Smart
Loved her laugh. Her and I hd a weird sense of humor when we were together.
She workd out even though i didnt.
She wasnt a slut. Only been with 3 other guys before me. Was really tight.
She was just a down ass chick. Probably wont find another like her.
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03-05-2013, 11:40 PM #111
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03-05-2013, 11:47 PM #112
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03-06-2013, 12:05 AM #113
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03-06-2013, 10:12 AM #114
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03-06-2013, 10:17 AM #115
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03-06-2013, 01:11 PM #116
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03-06-2013, 01:55 PM #117
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03-06-2013, 01:59 PM #118
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03-06-2013, 02:02 PM #119
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03-06-2013, 02:13 PM #120
- we train together
- grew up together
- guaranteed to always be by my side
- truly helps me keep a grip on things
- sex pretty much whenever i want
- even lets me bang whoever i want (srs)
- never complains
- always listens
pretty much the perfect gf
heres a pic for reference
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