The Official ☆☆☆UK Crew☆☆☆ Thread -Part XV-

[Striver]

13th

[edge007]

13th

Cheers

[Empeh]

So apparently I've been coaxed into training for strongman this weekend

brb playing with big balls

no homo

[Striver]

So apparently I've been coaxed into training for strongman this weekend

brb playing with big balls

no homo

Potato pics or negs.

[Withoutreason]

Potato pics or negs.

in for pictures of potato's that look like baddybalders

[AWG]

one of the best things I have ever done SRS potential epic thread
Fingernail Rotation:

You know how it can be hard to decide which fingernail to trim? the answer is to trim in strict daily rotation.

IMPORTANT: the first 'cycle' is mentally tough, since they will all be uneven. YOU MUST SEE THIS THROUGH, it will then be a lot easier. Fingernails grow three or four mill every 10 days so one per day will give you perfect length, all the time. this is what you have to look forward to after 10 days

start with right hand index finger and work outwards, one per day. Then go to left thumb, then left index, working outwards. Finish on right thumb, then go to right index and repeat.

I am assuming you use your thumb nails to trim your fingers, not your girlfriends cuticle scissors, hence you need a gap between trimming your thumb and trimming the nails of your opposite hand. This is the genius of my rotation.

LAST PRO TIP: lick or soak your nail for a minute or two beforehand, it will trim much, much easier.

So after 10 days, I am sitting here with absolutely perfect nails. Can't believe it has taken me 38 years to figure this out.

Wouldn't work for me, have been biting my finger nails since I was 5 and that ain't changing any time soon

Was not expecting that voice from AWG

No one does it seems

[Withoutreason]

You know how it can be hard to decide which fingernail to trim?

u actually wat mate. use nail clippers once a week, buy clippers that have a metal file on, file after cutting. come at my bish hands. not sure what i'm even reading from your tekkers

[Parsons7]

Wouldn't work for me, have been biting my finger nails since I was 5 and that ain't changing any time soon

No one does it seems

will you be coming to muscle works?

[Empeh]

[Striver]

Oh sweet JIMMIES.

[G08208]

Sister has a boyfriend.



















Vegetarian, 110lbs, Art student.

This is going to be fun.

[Striver]

Vegetarian, 110lbs, Art student.

This is going to be fun.

Casually suggest eating him?

[Withoutreason]

Sister has a boyfriend.

Vegetarian, 110lbs, Art student.

This is going to be fun.

get him to draw you naked
turn him gay
profit?
?????

[Bubblebath Gorilla]

get him to draw you naked
turn him gay
profit?
?????

failproof plan

[pmoney14]

let me try to be semi-active on here like the old days

[olibeast]

pics of sister

[Striver]

pics of sister

Who else but Oli-mire?

[G08208]

Casually suggest eating him?

Would be a small breakfast.

get him to draw you naked
turn him gay
profit?
?????

Tempting. Might show him your keyboard solos

let me try to be semi-active on here like the old days

I'll have a rap battle with you *******

[RandoM1992]

get him to draw you naked
turn him gay
profit?
?????

we need a painting on the UK misc first post




nohomo

[G08208]

ASMR CREW CHECKING IN

http://www.asmr.co.uk/

hnghhhhh

[Striver]

ASMR CREW CHECKING IN

http://www.asmr.co.uk/

hnghhhhh

Not

Sure

If

Softcore porn?

[RandoM1992]

ASMR CREW CHECKING IN

http://www.asmr.co.uk/

hnghhhhh

Dont need triggers crew. Can willingly do it.

[pmoney14]

Would be a small breakfast.



Tempting. Might show him your keyboard solos



I'll have a rap battle with you *******

you will get destroyed though

[Withoutreason]

my mate wants to start gyming, he's a night owl so 'the gym' will be the best option, + he said he will split petrol
cost
just checked my gym history, fuking lold

All Gym Usage

Pages: 1
Entry Date Exit Date Visit Duration
06/11/2012 23:36:54 07/11/2012 00:49:23 73 mins
27/10/2012 23:30:29 28/10/2012 00:37:01 67 mins
23/10/2012 20:42:36 23/10/2012 20:47:07 5 mins

5 minutes was when it was way too busy

[G08208]

Not

Sure

If

Softcore porn?

