so today i was schooling and this slut is like u got boobs
and i am like nah whore these are fukin pecks
and she is like
ohh they are pretty firm
and im like you touched mine i touched yours
so i groped her and she didn't say nothing
ok question:
how do i get sperm out of pants effectively
(unrelated)
question i will never get an answer to:
why the phuk did i wait 16 years to start lifting?
i would gladly give my balls for a night with emma watson/lana del ray
I've heard Saliva works best. Usually your own gets it off better cause of the same DNA causing a genetical cancellation. Srs.
notsrs
**My Bulking Log of Global Peace and Prosperity** - http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153086131
Bulking 'till 2014
Going to get my Picklé so shracked that my nipplus will be Pickléud and strad.
_____
Reps 4 Life/Reps on Sight:
SwolePatrol34
frezKo
Mcrum4
moimoi123
RainingBlood
KobiDC
ErikTheElectric
Decrazer
_____
*Metal Crew*
*IIFYM/Flexible Dieting Crew*
*Science Motherphucker Crew*
*Agnostic Atheist Crew*
*Kiwi/NZ Crew*
*Adventure Time/Regular Show Crew*
Originally posted by BurrowedLurker: "Be prepared to have a different feeling in your balls starting sometime soon. This feeling will change your life."
Location: Maryland Heights, Missouri, United States
Age: 20
Stats: 6'3", 217 lbs
Posts: 6,385
Rep Power: 5807
Stats: 5'8", 145 lbs
Lets be honest, you don't have pecs, this didnt happen.
Real story: op was walking in the hallway at schoo when he brushed arms with a 5/10. He then proceeded to try to talk to said girl, he said something along the lines of "I know u felt dem massive ceps sloot, u mirin?" Bish then look at her friends and laughed at op. op then went in the bathroom and fapped to her Facebook pictures before making this thread.
★☆★★☆ tmiscplace2 crew ★☆★★☆
████████ Rand Paul 2016 ████████
********Misc Firearm Crew********
clean and jerk: 131kg | snatch: 95kg
"Whether you think you can or think you can't, you are right"
-Henry Ford
Lets be honest, you don't have pecs, this didnt happen.
Real story: op was walking in the hallway at schoo when he brushed arms with a 5/10. He then proceeded to try to talk to said girl, he said something along the lines of "I know u felt dem massive ceps sloot, u mirin?" Bish then look at her friends and laughed at op. op then went in the bathroom and fapped to her Facebook pictures before making this thread.
so today i was schooling and this guy is like u got boobs
and i am like nah bro these are fukin pecks
and he is like
ohh they are pretty firm
and im like you touched mine i touched yours
so i groped his penor and he didn't say nothing
ok question:
how do i get sperm out of pants effectively
(unrelated)
145lbs ....I call bull****, edited it to what actually happened
finished bulk at 203lbs cutting down to 170lbs now in hope of being 8% body fat
use to be 120lbs 10% body fat of pure unbridled mayhem
A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of sheep
so today i was schooling and this guy is like u got boobs
and i am like nah bro these are fukin pecks
and he is like
ohh they are pretty firm
and im like you touched mine i touched yours
so i groped him and he didn't say nothing
ok question:
how do i get sperm out of pants effectively
(unrelated)
Current 1RM
Bench: 195
Squat: 265
Deadlift: 340
Military Press: 135
**My Bulking Log of Global Peace and Prosperity** - http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153086131
Bulking 'till 2014
Going to get my Picklé so shracked that my nipplus will be Pickléud and strad.
_____
Reps 4 Life/Reps on Sight:
SwolePatrol34
frezKo
Mcrum4
moimoi123
RainingBlood
KobiDC
ErikTheElectric
Decrazer
_____
*Metal Crew*
*IIFYM/Flexible Dieting Crew*
*Science Motherphucker Crew*
*Agnostic Atheist Crew*
*Kiwi/NZ Crew*
*Adventure Time/Regular Show Crew*
Lets be honest, you don't have pecs, this didnt happen.
Real story: op was walking in the hallway at schoo when he brushed arms with a 5/10. He then proceeded to try to talk to said girl, he said something along the lines of "I know u felt dem massive ceps sloot, u mirin?" Bish then look at her friends and laughed at op. op then went in the bathroom and fapped to her Facebook pictures before making this thread.
Thats how alot of muscular guys in college get laid. srs ive seen it a hand full of times, touch my chest i touch yours. Add in alcohol and it goes further.lol
**My Bulking Log of Global Peace and Prosperity** - http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153086131
Bulking 'till 2014
Going to get my Picklé so shracked that my nipplus will be Pickléud and strad.
_____
Reps 4 Life/Reps on Sight:
SwolePatrol34
frezKo
Mcrum4
moimoi123
RainingBlood
KobiDC
ErikTheElectric
Decrazer
_____
*Metal Crew*
*IIFYM/Flexible Dieting Crew*
*Science Motherphucker Crew*
*Agnostic Atheist Crew*
*Kiwi/NZ Crew*
*Adventure Time/Regular Show Crew*
so today i was schooling and this slut is like u got boobs
and i am like nah whore these are fukin pecks
and she is like
ohh they are pretty firm
and im like you touched mine i touched yours
so i groped her and she didn't say nothing
ok question:
how do i get sperm out of pants effectively
(unrelated)
Say "I will rape you if I get the chance" while bert staring her.
well you have cuz u r 2 alpha but i am tiny **** that cant even lift his bodyweight in compounds :'((((((((((((((((((((((((((
i suicide ://///////////
chick is 6.5 but i cant complain ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
:///////////////////////////(((((((((((((((((((((((((((('''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''
question i will never get an answer to:
why the phuk did i wait 16 years to start lifting?
i would gladly give my balls for a night with emma watson/lana del ray
Bookmarks