How old are you?Originally Posted by ohiostaterules7
Sometimes its good to wife the right woman. Its like musical chairs after 30, everyone is pairing off as fast as they can.
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Thread: What makes your gf a keeper?!
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03-05-2013, 04:35 PM #91Registered User
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03-05-2013, 07:01 PM #92EVERYDAY IM RUSTLIN'
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You all cyber or whatOriginally Posted by scoveg13
Leukemia is a poverty cancer.
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03-05-2013, 07:05 PM #93Rocket Pocket
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She always puts the toilet seat down so I don't fall in.
*has been jacked off by a friend using a mechanical device crew
*already ruined life crew
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*got in a fight with a hamburger, the hamburger won crew
*Perpetual cutting forever and not making any progress crew
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*had sex with mostly prostitutes crew
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03-05-2013, 07:07 PM #94Registered User
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What makes my GF a keeper? She plays goalie on for her schools soccer team.. mind blown so many of you brahs also have gfs who play net! We like a family!
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03-05-2013, 10:06 PM #95EVERYDAY IM RUSTLIN'
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Pics plz.Originally Posted by CanaDan
Got a thing for soccer chicks lolLeukemia is a poverty cancer.
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03-05-2013, 10:17 PM #96.........................
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DD chest.....
Srs..!@!@!@!@!!@!
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03-05-2013, 10:24 PM #97being old rules
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We never fight.
MAGA crew
Late 30s crew
CS crew
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03-05-2013, 10:34 PM #98******
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she has to be my nasty slut in the bedroom and do w/e i want(if you aint tossing my salad on swallowing my load? no thanks jeff), however cant look like a slut and look like a nice young lady.
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JEEP CREW
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03-05-2013, 10:43 PM #99F*ck Joe Biden
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#WinningOriginally Posted by carnivore74
F*ck Joe Biden
"Your problem is you spent your whole life thinking there are rules. There aren't. We used to be gorillas. All we had is what we could take and defend." - Lorne Malvo
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Chef Crew | NYC Crew | Knee Draggers Crew | Wristwatch Crew
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03-05-2013, 10:46 PM #100RP R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution
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She can take all 12" of penis.
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03-05-2013, 10:46 PM #101OG Bobby Johnson
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Came in thread expecting to see you post this, leaving satisfied.Originally Posted by lax10fan
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03-05-2013, 10:48 PM #102Patel Bateman
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3 dicks at once? nice.Originally Posted by JamesMUSCLE
mine puts up with me. can't really ask for more-USC-Bakers-Raiders-
Rahmit inmah ashol
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03-05-2013, 10:49 PM #103is best pony
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She swallows, she lets me PIITB, always down to just make me cum if im tired, plays vidya so she understands that i cant pause my game, feeds me, money-wise technically she's paid me to fuark her. and we misc together.
edit: shes probably gonna read this, so shes smart, funny, adorable and is just so fun to be around.B-baka! Its not like I like you or anything!
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03-05-2013, 10:50 PM #104Banned
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Good bjs... so she can have all the hello kitty **** she wants...
(not srs)
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03-05-2013, 10:55 PM #105PHD in Broscience
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Tossing your salad?Originally Posted by killermike
***** you gay?"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do"
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03-05-2013, 11:01 PM #106Gene's got my back (srs)
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Originally Posted by killermike
^this you brah?"Psai is the love child of Rick Ross, Ghandi and Oz" - Phoenix9369
"you are going to be an excellent father, loving husband, and an unselfish lover one day" - TellitAgain
"You'll always be my favorite CEO. Always." - Tweedurr
"I have big respect for any young man as hard working as Psai" - Motiviert
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03-05-2013, 11:05 PM #107Registered User
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She's beautiful, athletic, loving, kind, intellegent, loyal, and happy all the time.
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03-05-2013, 11:05 PM #108無限-Mugen-Infinite
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Originally Posted by imagod
Unfortunately I know this feel.
Not hugless though....
that doesn't make me feel any better..."Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind."-Bruce Lee
*Cancer+Tumor Survivor Crew*
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03-05-2013, 11:06 PM #109EVERYDAY IM RUSTLIN'
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Da fukOriginally Posted by psai
^this you brah?Leukemia is a poverty cancer.
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03-05-2013, 11:22 PM #110Registered User
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Was seeing this chick for 6 months or so. We werent officially dating but you could say we were. Ended things with her about 3 weeks ago. Coolest chick Ive known yet.
Would make me food if i asked. Brought me food from her families thanksgiving dinner. Her cooking was amazing.
Paid half the time even though I didnt want her too
Always put up with my **** and that alone was enough for reason for me to wife her.
Always up for sex. Let me piitb when she was on her period.
Had dat ass.
When i lost my license and car for 3 months she would drive me around. Rides to work n back.
Smart
Loved her laugh. Her and I hd a weird sense of humor when we were together.
She workd out even though i didnt.
She wasnt a slut. Only been with 3 other guys before me. Was really tight.
She was just a down ass chick. Probably wont find another like her.
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03-05-2013, 11:40 PM #111😗
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Then why did you end it?Originally Posted by Dang3rZone
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03-05-2013, 11:47 PM #112Marriage is grand,divorce is 50 grand.Bounce now while you still have your dignity and can keep your hard-earned cashOriginally Posted by Gregjm26
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03-06-2013, 12:05 AM #113Registered User
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She loves to cook and clean (really!) and she never makes a problem of stuff like normal gf's plus she likes to game (only nintendo) but still play smash brothers or mario kart after a good **** is always good.
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03-06-2013, 10:12 AM #114Registered User
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Cause im an idiot. Its one of those things where she came into my life way to early.Originally Posted by Efilon
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03-06-2013, 10:17 AM #115Registered User
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gf kisses me when i poop crew checking in.Originally Posted by lax10fan
gf also farted under the sheets and forced me to smell it the other night.
never felt closer.*Disregard Females Acquire Bagels crew*
*Only person to text me Happy New Years was my Orthodontist crew*
*Talk to pretty girl at bar, lay down at night dreaming of life together crew*
B: 215lbs
P: 135lbs
D: 425lbs
S: 295lbs
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03-06-2013, 01:11 PM #116EVERYDAY IM RUSTLIN'
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Lol that's love and grossOriginally Posted by alg0801
Leukemia is a poverty cancer.
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03-06-2013, 01:55 PM #117Registered User
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reppedOriginally Posted by alg0801
i rep back
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03-06-2013, 01:59 PM #118Registered User
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me and my gf play cod together, eat pizza and fart/pee in front of eachother. feels good mang. trying not to **** up, shes a keeper
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03-06-2013, 02:02 PM #119not even once.Originally Posted by dixon
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03-06-2013, 02:13 PM #120Registered User
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- we train together
- grew up together
- guaranteed to always be by my side
- truly helps me keep a grip on things
- sex pretty much whenever i want
- even lets me bang whoever i want (srs)
- never complains
- always listens
pretty much the perfect gf
heres a pic for reference
Rest In Peace Aziz "Zyzz" Sergeyevich Shavershian
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