I'd smash that bish uppppppp

Dont need triggers crew. Can willingly do it.

Teach me your waaaaaaaays. I cant get it 100% of the time with youtube videos. The only time I get it is when Im watching someone irl draw/write or Im having my car wash. Sometimes I wish I could pay to sit in a car wash for like an hour.

[Kadafi25]

Sister has a boyfriend

Does she live in Abz? Pls respond.

[G08208]

you will get destroyed though

I'll destroy you irl *******.xx

Does she live in Abz? Pls respond.

Nah, darn sarfff wiv awl da reast ov dese soft caants


I might pay this kid like £20 to say hes a Rangers fan, my Dads face would be a picture.

[ReindeerBrah]

Strong drama itt + hate on DH Bro

Form banter is inevitable, but ad-hominem bagging out is a bit uncalled for, looks like things are heating up on the interwebz

Your loss.
No homo.

That

Train hard
suk some dik
eat some all you can eat
puke up (bukkake)
???
profit

That

Everyone here has a huge e-personality but most of the UK crew is autistic as fuk in real life.

(no hate)

Fuaaaaark feelsbatman, dat autism. To be fair, my e-persona is immense. All my pics are photoshopped and lifts are frauded, when people meet me irl they immediately discover that not only do I not even lift, but that I don't actually have any legs (lawnmower accident as a child crew).

just to echo this. Really interesting that the people who are most active in the thread are afraid to meet but those that don't contribute huge amounts (daz, bearman, rainer, striver, empeh (now), logik etc.) seem happy enough to meet like minded people who train.

100% not ashamed to admit I've met some great irl bros through this thread. Sounds so weird when I explain it to other mates, but makes a lot of sense, and lulz are always had at meetups.

***Wishes Trickeyfitness was my prep coach Crew***

But yeah, I don't really get people's condescending attitude and apparent pomposity towards Miscers meeting IRL. Every time I've met up with Miscers either to train or whatever it's always been loads of fun, and the vast majority have been really cool people. After all, you've already got several common reference points in that you post on BB.com, you're into training and you've spoken before a number of times about different things, albeit online.

It's a little odd how it's totally normal to meet people from University etc and become close mates with totally by virtue of the fact that you're on the same course/living in the same block/same society or whatever (even if you have barely anything else in common), yet training with a group of miscers is weird.

^ very much this

so i decided to do a matt ogus, get some monies and start trenning hard

m9 u need to get back into the gym if our dream of competing together, and crying into eachother's shoulders while holding eachother tenderly in posing trunks, fake tan and oil mixing with fresh tears streaming down our bodies, is ever gonna materialise.

No hetero.

Srs

^That

All the people that I've met IRL through Darren/Misc have been sound as f*ck. Had a few nights out in Notts with AWG and goodfella and recently thebearman and newerbrah came to stay at mine and had an awesome couple of nights out in Newcastle after only briefly meeting them beforehand. Can't forget reindeerbrah either, provided the lulz at AWG's show.

Don't see what's to lose to be honest. You can gain some great friends and delicious cupcakes if you're lucky.

Why thank you. I can confirm, lulz were had at Jordan's show

I'm saving these for future use.
Fo real. Everyone I met for the Muscleworks meet was a laugh. Even Harley was markedly less retarded than expected. Nothing like a massively homo erotic pose down while eating heavenly baked cup cakes in the locker room.

The posedown/cupcake session in the locker room was epic. Was explaining this to a female friend the other day, she was very confused (aroused)

Strong delts

DLB has arguably the worst jawline aesthetics ever.

[pmoney14]

I'll destroy you irl *******.xx



Nah, darn sarfff wiv awl da reast ov dese soft caants


I might pay this kid like £20 to say hes a Rangers fan, my Dads face would be a picture.

come shelton, son

[IronLyfe]

come shelton, son

if you dont turn up to bodypower with bars off the head (even writtens for the matter) I will drag your hopeless, grotesque arse out the erdington slums that you dwell in and pound you with the same microphone you lay down those painful verses with

srs